Thanks to the Hunger Games, Now I Want to Have Fancy Pink Fingernails

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | December 21, 2011 | Comments ()


Above is a print ad for Effie Trinket: The Official Face of China Glaze Nail Polish. You know what, I don't care if it's an ad or not: That is bad ass. I don't wear nail polish, but I'm going to start. And then I'm going to decorate my eyelashes with butterflies. And then I'm going to go out into the woods and kill everyone with my bow and arrow until I'm the only one remaining. Me and Peeta. And then we're going to find those kids from Twilight, and we're going to sand all that stripper dust off their faces. And then we're going to have a pajama party, and we're going to sing "Kumbaya" with the Potter dorks until the sun comes up and then we're all going to find President Coriolanus Snow and stick a bomb inside of his chest.

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