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Trade News | February 20, 2007 | Comments (24)


After months and months of casting speculation about who would play Harvey Dent/ Two Face in the sequel to Batman Begins, The Dark Knight (rumors had Jamie Foxx, Ryan Phillippe, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and John Cusack attached at various times), Christopher Nolan has finally found his man. Aaron Eckhart is in final negotiations to assume the role that Tommy Lee Jones played in 1995’s Batman Forever. And while I’m all atwitter that Nolan chose Eckhart (who finally got some overdue recognition for his role in Thank You for Smoking), I do worry that — with Heath Ledger already attached as The Joker — the director is throwing too many characters into the narrative pot. If you have The Joker, do you really need another villain? Fortunately, Nolan is steering clear of big-time blockbuster A-listers, which does suggest that The Dark Knight won’t be another exercise in stunt casting, which is part of what killed the franchise the last time around (that, and Joel Schumacher, of course).

In other casting news, there is almost nothing I love as much as an authentic Boston accent delivered in a Boston-based production, which is part of the reason I found The Departed so riveting and Mark Wahlberg’s and Matt Damon’s performances so natural. Now, the two have re-teamed for another film featuring Massachusetts natives. The Fighter will be a boxing film about the life of “Irish” Mickey Ward (Wahlberg) and his trainer brother, Dick Eklund (Damon), who hailed from Lowell, Mass. Ward is one of those Massachusetts blue-collar heroes (the Dropkick Murphys wrote a song about him), whose career trajectory (including a three-year retirement, several setbacks, and a world championship) seems tailor-made for the big screen. Paul Attanasio (Donnie Brasco, The Sum of All Fears, and the forthcoming Bourne Ultimatum) has been hired to rewrite the script. Wahlberg and Damon’s participation is contingent upon approval of it.

Elsewhere, Scott Smith’s big-screen adaptation of his novel The Ruins has found a director. Carter Smith, a commercial and music video director, has been hired to helm. Scott Smith will adapt the script from his own novel, though I can’t imagine that Red Hour, the production company run by Ben Stiller, will allow Smith to stick with the novel’s original ending, which provides the sort of killjoy despair that Hollywood normally eschews. No talent has been cast yet, but given the choice of director, the youth of the characters, and the genre, we can probably expect a Bruckheimerian hack job with an assortment of CW stars and, I’m guessing, Sophia Bush.

This week on DVD, Babel makes itself available for your Netflix queues, giving you a few days to relieve your pre-Oscar guilt for missing it and having to confess ignorance during the awards shows when your friends ask your opinion. It’s a pretty good flick, to boot. The Prestige will also be released on DVD today, which reminds me why Rex Reed is probably the worst film critic in the history of the profession, as evidenced by what he wrote about the film. Here’s a taste:

This is the latest product of loopy brothers Christopher and Jonathan Nolan, whose libidinous fantasies work overtime to turn paranoia, confusion and insanity into art movies like the despicable Memento. On his own, brother Christopher also directed the paralyzing Batman Begins, the worst Batman movie ever made, which was also the only pretentious Batman movie ever made. Dedicated to the premise that no movie that makes sense is worth making at all, these hacks have dumped their worst faults into The Prestige. Worse yet, it’s a whacking bore.

That from a guy who found The Omen remake “imaginative” and “riveting.”

Additionally, Man of the Year, Flushed Away, and For Your Consideration will arrive on Blockbuster shelves this week.

Finally, in the trailer watch, here’s one I saw attached to Music and Lyrics last week: Jerry Seinfeld’s Bee Movie, an adult animation comedy which actually looks semi-amusing, though it’s hard to tell anything about the flick from this particular trailer.

Dustin Rowles is the publisher of Pajiba. He lives with his wife in Ithaca, New York. You may email him, or leave a comment below.









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Comments

With regards to the Batman story, I belive that although Aaron Eckhart plays Harvey Dent ( who becomes Two-Face ) this won't happen in the film ( or at least until near the end ) and will probably form the basis for the third one.

Posted by: Alexander Kaye at February 20, 2007 10:16 AM

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is this not the first Daily in a long time that doesn't want to make most PJ-ites want to weep for the future? No Rob Schneider/TP/comedian-in-fat-suit/Haggis projects to announce?

Nice.

Posted by: ranylt at February 20, 2007 10:18 AM

That's weird - I could've sworn I read that the Walberg brothers would be playing in The Fighter, not Mark and Damon. Maybe CHUD had it wrong, I dunno. And wow, Rex Reed trashed three of my favorite "interesting" films in one paragraph. What an asshat.

And yes, Alexander Kaye is correct - The Dark Knight sets up Harvey Dent, but the change to Two-Face is only supposed to happen in the following movie. Which I think is an excellent idea.

Posted by: TK at February 20, 2007 11:26 AM

Alexander: I was thinking the same thing. Casting Two-Face now would allow them to establish the good side of the character, rather than having to say, switch in Tommy Lee Jones for Billy Dee Williams at a later date.

Posted by: Roni at February 20, 2007 11:27 AM

OH sign me up for The Fighter!! Paul Attanasio was also one of the creative forces behind Homicide: Life on the Street, my absolute favorite underappreciated tv show of all time (and the only procedural cop show where I actually believe the "blue collar" cops might really be blue collar cops). He and the Homicide team captured the essence of Baltimore in that show - so I expect he'll do right by Boston.

Posted by: Tammy at February 20, 2007 11:59 AM

...is this not the first Daily in a long time that doesn't want to make most PJ-ites want to weep for the future?

The Ruins is being made into a film. While that's not bad enough news to induce thoughts of suicide, it is pretty dreary.

I was conned into reading the book, and while it's not the worst book ever in all of history, it was certainly a waste of time. The plot reminded me of nothing so much as an unimaginative cheapo YA-populated horror flick...

...so I guess this is just, like, the Circle of Life, Hollywood-style...?

Posted by: Jerce at February 20, 2007 12:17 PM

Sorry, Jerce, I wasn't familiar with The Ruins--the fact that there were no farting penguins in this week's round-up was my key motivation!

That said--all hope is not lost. We're all pretty much aware of the old 'bad books can make good movies' maxim (much-discussed already, I believe). One word, after all: Jaws.

Posted by: ranylt at February 20, 2007 12:23 PM

I am currently sitting in my cubicle waiting not-so patiently until 5pm so I can go home to watch The Prestige with my hubby. Yes, I'm a geek...but it's my birthday and that's what I wanted. Rex Reed can suck it.

Posted by: Kolby at February 20, 2007 1:06 PM

E.T. was made of play-doh and chicken wire, classic.

Posted by: Eric at February 20, 2007 1:11 PM

I agree with you at base, ranylt--no announcements of new "projects" from Eddie Murphy/Rob Schneider/that ugly fucker who played Napoleon Dynamite...Hey, I'm cheering up!

Posted by: Jerce at February 20, 2007 3:50 PM

While I was reading The Ruins, I totally thought that it was a story Hollywood would be eager to butcher (not that it would take much to do so) And you're right, any CW star would be aptly cast although I can't imagine which one could do a convincing enough accent to play the German guy.

Posted by: shannon at February 20, 2007 4:45 PM

The second Rex Reed tried to say Batman Begins was the worse Batman movie ever (either by ignoring the Schumacher contributions, or worst yet, actually liking them), he should have lost his job.

Posted by: Vermillion at February 20, 2007 4:49 PM

Damon and Marky Mark are fine in my book, but wasn't there a movie like this a while back? Yeah, I think it was Rocko or Rocky or something, anyway the guy from Oscar was in it.

Heath Ledger? what is this, Brokeback Batcave? *groan* I mean isn't the Joker supposed to have a certain "gravitas" or charisma, Brokeback Mount. included Ledger is a major league lightweight in the personality department.

Shit, if the guy's gonna be in make-up use Mark Hammill, best Joker characterization EVER.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 20, 2007 5:18 PM

Rex Reed is still alive?????

Posted by: SCG at February 20, 2007 5:32 PM

Am I the only one more excited that Aaron Eckhart was cast as Harvey Dent than Heath Ledger being cast as The Joker? Maybe I'm still riding high from Aaron's fantastic performance in TYFS, but I think that's a fine piece of casting. Can we have Harvey as the villain-to-be and keep The Joker out of it all together? I'm totally with BarbadoSlim - I seriously doubt Heath's ability to pull off the Joker as a character. He might surprise me, though. My expectations are pretty low.

And yes, Mark Hamill had The Joker characterization nailed. Hands down.

Lastly, I found Tim Burton's Batman more pretentious than Nolan's Batman Begins. But then again, I'm not a big Burton fan.

Posted by: Daphne at February 20, 2007 6:32 PM

Alas, Jerce, Napoleon Dynamite (nee Jon Heder) does have a forthcoming feature -- "Blades of Glory" with Will Ferrell, but it looks pretty good from the casting: Will Arnett (I've convinced myself that the prison movie did NOT happen), Amy Poehler, William Fichtner ... Heder absolutely ruined "School for Scoundrels" for me because he has the exact same look on his face in all situations.

Posted by: fb at February 20, 2007 6:36 PM

Sadly (I've read he's cool as a person)Heder as an actor has got "one trick pony" written all over him.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 20, 2007 6:42 PM

I actually gagged, and then shivered when I read that quote from Rex Reed.
Please, please, will someone put his readers out of their misery?

Posted by: Matt R at February 20, 2007 7:18 PM

On his own, brother Christopher also directed the paralyzing Batman Begins, the worst Batman movie ever made, which was also the only pretentious Batman movie ever made.

It's because Rex Reed is still pouting about the lack of rubber nipples on the new batsuit. Well that and the lack of a cute "Robin the Boy Wonder" side kick.

Posted by: Oscar at February 20, 2007 7:45 PM

"Blades of Glory" with Will Ferrell, but it looks pretty good from the casting...

Not to dump on your admirable optimism, fb, but: No. Just no. Uh-uh.

"Comedies" like this could be cast with Oliviers and Streeps and be directed by Inarritus and they would still suck hard enough to affect the gravity in the parking lot around the theater.

That is not to say that this abortion won't rake in eleventy squillion dollars its opening weekend...ensuring that another abortion will go into production.

Posted by: Jerce at February 21, 2007 9:17 AM

Ah, yes, Rex Reed, star of that fantastic award winning film, MYRA BRECKENRIDGE!!!!! No one should ever listen to anything that wackjob says, EVER!!!

Posted by: dammitjanet at February 21, 2007 3:18 PM

Ok, I'll be the first to say it:

I'm excited for Bee Movie.

Posted by: Diana at February 21, 2007 7:44 PM

Who is this Rex Reed and how in the world does he have the credentials to be a film critic?! That was just wrong! Trashing Batman Begins? Bale was perfect in it! And Memento, which was intriguing and confusing, sure, but not all movies can be like Joel Schumacher's films, please note that The Number 23 is directed by him, which means you must avoid it at ALL costs people, except you guys at Pajiba...HAHAAHA!

Posted by: paris at February 23, 2007 1:17 PM

Wow, I didn't know anyone else would agree with me about Heath Ledger. I mean, did he take acting lessons from Molly Meldrum? All he did was a gay guy in a cowboy hat who mumbled and squinted his eyes. (Only Australians would probably get this joke).

I'd rather they just cut Ledger out of it all together. Yay for Aaron Eckhart!


(Also, the Bee movie clip is no longer available. I'm too lazy to go on Youtube. And besides, I'm supposed to be writing an essay...oops.)

Posted by: Chantelle at February 25, 2007 5:58 AM


















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