Take It Out Back and Shoot It: Inexplicable Television News

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Trade News | May 22, 2012 |

In other inexplicable television news, the only official "Game of Thrones" Facebook game will be launching soon. It's called "Game of Thrones: Ascent" and a disposable executive said:

"Some people think social games often mean superficial, emotionless gameplay. But, if we do our job right, we'll be proving that not only is there a way to build a new type of social game, but it's a whole new way to play games with your friends."

So look out for anyone posting messages and requests from the game onto your wall, so you can be sure to remove them as friends as quickly as possible.

And finally, "Rules of Engagement" has been officially picked up for a seventh season! In other news, I was going to make a crack about the shocking discovery that David Spade is still alive, but it turned to ash in my mouth when I then learned that this show is on Thursday nights and draws more viewers than "Community." Awkward.

Want to know the best thing I have ever seen on television though? At the commercial break for "Storage Wars" I saw this:

Now if Farmville had been like that, I might have played it.

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