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Damn You, McG! I Don't Want to Like Your Movie

But Christian Bale Saves All / Dustin Rowles

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A new trailer for Terminator: Salvation debuted this week, one with lots of goodies in it, including one helluva sweet-looking killer giant cyborg. I wanted so very badly to hate this from the day it was announced, because McG is soil filler — he is walking, talking, Twatwaffle dandruff. But he cast Christian Bale as John Connor, and the Terminator franchise is one of those movies where you really just want to see a lot of shit go Kablooey. And McG is the hipster douchebag version of Michael Bay, so if you want lots of BOOMS! and Death Cab for Cutie, McG is your man.

And my God, this trailer looks killer. There’s even some subliminal shit in there that makes you completely forget that Terminator 3 ever happened. Impressive. And The Bale will weaken you knees and your resistance: You will become powerless to a McG directed movie.

Watch at your own risk:



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