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This Oughta Be Good

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (12)



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The SyFy Channel, best known for its lack of proper vowels and dozens of so-bad-they’re-good movies that cleanse TK’s palate after a good centipedeing. Naturally, they’ve decided to spin off that talent into the world of the big screen, where the budgets are bigger, the CGI’s a bit better, and the gratuitous nudity doesn’t have to be covered by any legal minimum of square centimeters.

A lot of press is spinning this from the angle of hoping that we get the “Battlestar” SyFy channel and not the “Sharktopus” SyFy channel. I disagree entirely. Look, the good big budget science fiction is going to get made no matter what. The good cheap indie science fiction is going to get made no matter what. But you know what gets left out? The quality B-movies. The fun, scenery chomping, unintentionally hilarious bits of science fiction that take just enough money to do that they’re out of the hands of the little guy, but the big guys aren’t going to waste the money on. No. If the big guys drop the money it has to be serious and somber regardless of how stupid it is.

I’ve been to see most of the science fiction movies of the year, and you know which ones are the most fun? The half funny and half serious ones that don’t work half the time, but are mesmerizing for the other half. Maybe I’m just a sucker for mediocrity, but if this gets me an extra couple of science fiction films in theaters every year in that entertaining sweet spot, I’m all for it.

At the very least, it’ll keep Eric Roberts in blood and cigarettes for a few years.

Full press release with awesomely cringe inducing market speak below.

SYFY VENTURES AND UNIVERSAL PICTURES LAUNCH SYFY FILMS New Film Company Will Create Syfy Branded Genre Films

NEW YORK and UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - December 15, 2010 - Syfy Ventures and Universal Pictures are joining forces to create Syfy Films, a new film company that will develop and produce Syfy branded theatrical motion pictures to be distributed by Universal. The new entity will leverage Syfy’s genre expertise to produce human and relatable theatrical releases from the worlds of science fiction, fantasy, supernatural and horror. Beginning in 2012, Syfy Films will distribute one to two films a year through Universal Pictures. The announcement was made today by Dave Howe, President Syfy and Chiller, Mark Stern, Executive Vice President of Original Programming, Syfy and Co-Head of Content for Universal Cable Productions, Universal Pictures Chairman Adam Fogelson and Co-Chairman Donna Langley.

“We know there is an incredible consumer appetite for genre content as proven by the top grossing box office films,” said Howe and Stern. “Partnering our brand with the theatrical talent of Universal Pictures, a premier motion picture company, will allow us to exploit our combined expertise and resources to create commercially successful quality films that have the potential to become great franchises for the whole company.”

“Syfy has been incredibly successful in finding ways to produce compelling entertainment for a specific audience,” said Fogelson and Langley. “Joining together to find moderately budgeted projects that we can develop using their expertise and their brand is a great opportunity for both of our companies.”

Mark Stern and Donna Langley will jointly oversee the operation. Universal and Syfy are currently looking for a production executive to run Syfy Films which will be based on the Universal Lot. That executive will work closely with the Universal and Syfy creative teams to find projects that they can develop by leveraging Syfy’s experience in developing genre programming. Universal will be responsible for distribution, marketing and publicity. Syfy will actively promote each film across Syfy’s television, online and mobile assets.

(source: Cinema Blend)









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Comments

Mixed feelings for this given SyFy's horrible track record with original movies but anything that gets more sci-fi/horror movies in theaters can't be all bad.

Posted by: TylerDFC at December 16, 2010 10:33 AM

If SyFy ever signs Uwe Boll to oversee one of these shit sandwiches, we may very well see the perfect storm of suck on our hands. It could insight a riot of spontaneous madness that Dr. Clayton Forrester has always dreamed of and only Roger Corman could hope to survive.

"If after viewing my movie even one audience member finds the strength to kick a puppy or punch a baby then I know it was all worthwhile."

Posted by: bleujayone at December 16, 2010 10:46 AM

are they missing the point that their audience is people who stay at home and watch stuff that is free?

how many of you folk who cheer on the travesty of every scyfy pic that comes down the pipeline would pay 10-15$ to see it in cinema. With your limited cinema dollars, how many would end up skipping the spielbergs, Nolans, Favreaus, Aronofskys, Pixars etc. so you could see a scyfy picture?

Put another way, how many of you forked over for skyline? keep in mind it had good effects, and without seeing it, you couldn't know how very lame it was, while something branded scyfy would be very upfront about the fact that a film was drivel.

Posted by: idleprimate at December 16, 2010 11:13 AM

I don't limited cinema dollars...

Posted by: seth at December 16, 2010 11:21 AM

So "centipedeing" is a verb now? I like it.

And I agree that their audience is people who stay home and watch stuff for free. Which means these movies will show up on MST4K as soon as someone reboots MST3K. (Are you listening Comedy Central)?

Posted by: BWeaves at December 16, 2010 11:48 AM

So "centipedeing" is a verb now? I like it.

And I agree that their audience is people who stay home and watch stuff for free. Which means these movies will show up on MST4K as soon as someone reboots MST3K. (Are you listening Comedy Central)?

Posted by: BWeaves at December 16, 2010 11:49 AM

The new entity will leverage Syfy’s genre expertise to produce human and relatable theatrical releases from the worlds of science fiction, fantasy, supernatural and horror.

Really?!?

Posted by: malikvlc at December 16, 2010 11:55 AM

I would pay good money to see Sharktopus on the big screen. Just sayin'

Posted by: Lennon at December 16, 2010 12:12 PM

You may be missing the point, idleprimate. Skyline simply ended up looking like a movie we've all seen before, and the more we saw of it, the less it seemed fun and interesting, and more stupid and boring. No matter how awful Sharktopus is, it never looked boring.

I think you're also forgetting about Pirahna 3D.

Posted by: RobP at December 16, 2010 3:09 PM

I’m just a sucker for mediocrity

Me too, Steven Lloyd Wilson, me too.

Posted by: MM at December 16, 2010 3:13 PM

ah, but Piranha 3D was an instant classic!

Posted by: idleprimate at December 16, 2010 5:59 PM

I don't have SyFy, so I've never seen any of their gloriously awful movies.

On a somewhat related note, I finally caught up with Stargate Universe and it gets freakin' cancelled. I'm starting to reconsider investing any more time into anything they produce.

Posted by: Uda at December 17, 2010 1:39 AM