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Let's Just Fire Everybody

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (19)



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Steven Spielberg’s new series “Terra Nova” starts with the premise that scientists of the near future manage to open a portal to prehistoric Earth. Groups of colonists are sent through and the action really heats up when the last group is accidentally landed near some carnivores. It’s not clear whether the show will just be about “holy shit that dinosaur ate Bob” and a half-assed metaphor of the importance of environmentalism or whether there will be some butterfly stomping time travel philosophizing. Or maybe both. Like, what if the inevitable evil company funding the research in order to go back and pump oil that they already know is there pumps out oil that they’ve already pumped out in the future. Mind. Blown. I just hope that if the series does get off the ground, that they make a joke about running into Baltar screwing a Cro-Magnon.

When it was originally announced, Fox disposable executive Kevin Reilly said “This thing is going to be huge.” In addition to that indeed being what she said, this highlights why you pay a PR agency all that money, because Kev-dog should not be allowed to speak to the press by himself, even if he kindly asks if bro would like to partake in some jello shots after the meeting.

Things went from suck to blow when executive producer David Fury jumped ship over the summer, citing “creative differences.” Fury is awesome not just because his name sounds like the sort of comic book character who tortures the protagonist’s side kick to death in the second act, but because he wrote some of the best episodes of “Buffy” and “Angel.” Therefore it probably follows that the “creative differences” were of the sort where he was creative and they were different.

Well, the initial plans were for the series to debut in either the Fall or Spring of this season after Fox canceled something to make room for it. But since Fox is just too packed to the brim with quality entertainment, there just isn’t a slot for it. So now production has been pushed off all the way until next summer. Of course, that would leave a bunch of writers sitting around doing nothing. So naturally, Fox fired them all, because fuck if they were going to pay a bunch of lazy writers to sit around doing nothing for the next six months.

Really, Fox? There was nothing else you could get the writers to do during that period, like I don’t know, write the second season of the show that you think is going to be, and I quote Kev-Dog here, “HUGE.” Spin off comic books, webisodes, wikipedia entries … nothing? I know, I know, writers are so massively expensive, they are by far the most expensive part of a special effects laden science fiction series. How can a series that is only budgeted $4 million per episode afford to keep the writing staff around?

The bottom line is that if you want to even pay lip service to giving a shit about the creative quality of a series, firing the fucking creative team because the show’s been delayed a few months might not be the brightest move. But then we all knew that if it was any good it’d be gone in three months anyway, right?

(source: Blastr)









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Comments

Good on David Fury.
FOX and fuckin' SyFy just oughta not develop anything new anymore. The dumbfucks can't program a network worth a hill of refried beans.
Fuckshits, the lot o' them.

Posted by: Rykker at November 4, 2010 10:08 AM

Great writing here.

It’s not clear whether the show will just be about “holy shit that dinosaur ate Bob”

Therefore it probably follows that the “creative differences” were of the sort where he was creative and they were different.

Really great writing. Also I'm glad Pajiba has all the up-to-date news on keeping myself properly pre-disappointed. It hurts less that way.

Posted by: twig at November 4, 2010 10:14 AM

I just fired my testicles because I haven't had sex in days. No need for them to sit around takin' up valuable real estate in my jimmy-jams. My dick's gotta breathe, yo.

Posted by: Kballs at November 4, 2010 10:15 AM

Yet another reason to not trust a single project any branch of Fox has their fingers in.

Posted by: Robert at November 4, 2010 10:18 AM

Therefore it probably follows that the “creative differences” were of the sort where he was creative and they were different.

Indeed, what twig said. This is why I dig the hell out of this site.

Posted by: RobP at November 4, 2010 10:25 AM

If it was any good or original, it'd be on FX, not Fox.

FX is where their good shows go (Sons of Anarchy, Justified, The League, It's Always Sunny, Archer). Fox is where they put their reality show shit and their remakes and carbon copies of other, better shows.

Posted by: Fredo at November 4, 2010 10:27 AM

why do I seem to recall this show being on before except then they called it something like "earth 2" or some other lame shit

Posted by: BigTodd at November 4, 2010 10:58 AM

Fox is where they put their reality show shit and their remakes and carbon copies of other, better shows.

I was gonna say, "Terra Nova" sounds as though it would be somewhat similar to the BBC programme "Primeval."

Posted by: Rykker at November 4, 2010 11:03 AM

Kballs,

so you're just K now?

Posted by: schmerpes at November 4, 2010 11:12 AM

schmerpes,

. . .

Damnit.

Posted by: Kballs at November 4, 2010 11:31 AM

schmerpes ftw.

Posted by: twig at November 4, 2010 11:40 AM

Four million an episode?

It's like they are trying to make the "Heaven's Gate" of television.

Posted by: anderbot at November 4, 2010 12:21 PM

Damn! I wanted to comment on how pithy and apropos SLW's statement "Therefore it probably follows that the “creative differences” were of the sort where he was creative and they were different" is, but everybody else already said it.

I'll just say, "Oh, SNAP!" Cuz it's true.

Posted by: MM at November 4, 2010 3:22 PM

So True. I say just leave it be. They would probably put it on Friday nights, where it would get no ratings, but us geeks who'll watch almost anything, end up loving it, only to see it canceled after three episodes.

Posted by: junierizzle at November 4, 2010 3:58 PM

Why is it when Steven Spielberg has anything to do with a television it almost always without fail will suck major low-tide choade*?


*pass given on the short-lived "Amazing Stories" and only because of other people involved on certain episodes.

Posted by: bleujayone at November 4, 2010 3:58 PM

screw 'em.
julian may did it better than they ever will.
where's our pliocene exile series, huh?

Posted by: theFatman at November 4, 2010 7:04 PM

"Not the Mama!"

Come on, Speilberg, bring it back!

Posted by: Leftylad at November 4, 2010 9:46 PM

When I saw the title, I hoped this was going to be a gritty reboot of SJC's landmark actioner, "Wiseguy". Damn, I'm disappointed.

Posted by: Torgotronic at November 5, 2010 12:28 AM

To be fair, Fox said they were laying off the writers, not firing them. Whether we like it or not, television is a business and Terra Nova is already way over budget. Hopefully, the writers will be back soon and the show will go forward. Fox did say that the 2 hour premiere was still on for May of 2011. They didn't say whether a decision had been made whether to continue with regular episodes in September so keep your fingers crossed!

Posted by: TV Show Lover at November 7, 2010 10:51 AM