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Take Me Gently But Not Too Gently, Like a Pirate Would

By Cindy Davis | Trade News | June 1, 2010 | Comments ()


In the first, shapeshifter Sam seems to still be haunted by a bull after his run-ins with Maryann the maenad. He finds a healthy way to relieve his anger.


In the second minisode, which seemingly takes place before his disappearance, Bill attempts to conduct some business with a horny divorcee. These vampires sure do have a way with the ladies.

Mini-poll: Sam or Bill? (Eric aside, obviously.)

True Blood returns to HBO Sunday, June 13th.



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