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What You're (Hopefully) Not Watching This Summer


The Ratings Game / Dustin Rowles

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We haven’t checked in on the Nielson ratings since the end of the regular television season, so I thought we could take a gander at the top 20 shows of a week during the summer and congratulate ourselves for not watching any of them. And, indeed, looking them over, I’m 0-20, if you don’t count the four or five minutes of “Wipeout,” that I passed by. If you take out the specials (the All-Star game and the Cronkite special), the top 20 doesn’t look all that different from the regular season, but for the addition of four goddamn episodes of “American’t Got Talent” and two episodes of “So You Think You Can Dance,” which is moving to the fall starting this year.

“America’s Got Talent.” Really? Isn’t that the combination of “The Gong Show” and “American Idol” with Hasselhoff and Sharon Osborne as judges? People actually tune into that show. Really? That’s dispiriting. Here’s your top 20, and below, some good news.


1. (X) “Major League Baseball All-Star Game,” Fox, 14.59 million viewers.

2. (2) “America’s Got Talent” (Tuesday), NBC, 13.51 million viewers.

3. (1) “America’s Got Talent” (Wednesday, 9 p.m.), NBC, 11.64 million viewers.

4. (X) “Major League Baseball All-Star Pregame,” Fox, 11.22 million viewers.

5. (6) “NCIS,” CBS, 10.45 million viewers.

6. (9) “Two and a Half Men,” CBS, 9.12 million viewers.

7. (8) “The Mentalist,” CBS, 8.37 million viewers.

8. (39) “The Big Bang Theory,” CBS, 8.23 million viewers.

9. (65) “The Bachelorette,” ABC, 8.013 million viewers.

10. (13) “CSI: Miami,” CBS, 8.012 million viewers.

11. (18) “CSI: NY,” CBS, 8.010 million viewers.

12. (54) “Wipeout,” ABC, 7.69 million viewers.

13. (6) “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation,” CBS, 7.67 million viewers.

14. (X) “CBS News: Remember Cronkite,” CBS, 7.64 million viewers.

15. (12) “Criminal Minds,” CBS, 7.48 million viewers.

16. (18) “America’s Got Talent” (Tuesday, 8 p.m.), NBC, 7.47 million viewers.

17. (50) “So You Think You Can Dance” (Thursday), Fox, 7.20 million viewers.

18. (37) “Law & Order: SVU,” NBC, 7.11 million viewers.

19. (50) “So You Think You Can Dance” (Wednesday), Fox, 6.95 million viewers.

20. (88) “America’s Got Talent” (Wednesday), NBC, 6.50 million viewers.


Over on cable, the more interesting note is that “Burn Notice” is boosting the USA Network. Last week, that show had enough viewers (6.6 million) to nudge it into the Top 20 shows on primetime. “Royal Pains,” which comes on after “Burn” is also doing well (with 6.23 million), but I like to think that it’s because viewers are so engrossed with “Burn Notice” that they don’t notice when it goes off the air. Those two shows, in addition to “In Plain Sight” and “NCIS” reruns were enough to make the USA Network the ratings winner among basic cable channels. And, over on TNT, “The Closer,” with 6.59 million viewers, nearly matched the ratings of “Burn Notice,” because booo!

And, for the curious, “Late Show with David Letterman” has risen above Conan O’Brien’s “Tonight Show,” beating it by an average of 800,000 viewers last week, Letterman’s second win in two weeks. Although, to be fair, Conan is still edging Letterman in the 18-49 year old demographic.

And that’s the way it is.


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Comments

Know what?

I think I can dance. Yep.

Posted by: Janey at July 21, 2009 8:26 PM

The very idea of Hasselhoff and the Queen Hag judging ANYONE makes me sick to my stomach.

Posted by: figgy at July 21, 2009 8:27 PM

I've only ever watched two of these shows period.

And why is Sharon Osbourne still on tv? Doesn't she already have a full time job keeping Ozzie from biting the heads off various small animals during acid flashbacks?

Posted by: ziggy at July 21, 2009 8:28 PM

It's spelled "Nielsen."

And who watches network teevee during the summer?!

Posted by: Jerce at July 21, 2009 8:33 PM

I am 0-20! Yay for me!
I would have watched the All-Star Game (loves me some baseball) but the switch to digital tv - meaning that I now MUST have cable service to watch anything - kept me from bothering to try.
So, poor people (like me) who can't afford cable? We are now among the culturally elite because we can't don't watch television. Yay for us! Or something...

Oh, the YouTube Classic TV ad up there features all three of my adolecent crushes in one convenient picture. Cool.

Posted by: Spender at July 21, 2009 8:36 PM

but the switch to digital tv - meaning that I now MUST have cable service to watch anything - kept me from bothering to try.

Uh, no you don't. All you need is a digital converter box, which are cheap and, for a while at least, free (with a government coupon).

Posted by: Vermillion at July 21, 2009 8:39 PM

Other than the occasional movie on free cable when I get home from work late and need to unwind, between the end of the NHL playoffs (early June) and the beginning of the NFL pre-season (mid-August), I don't watch TV.

Someone could disconnect my cable and I doubt I'd even notice.

Posted by: ForbiddenDonut at July 21, 2009 8:44 PM

Though only the Godtopus knows how, we managed to get selected as a Nielsen family for July.

So, rest easier, knowing that I am single-handedly striking a blow for Pajibaphilic, non-mouth-breathing, non-knuckle-dragging, non-chronically-encephalitic, hyphenate-loving families everywhere.

Hooray, me!

Posted by: gforcetwo at July 21, 2009 8:46 PM

I was all excited because I was thinking I was 0-20 too, but then you mentioned Wipeout. And it wasn't just five minutes. My family has watched several episodes. Can't help it, it's a bit like crack.

Posted by: Eyvi at July 21, 2009 8:49 PM

There's no shame in watching "So You Think You Can Dance." Cat Deeley was severely overlooked in this year's Emmy noms.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 21, 2009 9:09 PM

Heh. My sister was going on the other day about "America's Got Talent" and I said if it doesn't have a) a gong behind the judges and b) Chuck Barris, it's just a pale, pale imitation.

Not that pale is necessarily bad. I could use a pale ale right now.

*mutters, grumbles, goes back to work*

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 21, 2009 9:44 PM


...but the switch to digital tv - meaning that I now MUST have cable service to watch anything - kept me from bothering to try.

Uh, no you don't. All you need is a digital converter box, which are cheap and, for a while at least, free (with a government coupon).

Posted by: Vermillion at July 21, 2009 8:39 PM
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Too true, Vermillion, my erudite friend but those among us who bought a digital tv in anticipation of the switch know this: The local digital channel signals are extremely weak (I live in South Tulsa) and anytime the wind blows or there is a storm of any size, there goes the sound and picture. Even on picture perfect weather days, the CBS and PBS affiliates are non-existent for me, NBC is spotty and only Fox... fucking FOX... comes in with any regularity.
In short - and to reiterate - if you don't have cable in Tulsa, you can kiss over the air TV goodbye, for the most part... not that I really miss it.

Posted by: Spender at July 21, 2009 11:04 PM

Of course, Conan is still ten million times funnier and more creative (and a billion times less of a dick) than David Letterman, but middle America has to warm up to him.

Posted by: Christian H. at July 22, 2009 12:15 AM

We've been tivoing Conan and watching him the next day or so. We're really enjoying him! I rarely watched him in his other time slot - even with
Tivo assist.

Glad to see Big Bang Theory in there and yes I must admit to Wipeout too. The kids love it and at least it isn't Hannah Montana!

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Posted by: ALICE35 at July 22, 2009 6:36 AM

As I have said to my detriment before, SYTYCD is a very good show. I second the Cat Deeley love and encourage anyone to watch an entire episode. DO NOT pre-judge it because you think it's the same as American Idol. For example, there was a sexually charged contemporary number last week that was jaw-droppingly hot. The dancers were so caught up that they didn't just kiss at the end; they full on made out. The contestants actually care about each other, the judges get choked up on a regular basis, and they grow their own talent by bringing former contestants back as choreographers (note the dance mentioned above).

Plus the women are, at worst, butterfaces. At best? Well, just don't lick the television.

Posted by: Kballs at July 22, 2009 8:13 AM

My TV is covered with spit.

Posted by: Phil at July 22, 2009 8:25 AM

OMG, KBalls, that routine last week was pants-moisteningly amazing. The biggest difference is that on Idol, contestants can skate by on their "charm" or at least their marketability - no vocal talent or training required.

On SYTYCD, to even make the top 20 you have to A) be spectacularly trained or B) be a goddamned virtuoso if you aren't. The people who make the cut are not just loonies out for 15 minutes of fame, these are career dancers who we get the pleasure of watching perform (mostly*) world-class choreography every week - it's fucking riveting!


*I say mostly because some choreographers are better than others - I'm looking at you, Tyce....

Posted by: Tammy at July 22, 2009 11:20 AM

Favorite SYTYCD routine EVER. Holy fucking shit. I still haven't recovered.

Posted by: Melissa at July 22, 2009 11:30 AM

DAMNIT!!! I was fine until I saw the Mentalist up there... the Husband and I started watching it after a convo with one of the writers from Psych last xmas... its a total rip-off... but without the slap stick and less bromance... I can usually pick out "who-done-it" within the first 10 min... but its fun to play a drinking game of spot the bad guy/extras from Burn Notice, Bones, Psych, and other such shows...

Posted by: Tammers at July 22, 2009 11:44 AM

SYTYCD is so far away from AI (and Dancing with the Stars, for that matter) it's not even funny. I honestly think it's one of the best two hours (or one hour) of television on right now. Maybe I'm biased because I'm an actor, but it makes me positively giddy that Nigel Lythgoe has basically tricked the AI demographic into watching a show that has...god, just amazing artistry top to bottom, from choreographers to the guest talent. I'm a big proponent of exposure to fine art, and if a glitzy tv "competition" is the way to get people interested in world class dancing, then so be it. See everybody on the couch at 7 tonight!

Posted by: Ian at July 22, 2009 11:48 AM

OH YEAH

Hasselhoff has got some cred, right? I mean, being the worst lead in a Broadway musical EVER has got to count for something.

If you don't believe me, take a couple aspirin and youtube his performance of "This is the Moment" from Jekyll/Hyde.

Posted by: Ian at July 22, 2009 11:50 AM

I'm a huge SYTYCD fan, but I have to admit the show has flaws; it tends to denigrate the importance of hip-hop and ballroom training as compared to classical dance training, and the result is that you get a lot of mediocre hip-hop and ballroom; soft, whiteboy hip-hop with no edge (usually choreographed by Tabitha and Napoleon) and ballroom where one or two big dramatic lifts dominate the routine over proper footwork and body motion.

(Dancing With The Stars, for all its cheese factor, reliably has better ballroom routines in the second half of its seasons than SYTYCD does, mostly. There isn't any excuse for that.)

The guest judge is, sadly, almost always the best judge. Nigel plays favourites to a ridiculous extent, both in terms of dancers and choreographers. Partially this is because he's more interested in building the brand than in providing really honest critique. And Mary Murphy... well, we all know about Mary Murphy.

But it's still a great show despite all of that.

Posted by: mightygodking at July 22, 2009 12:38 PM

"Too true, Vermillion, my erudite friend but those among us who bought a digital tv in anticipation of the switch know this: The local digital channel signals are extremely weak (I live in South Tulsa) and anytime the wind blows or there is a storm of any size, there goes the sound and picture. Even on picture perfect weather days, the CBS and PBS affiliates are non-existent for me, NBC is spotty and only Fox... fucking FOX... comes in with any regularity.
In short - and to reiterate - if you don't have cable in Tulsa, you can kiss over the air TV goodbye, for the most part... not that I really miss it."

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I'm not trying to be a wise guy or anything, but do you have an antenna? I live in the boondocks of East Texas and get 9 channels with an LCD TV and an antenna. The fact that one of those stations is 24-hour weather and two are Spanish is beside the point. I still pick them up. Granted, I lose one station regularly when the weather is howling outside, but it is the one that is farthest from my house. I don't have problems with the others.

Anyway, that brings me to my next point... Clearly I don't have a whole lot of choices anytime, but summer is particularly bad. So, I ended up watching America's Got Talent last night. In reality, it was my kids watching it while I worked on the computer but I was in the same room so it sort of counts. It wasn't great, but it wasn't really awful either. There were some really bad acts, but the judges weren't over the top cruel in their criticism, which I appreciate. My biggest beef is with Nick Cannon. I don't really understand what it is he's doing on the show and he is just so god-awful smarmy that it makes my stomach turn.

Posted by: elsie at July 22, 2009 12:44 PM

I have the standard set-top antenna, elsie... and, no, I don't think that you're being a wise guy! It's a good suggestion, it's just that my apartment complex frowned on my installing a tripod-mounted M60E3 7.62mm Machine Gun (used only to frighten away Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormon Missionaries), so they won't allow me to install an outside antenna... dammit.

As for America's Got Talent, I can appreciate that they're providing a showcase for some talented people who would never fit on the other shows. I just can't bring myself to watch even the online highlights. Reality TV is just too real (even the heavily scripted crap) and if I turn on a television it's to be transported out of my dismal reality.

Posted by: Spender at July 22, 2009 1:16 PM

At times when I'm feeling froggy I'll DVR So You Think You Can Dance and just fast forward through all the garbage in between the usually spectacular dance numbers. Sometimes it seems like the producers are playing favorites with their dance style selections. If there's a couple that aren't especially charismatic or one of Nigel's pets they'll give them something ludicrous. Like ragtime. Because America is so going to vote for a style that most of their grandparent's weren't even alive to appreciate.

And that middle judge just has got to go. On the Fran Drescher scale of vocal annoyativity, she is hovering in the red zone any time she opens her yap. Seriously, my dogs leave the room when her over the top screeching begins.

Posted by: Leigh at July 22, 2009 1:35 PM

Aw man. Totally unnecessary apostrophe in that last post. Balls.

Posted by: Leigh at July 22, 2009 1:40 PM

I disagree with the contention of giving certain couples certain routines. If you have real talent, it doesn't matter what you're given. Everyone has to work through the quick step, broadway, Shane Sparks' lame-assed hip-hop and Brian Friedman's incomprehensible jazz whatchamacallits. For example, it didn't matter what they gave Kopono this year, he was going to shit all over it with his weak sauce. Kayla carried his sorry ass about 4 weeks further than he would've gotten otherwise.

I look at Mia and Wade like I look at Jordan, Carlin, Tiger, Federer, Day-Lewis, and others who seem effortlessly brilliant. You can't explain it unless you see what they create. It's fucking crazy.

And does anyone remember how awful Cat was as host during her first season (Season 2)? I didn't think she'd be back, but she has made herself into a great host. Notice that she hasn't actually said "jidges" in years? I miss it.

Posted by: Kballs at July 22, 2009 2:05 PM

KBalls, it always fills me with joy to see you comment on the dancing. I don't remember season 1--I think I assumed like most people that it would be just like AI and didn't watch much at first, but it's a much more positive experience, filled with people who are actually talented.

Shane Sparks' routines always bore the hell out of me, but I love the guy solely for the look on his face once when Lil'C was giving one of his usual incomprehensible speeches. The guy was ranting on and on, using big words he clearly didn't understand, while Shane looked both wearily tolerant and WTF at the same time.

I don't remember the name of that new woman doing the Broadway stuff, but that bitch has got to go. Her choreography positively sucks, and she's rude and full of herself to boot. Where the hell is Sonya?

Posted by: DeadBessie at July 22, 2009 3:02 PM

0 for 20. I've been running through True Blood season 1 and new eps of Weeds. Other than that I'm patiently awaiting the return of Sons of Anarchy. I actually like summer TV, nothing is interesting so it gives me time to do other things.

That said, anyone going to check out "The Colony" on Discovery Channel tonight? It looks intriguing, that's for sure. Premise is the country is wiped out and 10 people are sealed in some kind of complex and must make a society. Looks like "The Walking Dead" sans Dead.

Posted by: TylerDFC at July 22, 2009 3:59 PM

I'm on the SYTYCD (what an unfortunate acronym!) loveboat as well. And I agree, some of the guest judges are the best. I have a shameless love for Mia Michaels and Wade Robson (okay, and Cat Deeley) that cannot be quenched.

Posted by: bonnie at July 22, 2009 8:15 PM

I don't remember season 1

Season 1 was like the bastard child that the show's judges never refer to - ever. When you go back & watch, it's like a whole other show altogether. And they didn't have the luminous Cat back then - they had Lauren "Botox is My Friend" Sanchez.

And yeah, Kballs, I miss "jidges."

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 22, 2009 10:47 PM

Shane Sparks' lame-assed hip-hop

Shane Sparks is a fucking brilliant hip-hop choreographer. His problem is that he doesn't know how to dumb down his routines for contemporary dancers with no sense of beat (or, alternately, he refuses to do so out of principle), so he's had a lot of bombs on SYTYCD; his routines are designed with the expectation that the dancers will hit it hard, and when you've got noodly contemporary dancers who think jerking your body around is simplistic, you get crap.

But when the dancers are on point, he's had some incredible successes and some of the best hip-hop on the show - I particularly think of his romantic routine to Ne-Yo's "Sexy Love" for Allison and Ivan in season 2, or his balls-out madness for Destini and Jamile in season 1.

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