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Boy, the sound in that video did not mesh well with the Aqualung playing in the background AT ALL. My fault for pressing play.

The stupid as shit live action 1990 movie gets a pass from me for one reason only. It potty trained my son. No. Really. He found the copy of this that Mr. Lower had tucked away as a sad remnant of his youth. My son was long past needing to be out of diapers, so, when he insisted on watching it, I told him that it was a big boy movie and he needed to use the potty before he could see it. He was trained in one day. Yeah, I bribed him. Deal.

It's actually the 25th anniversary of the comics release this year. In honor today, the Empire State Building is being lit up green, and there is a "galabunga" planned.

. . . and she hasn't seen the Blue's Clues movie yet. Forgot that part.

There is no way you just called the video games horrible. Okay, so maybe the original game for NES was horrible (and impossible), but fuck you if you think Turtles in Time was shit. Best Ninja Turtles game ever.

There was no reason to have different characters, they all did the same thing. Jump, spin, repeat.

I admit, it's a little nostalgic, but I tried playing an emulated version just last month, and realized how bad it was.

The Turtles arcade game was awesome! It played very similarly to the side-scrolling X-Men arcade game. You had to pump in $5 worth of quarters to beat it, but still. The original NES game was awful.

I miss that side-scrolling X-Men arcade game. I saw one in St. Louis that was in 3-D with huge screens when? 1989? Sheesh.

I wish they would reboot that game and put it back in the arcade. Dave and Buster's, get on that. I will pour money into my power card if the game play can match the powers. It must be better than the movies and none of the X-men may look like any of the actors. With Flying. Also make the movement a little different like do the characters in Samurai Showdown.

I was never for the Ninja Turtles game even though I really liked all the movies. If I was in a Pizza Hut, I was on the Mrs. Pacman or Michael Jackson's Thriller.

NO. No. Do not hate on the Ninja Turtles movies (except maybe the third one where they went back in time). Maybe they just happened to come out in the exact right time of my life, but they are definitely classics and are definitely movies I quote in everyday life.

And the video games? Were awesome. Michelangelo's kangaroo kick in the Manhattan Project was the balls.

A Jose Conseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for that.

Those movies were awesome! My brother and I used to watch them at least once a week when we were kids. In fact, we loved the TMNT so much we had most of the toys, including the blimp and the pizza thrower. Anyone remember those? We had hours of fun shooting those little plastic pizzas at each other. Good times with dangerous toys.

Turtles in time was the greatest arcade game of it's time. I learned to talk shit playing that game, so you skeezy mothafuckas lay off.

Okay, but I forgot to say:

Vanilla Ice, what a CHODE!!!

i grew up with ninja turtles i liked all the movies. and the original cartoon. i don't like the new cartoon series because theres' no turlte blimp or turle van and no krang.