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Superman Costume, Now with Glo-Light Organs

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (12)



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Back when Mrs. Pajiba-hyphenate was attending Cornell Law, and we were living in the hippie armpit of America, there was a large pasture owned by the Cornell vet school, where lived a cow. On the side of the cow, its skin had been removed and replaced with clear plastic, which basically gave you a window into the cow’s innards, which was something of a sight every time we drove by. How often do you get to see a live cow’s organs in action?

That’s what Tim Burton’s Superman Lives costume immediately brought to mind. Last month, pictures of the costume from that long-dead production — which had Nic Cage attached — surfaced , and yesterday, actual video of the costume in action was released.

It’s bizarre. The lighting effects, which look like something Hasbro would put together, make it almost appear as though you can see Superman’s circulatory system in action initially, and then they amp it up, and it starts to look like Disco Superman. Disco Superman would’ve been bad-ass. He would’ve taken down all the Gibb Brothers, and Donna Summer, to boot.

Apparently, there are two things that can kill Superman: Kryptonite, and Tim Burton.

Check out the video:

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Comments

Im not opposed to them having tried to do something original with it. The description sounded quite fun actually.

But DANG if that doesn't look goofy as hell

also, that cow sounds incredible

Posted by: Plicket at December 16, 2010 9:10 AM

He would’ve taken down all the Gibb Brothers, and Donna Summer, to boot.

But not Tony P.

Posted by: Jay at December 16, 2010 9:30 AM

Sooooo..... So Superman needs a super suit?

Sorry - Super Suit™.

I hope Bryan Singer is paying attention. Yeah, too little too late, but he still needs to learn his lesson!

Posted by: malikvlc at December 16, 2010 9:50 AM

Tim Burton isn't a director. He's an errand boy... sent by grocery clerks... to collect a bill.

The horror... the horror...

Posted by: RobP at December 16, 2010 10:13 AM

I like how nonchalant the guy is wearing it.

Posted by: jamiepants at December 16, 2010 10:28 AM

Did that guy just say that the ridiculous light suit wasn't complex ENOUGH?

Posted by: Paultera at December 16, 2010 10:50 AM

That's what the suits in Tron:Legacy should have looked like.

Sorry, but that's cool as hell. Tacky, yes, on superman unforgivable, but down some fungi and go to town on that shit.

Posted by: Some Guy at December 16, 2010 11:31 AM

I'm a mondo, mondo Superman fan (despite being a proud corps member, but that's a story for another time). Even *I* had a hard time seeing Nick (my SON is Kal-El) Cage as the Man of Steel. Then when I heard it would be with some sort of tech suit, no cape, and superspeed running instead of flying, I wondered why they didn't call it "NotSuperman" instead.

Oh and for the record, Disco Superman would be smacked town by "Barry...effin'...GIBB!"

He will RULE you! He will "ruuuuule...yoooooou!"

It's a SERIOUS talk show!!

Posted by: Green Lantern at December 16, 2010 11:56 AM

We're discussing the superman suit, and not the INSANE cow story. That sounds mad scientist'y... How does not having skin on one side of a cow not affect its temperature, sunlight on organs, etc?

Posted by: e at December 16, 2010 12:21 PM

I'm a mondo, mondo Superman fan...

He's never going to let you blow him, dude. Just give it a rest.

Posted by: Sinestro at December 16, 2010 12:22 PM

Our local university has a farm - I was taken on a tour of the facilities (my mother picks the BEST places for the most amount of fun possible for a teenage girl. Have you been to a dam? I have. Twice.) and they had a cow with an access pannel in its side that went through it and into one of its stomachs. Like a plate-sized Stargate that led to cow cud. You just reached inside and pulled out some highly informative shit. I have no idea how the cow felt about this idea, but I doubt it was pleased.

Posted by: Lauren at December 16, 2010 3:18 PM

Superman in a full body condom for safe handling of kryptonite glowsticks at raves.

Posted by: Fluxion187 at December 17, 2010 12:00 AM