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By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (21)



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I cannot decide if this is a great idea or a horrible one, but I am relatively certain that it is absolutely nowhere in between the two extremes.

The New York Daily News had a few words with Quentin Tarantino at a luncheon celebrating Oscar nominees, starting off with the speculation that he and Brad Pitt were high during the filming of Inglourious Basterds, a speculation that he adamantly insisted was untrue.

First, an Oscar luncheon? The very word conjures images of a tedious sales convention at the airport Hilton, sandwich bar and burnt coffee all around, everybody checking their Blackberries constantly in hopes of an excuse to miss the next interminable powerpoint. Second, you snag a few words with Quentin Fucking Tarantino and the question you lead with is “dude, were you high when you made your last movie?” Journalism isn’t just dying, its three week old zombiefied corpse is shuffling around Hollywood luncheons, probably starving to further death on the total lack of brains in the room.

In any case, Tarantino told the spunky young reporter: “I’d like to do a Western. But rather than set it in Texas, have it in slavery times. With that subject that everybody is afraid to deal with. Let’s shine that light on ourselves. You could do a ponderous history lesson of slaves escaping on the Underground Railroad. Or, you could make a movie that would be exciting. Do it as an adventure. A spaghetti Western that takes place during that time. And I would call it A Southern.

I can’t even tell if he’s serious, especially with that punchline of a title. It’s the sort of film that would either be a brilliantly insightful look into the way we construct race or it would actually start a race war. It really could go either way.

Look, everybody knows Nazis are bad. It’s okay to make fun of them. It’s okay to kill them in brutal and ingenious ways. That’s why Inglourious Basterds worked as an elaborate historical revenge fantasy. But a Hollywood filmmaker making a revenge fantasy of killing evil slave owners … yeah I can’t see how that could possibly spin out of control.


(source: New York Daily News)









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Comments

I don't know, SLW, I think it sounds like a pretty interesting idea. I mean, he's already slaughtered Nazis, gimps, Japanese, whitey and various other ethnic peoples; so why not slave owners? Then perhaps he can movie on to puppies and Canadians.

Posted by: admin at February 17, 2010 9:39 AM

See, I don't think he meant a title when he said he would call it a Southern. I think he meant as opposed to calling it a Western.

It’s the sort of film that would either be a brilliantly insightful look into the way we construct race or it would actually start a race war. It really could go either way.

Why can't it be both, Steven? Why can't it be both?!

Posted by: Anna von Murderpuppet at February 17, 2010 9:50 AM

No, no. I'm fully in support of butchering slave owners. So much so that I'd be happy to volunteer to work on this film. In fact, I may just go ahead and let art imitate life. Richard Shelby doesn't own any slaves (probably) but he wants to and that's good enough for me. Now where did I leave my honky-skinnin' machete?

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at February 17, 2010 9:52 AM

I'd see that a million times. Nobody has the brass balls Tarantino has, and he's proven he can make history work for him. A Western involving slavery that's actually done well? Long overdue, in my opinion.

Posted by: ChristianH at February 17, 2010 10:02 AM

Now where did I leave my honky-skinnin' machete?

In your pants.

Posted by: admin at February 17, 2010 10:07 AM

As freakazoidyish as Tarantino is, I'm beginning to think he can make anything work.

Posted by: Cindy at February 17, 2010 10:16 AM

Long as he makes the medieval movie too.

Posted by: Jay at February 17, 2010 10:24 AM

I'd venture to guess than no one in history has ever had just "a few words" with Tarantino.

"You could do a ponderous history lesson of slaves escaping on the Underground Railroad. Or, you could make a movie that would be exciting. Do it as an adventure."

How about a movie where the zombiefied slaves who died or were hunted down or dragged back to the plantation along the Underground Railroad surround Tarantino's house and explain to him that in fact, they DID have "adventures" that were "exciting," except instead of "adventure" they'd say "insane race for freedom" and instead of "exciting" they'd say "fucking terrifying."

Then, of course, they would disembowel him.

Rodriguez could direct.

I'd watch that.

Posted by: , at February 17, 2010 10:25 AM

No, admin. That's my honky-beating rod. My machete was in the closet honky-kicking boots and my Dashiki of Righteousness. DAMN THE MAN.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at February 17, 2010 10:35 AM

Actually hope this happens. After a giallo, my second supermovie fantasy involving QT has long been his doing a spaghetti western. Hee-ja.

Posted by: Ranylt at February 17, 2010 10:37 AM

I'm with Ranylt. A QT spaghetti western (full blown, not by way of samurai films) could be awesome.

I somehow doubt QT would turn a film about slavery into an over the top racist mess, but you never know. I doubt he'd pull the revise history card out again.

Then again, watching a film where the slaves all band together and single-handidly defeat the Confederate Army with farming implements would be something to see.

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2010 10:47 AM

He's just dying to use the 'n' word again. I don't think he knows what he'd do without it.

Posted by: Andrew at February 17, 2010 11:13 AM

A bit like Brad Neely's "Nat Turner's Punch-Out".

Posted by: Jay at February 17, 2010 11:14 AM

Spike Lee just rolled over in his grave.

Posted by: Kballs at February 17, 2010 11:50 AM

I'm going to make a response movie called "A Northern." It will deal with the rough-and-tumble excitement of the colonial fur trade. It might get pretty violent -- all those dead lynxes and beavers and french people dying and getting their pelts harvested.

Posted by: esme at February 17, 2010 1:29 PM

if Tarantino wasn't clumsily advancing the cause of foot love, i would slaughter him wholesale; as it is, i have to accept his ridiculous movies

Posted by: idleprimate at February 17, 2010 2:35 PM

Spike Lee is dead? Or does he just spend Wednesdays in a grave, like, trying not to spin?

I'm lost (ooohhh, did anyone watch Lost last night? Who was that little boy? What do the numbers next to their names mean? Is the smoke monster the devil? ooohhhh).

Posted by: superasente at February 17, 2010 2:57 PM

I can’t even tell if he’s serious, especially with that punchline of a title. It’s the sort of film that would either be a brilliantly insightful look into the way we construct race or it would actually start a race war. It really could go either way.

The chances of it being either are pretty slim. My guess is it will be a five part collection of expertly crafted scenes, florid dialogue, interesting but anachronistic music and absolutely nothing that changes your ideas about anything. Cool but empty.

Posted by: Squirrelgripper at February 17, 2010 4:01 PM

and getting their pelts harvested.
Posted by: esme

Do you mean what I think you mean? Other colonial era terms that may be relevant:

1. long gun
2. paddle
3. wigwam
4. peace pipe
5. fur trade

Posted by: Brenton at February 17, 2010 4:10 PM

Dammit, Brenton, you beat me to it. "Pelts Harvested" is my new favorite euphemism.

Posted by: welldressed at February 17, 2010 4:50 PM

This just makes me want to watch a good adaptation of Ernest J. Gaines's A Gathering of Old Men. I think that could be adapted into a good slave western. But there probably aren't enough car crashes in that for QT to be interested in that sort of project.

Posted by: Borg at February 17, 2010 8:32 PM


















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