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The Daily Trade Round-Up / The TV Whore
Jan. 9, 2008

Trade News | January 9, 2008 | Comments (48)


For those who follow the schedules closely, Fox rejiggered its own a bit last week. The biggest change is probably the fact that upcoming newbie “New Amsterdam” was bounced from a February premiere to a March premiere (March 10). Might seem like a bad sign, except that its new home is Monday nights, whereas it used to be buried on Friday nights. Plus, the week before its premiere, Fox is going to air two “sneak previews” after that week’s episodes of “American Idol,” which suggests that Fox is actually putting a little faith in the show (or is at least willing to give it an honest chance). Meanwhile, Amy Sherman-Palladino’s “The Return of Jezebel James,” starring Parker Posey, has long been rumored to be troubled, and even though it’s also getting a post-“American Idol” preview, Fox has shuttled it over to the Friday graveyard (official premiere being March 14). So one might hypothesize that it’s a show not long for the world.

Meanwhile, the CW is taking advantage of the WGA strike and lack of new episodes to “experiment” with its current schedule a bit. In early February, the network will be moving all of its Monday night comedies to Sunday night because, as an exec put it, the “Sunday night schedule has not been setting the world on fire.” …As opposed to the rest of the CW’s schedule, which I understand was eventually ruled the cause of the relatively recent Malibu fires. Anyway, “Gossip Girl” (a show I bailed on but which is beloved enough by many of the Eloquents that I might give it another shot) is moving from its Wednesday home to Mondays at 8 p.m. (starting on January 28), largely in an attempt to avoid the “American Idol” wrecking ball. It’ll be followed by that goddamn “Pussycat Dolls” nightmare. And while “Reaper” will return to its Tuesday night home on January 15, it’ll find a new home at 9 p.m. on Thursdays, starting February 28. The CW says this move is to get away from “House,” and to see if the show can match up a little better with “Smallville.”

And CBS is going through with one of the rumors discussed of late; namely, it’s going to be airing the first season of “Dexter.” The show will start running Sunday, February 17, at 10 p.m. As I said at the time the rumor first came out, this is a relatively solid plan on CBS’ part. “Dexter” is surely a show worthy of more widespread distribution. There’s little sex or violence to trim out, so the only minor editing hurdle will be the language, and the only major editing hurdle will be the timing (trying to trim 50-60 minutes down to 42-44 minutes). I suspect they can do it while leaving the relative tone and impact of the show intact. Are you better off watching “Dexter” on Showtime or DVD? Mos def. But for those without the means, and just for the added exposure this will give Michael C. Hall’s outstanding performance, I salute the decision. NBC, I’ll plead one more time — give the upcoming run of “Top Chef” the network love it deserves (and Jesus Christ, you can put it right where the disappointingly atrocious “American Gladiators” is currently squatting and dropping deuces).

And yes, it’s now confirmed that the fourth season of “Top Chef,” filmed in Chicago, is just around the corner — it’ll begin its Wednesday nights run starting in late March. Meanwhile, “Survivor” also has a new run around the corner, and CBS has announced the cast for the upcoming quasi-all-stars season. This season will feature two teams of 10, one made of superfans, the other made of all-stars. Whatever with the 10 superfans, but I’m relatively happy with the selected all-stars, accepting the fact that they only drew from the last batch of seasons. A good assortment of a touch of eye candy (Amanda, Parvati and the my-heterosexuality-can-comfortably-admit-he’s-delectable James), a few truly likable types (Yau-Man, gravedigging James, again, and Ozzy), a few that should be fun to root against (primarily Ami and Eliza) and the absolutely detestable Jonny Fairplay (while I’ve been flipped off by many people in my life, I think I’m most proud of having been flipped off by this asshat). Now I realize the “Survivor” folks think this whole setup is an original spin on the all-star concept, but we know better — MTV’s “Real World/Road Rules Challenges,” always an innovator, did this a few seasons back.

Wait, what’s that? Did I mention the “Challenge?” Sure as hell did! And I’m not even kidding about my level of excitement over the fact that a new “Real World/Road Rules Challenge” starts in a mere two weeks!! Yessir, at 10 p.m. on January 23, you have absolutely no reason to be tuning anywhere else but to MTV for the “Gauntlet III.” I’m not sure I can even explain how much fun this show is. In fact, despite the strike decimating the television landscape, there are still quite a few things I’m psyched about this winter/spring, but I may just be the most excited about this empty-calories show. Fuck guilty pleasures — this show is pure pleasure (especially now that “I beat bitches” Coral is back on the scene).

While not quite as intellectually stimulating as “the Challenge,” it’s also really great news that Bill Maher and his “Real Time” will be returning to HBO this Friday night. Unlike some other folks, I don’t mind his monologues or New Rules segment, although I whole-heartedly agree that the meat of his show is the panel. So I’m pretty OK that the “Real Time” is now going to be almost all panels and interviews, since he won’t have himself or anyone else to write the opening and closing bits (I say “almost” because he’s apparently going to do some in-the-audience improving to kick the show off … meh). With the primaries in full steam for the next couple of weeks, Maher’s return is truly welcome.

Last week, I waxed quasi-poetic about the glory that is HBO’s “The Wire.” Well if you’re a fan and are looking for some good timesucks, I’ve got two interesting and quite different pieces for you. First, over at “The Believer,” Nick Hornby has a great interview with “The Wire” creator David Simon. And then, you can read an even longer, more interesting (in my mind) piece by one of my favorite journalist-types, Mark Bowden. In “The Angriest Man in Television,” Simon doesn’t come off in quite the same light as he does in most of the other reverent pieces I’ve seen on him over the years, and it presents an interesting dichotomy to the Hornby piece. (And just as I was uploading this column and washing my hands of it, I stumbled upon this letter from Simon, written in response to a roundtable discussion going on at Slate, and while he makes some interesting and valid points — particularly towards the end when he brings up Ed Burns — I also think it’s disingenuous to suggest that one must always view art in its own domain, without reading the creator’s intent and motivation into it.)

And lastly, I just gotta say — whatever with the upcoming The Dark Knight flick. This is the Batman movie I want to see:

And you know what, with apologies to Dustin, fuck Dave Letterman with his fancy-pants writers. This time-filling shit is ten times better (I hope to god NBC doesn’t pull it from YouTube before you get a chance to watch and enjoy):


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Seth Freilich is Pajiba’s television editor. He’s actually quite happy that he won’t have to watch the Golden Globes this Sunday after watching the football playoffs. Means he can get right into “The Amazing Race” and “The Wire.” Good riddance, Hollywood Foreign Press Association! And for the record, it just so happens that Blue Moon of Kentucky is his favorite Elvis tune.









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Comments

Wait a sec--the CW is moving Reaper to Thursdays at nine to get it away from House? Uhhh, what about that other little show known as Lost, also airing at Thursdays at nine? That seems a little counterproductive, though I guess by Feb. 28 Lost will already be half way through its 8 finished episodes. Oh well, I don't pretend to know what's in TV execs heads.....

Posted by: birdgal at January 9, 2008 8:41 AM

Parker Posey on Fox; FOOOOOOX!!!

Am I the only who sees how FUCKED UP that is?

Ah!

*Looks for bottle of Jim Beam*

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 9, 2008 9:02 AM

Where can I buy my ticket? Do I get a free "signed" poster as I did when I saw the original? I want to see both versions! Yeah, a Batman marathon. You Whore inspired me to youtube Adam West doing the Batusi with Eartha Kitt (the greatest Catwoman ever).

Ah Conan Bubba I dint know y'had it inya! Agreed, better by a factor of ten. YeeHaw! I am dustin' off my Stetson as I write.

Posted by: rudy at January 9, 2008 9:02 AM

A bearded Conan is a sizzling hot Conan. And I'm not afraid to say so.

Posted by: Kolby at January 9, 2008 9:45 AM

(especially now that "I beat bitches" Coral is back on the scene).

Of course, now that she came out, her attitude won't have the extra push of sexual frustration. Methinks it will be quite diminished as a result.

Posted by: Vermillion at January 9, 2008 10:02 AM

BSlim: note that her show is getting pulled from FOX, dying an unnoticed death most likely along the way. So...actually, it's probably a pretty good, intelligent show and we can hold onto the hope that Posey still has some integrity, although I questioned that when she was a guest judge on Project Runway.

Posted by: VeinsRHiways at January 9, 2008 10:18 AM

Why do they even bother making a show like "The Return of Jezebel James" if they're just going to stick it on Fridays, where it's sure to die? Just to screw with those of us who might want to see Parker Posey every week? Do they enjoy metaphorically stabbing us in the chest three or four times, prison-shank style?

I'm really starting to think Fox is entirely run by Satanists. Like, the evil kind, not just the ones who joined up hoping there would be orgies.

Posted by: Todd at January 9, 2008 10:22 AM

Posted by: VeinsRHiways at January 9, 2008 10:18 AM


*takes third swig from bottle, lites Marlboro 100*

You might be right...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 9, 2008 10:33 AM

so what the hell is going to happen to Supernatural if Reaper is taking it's spot? I know Ms. Salted is with me here, in needing to know this information!

Posted by: Sally at January 9, 2008 11:00 AM

So, uh, when is Conan's album coming out? 'Cause I'll be a groupie, including throwing eggs at Letterman. God, I hate him so.

Posted by: Geetch at January 9, 2008 11:31 AM

You know what? Fuck it. Despite the fact that it is running on Friday nights, on FOX, has been troubled from the beginning, and looks completely hopeless, I'm still clinging to the thought that maybe, MAYBE, Parker won't let me down.

But if it does, in fact, lead up to this doomsday ending everyone is predicting, you will find me rocking quietly in a corner, dressed as Jackie-O, cradling my Party Girl dvd and card-cataloging my liquor cabinet....

Posted by: boo at January 9, 2008 11:36 AM

Fuck FOX. Fuck them. To death. My one-woman boycott continues.

The only Fox I'm'a be watchin' is Matthew Fox, on Lost. I'm already warmin' up the tee-vee.


Speaking of the men of "Lost", I am just over halfway through DVDing the third season, and my God, Desmond has turned out to be one hot Scotch toddy. Between him and Jin I am at sixes and sevens. That kind of male beauty needs to be outlawed.

Cough. Sorry, Jerce, your comment just...where was I?. --RR

Posted by: Jerce at January 9, 2008 11:39 AM

Oh Conan, why can't we get together and make sweet red-headed babies together and then go honkytonkin?

And I am just shitting my pants waiting for Dexter to be on network so the everyone that I have told to watch it can actually watch it. I just hope they don't fuck it up and make me look like a dumbass. (I'm watching you Moonves)

Posted by: wsapnin at January 9, 2008 11:44 AM

"A bearded Conan is a sizzling hot Conan. And I'm not afraid to say so."

I'm right there with ya Kolby. Then again, I believe an "anything" Conan is still sizzling hot. And have thought so since I was, uh, 13. (Fine, so my taste in late-night TV guys hasn't changed now that I'm 25. Whatever).

Posted by: em at January 9, 2008 11:48 AM

And I am just shitting my pants waiting for Dexter to be on network so the everyone that I have told to watch it can actually watch it. I just hope they don't fuck it up and make me look like a dumbass. (I'm watching you Moonves)

Posted by: wsapnin at January 9, 2008 11:44 AM

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Eeeeeh, they're gonna hack it to pieces, I'd rather it be on FX.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 9, 2008 11:50 AM

goddamn "Pussycat Dolls" nightmare.

Wait, what? Didn't they already have a "winner"? Are they adding a 7th or 8th member? I'm not sure why I care, I've never watched the show. But I am convinced that one thing the world can do without is another Pussycat Doll. Haven't they faded into obscurity yet?

And uh - I'll probably be watching The Gauntlet III as well. Shut up. We all have our vices.

Posted by: Daphne at January 9, 2008 11:55 AM

Hee em! Just how closely did you identify with Cleo from Sugar & Spice?

Posted by: Daphne at January 9, 2008 12:00 PM

Fuck all the shows, let's take that bottle of Beam and go kidnap us a Conan. I'm down.

Posted by: VeinsRHiways at January 9, 2008 12:01 PM

let's take that bottle of Beam and go kidnap us a Conan. I'm down.

Posted by: VeinsRHiways at January 9, 2008 12:01 PM

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Let me get my keys...

Oh, and I refuse to change out of my pajamas, I'm still on vacation dammit.

NO PANTS!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 9, 2008 12:05 PM

Just an open question to Mr. TV Whore or any other Pajibans who might know.

I don't really watch much (if any) TV, but a few days ago I was flipping through channels while "Cash Cab" was on commercial break, and saw a promo for this show called "Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann."

Is this supposed to be serious? I know there's a writer's strike and all, but it looked so brain-meltingly retarded that my brother and I couldn't figure out what it was supposed to be. Moreover, we couldn't figure out if we were supposed to know who the title characters were or why we should give a shit.

Please tell me this isn't the future of television.

Posted by: Oh Henry at January 9, 2008 12:10 PM

I NEED MY BAUER!!!!! DAMN YOU FOX!!!!

*cough* sorry, had to get that out of my system

Posted by: dammitjanet at January 9, 2008 12:22 PM

HA HA Ranylt and Jerce. That was hilarious. I agree with you. I'm kind of in love with Desmond too. I have a thing for the Scots. That show is just eye candy for me. Forget about the freaking confusing storyline I just mute it and watch the pretty.

Posted by: lyricalcatt at January 9, 2008 12:33 PM

Oh God! That made my day! Yay Conan for doing something original. That's also my favorite Elvis song.

Posted by: KatyBelle at January 9, 2008 12:39 PM

so what the hell is going to happen to Supernatural if Reaper is taking it's spot? I know Ms. Salted is with me here, in needing to know this information!

Sally, I'm pretty sure Supernatural only has 2 or 3 episodes left that were taped before the strike went down. So those will probably be shown before Reaper is moved to that spot on Feb 28th.

I know, I know -- I, too, will miss the the perfect blend of scares and campiness combined with the Adonis-like hotness that is Jensen and Jared. Especially Jensen. **drools like Homer Simpson**

Posted by: little ya at January 9, 2008 12:52 PM

Wait...a...WAIT...Now back up that truck s-l-o-w-l-y. I was so bedazzled by Adam West and Conan that I completely missed the big story here. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO SUPERNATURAL? Oh no they are NOT taking away my cheestastic boys. Dean's only got a year to live. I need to know how Sam is going to use the amulet to break the contract with the crossroads demon. Yes, I do know too much about them. And care too much about them. Now where's my 357 Magnum pistol? I knew there was a reason I kept renewing that hunting license. Gun the Impala, I got work to do.

Posted by: rudy at January 9, 2008 12:53 PM

I'm with you Slim. FX would be alot better, but TV's so shitty right now, I'll take anything.

Posted by: wsapnin at January 9, 2008 12:54 PM

Oh Henry: It's true, that Dance War shit is for reals. There was a tornado here the night it was supposed to premiere and my stepmother flipped because the weather men were on the entire time it was running and she had to miss it. The whole ordeal amused me quite a bit. I suppose I could ask her who Bruno and Carrie Ann are, but I'd rather never ever ever know.

Posted by: VeinsRHiways at January 9, 2008 12:55 PM

That Conan clip rules! So much better than the non-scripted filler used on the Daily Show and Colbert Report. Not that it's not nice to have them back, but hopefully they get more creative in the upcoming weeks. Maybe the writers strike will bring out more of a variety show component to the late night talk shows. Conan could totally pull that off.

Oh, the men of Lost. I don't know how that diversion made it into these comments, but I'm not turning it down. Three weeks and counting.

Posted by: katy at January 9, 2008 12:58 PM

Rudy, see my post above.

It's so nice to see that there are other rabid Supernatural fans on this site... I think we're going to have to get together and have pity-parties on Thursday nights once the last episode is shown. Believe me, my heart aches to think of the empty hole in my life that is forthcoming. Oh, Jensen...

Posted by: little ya at January 9, 2008 1:00 PM

oh my goodness, the beard makes that clip just GLORIOUS.

Posted by: shyestviolet at January 9, 2008 1:02 PM

There's little sex or violence to trim out, so the only minor editing hurdle will be the language.

It should be interesting to see how they handle this. Doakes has a bit of a potty mouth, and I'm pretty sure that 25% of what Deb says are swears.

Posted by: Lisa at January 9, 2008 1:32 PM

Sally, I'm pretty sure Supernatural only has 2 or 3 episodes left that were taped before the strike went down. So those will probably be shown before Reaper is moved to that spot on Feb 28th.

Yeah, once Supernatural runs out of new episodes (which start up again January 31st, I believe) they are yanking it from the air and not showing reruns at all, even though Supernatural reruns are some of the highest rating on their network. Their reasoning? They need to save Reaper. You know what would save Reaper -- some good scripts, a better cast and some plot advancement!

A group of (crazy? genius? yeah, crazy) Supernatural fans are actually petitioning The CW because they want reruns, which I find unbelievably hilarious.

I think I will miss the Impala most of all.

Posted by: Carrie at January 9, 2008 1:34 PM

Re yesterday's round-up, apparently, the announcement about the Bond girl from yesterday has been retracted. The new Bond girl is a chick with an Eastern European name (I can't be bothered to look it up right now) who was in Hitman. The St. Paulie girl from yeterday is in the film but has a much smaller part. And by the way, what the fuck is Colin Firth doing in St. Trinians? He'd better be raising more money for the autism school or something because his street cred is running awfully low right now.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 9, 2008 1:41 PM

But... but..... my boys!!!
Please somebody tell me that Supernatural is being yanked just for the duration of the strike and/or those weird hiatus-thingies you muricans have built in to the schedules - NOT cancelled!
Please?

(Yeah, I know, I'm probably being totally ignorant of How Things Work over there with studios and all, so feel free to use phrases like 'dumbass' and 'don't be so silly' - but those lovely Winchester boys do tend to reduce my thinking to 'fire bad, tree pretty' levels...)

Posted by: Tarn at January 9, 2008 1:52 PM

Hells yeah, I am excited about the Gauntlet III on MTV. Saw the commercial for it the other day and squealed with delight. God, I hate myself for loving that show but I'll still watch it. Thanks TV Whore for giving it some love today. I can hold my head up a little higher.

My all-time favorite scene was when Tina clocked that bitch Beth. Trust, bitches. Trust.

Posted by: jen310 at January 9, 2008 2:48 PM

"Fire bad, tree pretty" indeed! Jensen in particular is quite adept at making my knees all rubbery.

I'm pretty sure you can breathe easy, Tarn; the way I understand it is that there are only a few unaired episodes left that were taped before the strike started, so once those air we're without Supernatural for.. however long it takes for the strike to end, I guess? I wish the teacher's strike when I was in elementary school lasted as long as this one.

Posted by: Lisa at January 9, 2008 2:49 PM

Chiming in again to chide the lady Lost fans: You forgot to mention Sawyer, my current personal fave amongst all the male pulchritude. I hope Josh Holloway's career goes nova after this show; the face on that man...

You also forgot Sayid (nnnggghh...) and Michael (who's coming back! Yay!) and Locke, especially; and basically everybody, except Hurley (sorry, dude) and "Henry Gale," who should get some kind of award for being so repulsive.

Posted by: Jerce at January 9, 2008 3:09 PM

Thanks Lisa. *breathes* That makes sense.
So, there is hope that I may eventually be able to continue my (totally age-inappropriate) appreciation of Jensen Ackles and his fine, er, eyes. Not to mention enjoy all the lovely angst and worry over 'how will Sam save Dean?'

My teachers never went on strike - more's the pity... ;-)

Posted by: Tarn at January 9, 2008 3:24 PM

I'm happy to see other Supernatural fans on here (how awesome was that Christmas special? Seriously), but am I the only Gossip Girl fan around? Awkward. It's seriously not as shallow as it might seem! Seriously. Leighton Meester is perfection.
Also, I enjoyed country Conan, but it was even better when he played "Sunshine of Your Love" the other night. With that AND the beard, it was the hottest he's ever been.

Posted by: Lannie at January 9, 2008 4:19 PM

It's shit like this that makes me love Conan so much (in a totally heterosexual way). Did anyone see the episode where he switched places with Max? Conan can rock the drums just as well as the guitar.

Posted by: the_wakeful at January 9, 2008 4:24 PM

The last time I was in San Francisco I was walking down the main shopping area, talking to a friend with my body kind of turned toward her, and ran right smack into someone. I looked up, and it was Coral from the Real World. She looked pissed. I managed a meek "Sorry..." and sped off, my friend trailing behind me going "Holy shit do you know who that was? She could have kicked your ass!"

Posted by: Mimi at January 9, 2008 5:21 PM

Lannie, i'm right there with you. i love cheese--which partially explains my love for Supernatural (that x-mas episode was fabulous)--and i enjoy the heck outta Gossip Girl. i don't think that the show is shallow, but many of the characters are--Leighton Meester is brilliant.

i'm looking forward to the men of Lost too. i actually think Hurley is really cute. he's no Jin, or Desmond, or Jack, or Sawyer, but he is cute.

speaking of cute, did Supernatural get picked up for another season. i had heard that they might not be coming back, but i never heard that they were definitely coming back next season.

Posted by: pq at January 9, 2008 7:21 PM

Wow. I never thought anyone could top Dr Sam Beckett singing Blue Moon of Kentucky, but Conan has managed it.


And I'm thrilled to learn that I'm not alone in my Conan love. He's been a guilty pleasure of mine for years, but I've been met with a chorus of "ewww"s by anyone I've mentioned this to. He is one tall redheaded honky-tonk glass of water.

Posted by: Whiny Dancer at January 9, 2008 8:36 PM

Oh jerce, I don't doubt you the sawyer love.See I thought he was just a given. They are all hot hands down. Even though I hated the Paolo and Nikki storyline Rodrigo Santoro made it even hotter. Again, the mute button. And then I can have my own dialogue for them in my head...

Posted by: lyricalcatt at January 9, 2008 8:55 PM

Thank god the CW is showing some restraint w/regard to Supernatural. They can be so freakish with what they keep and what they toss that I just don't think anything's safe.

I hope Reaper does get new life, though, it gives me a chuckle. I'd like a Reaper Supernatural block of programming--it would make a degree of sense, right?

Posted by: Sally at January 9, 2008 9:55 PM

The guy who plays Sam on The Reaper was great on the first season of The Loop on Fox. Totally worth picking up cheap on dvd.

Posted by: hoorah at January 10, 2008 12:20 AM

Huzzah for the Supernatural and Gossip Girl love! It's good to see that not every citizen of Pajiba has excellent taste. Goddamn I love me some trash!

I can't seem to watch Supernatural week to week though, I tend to stockpile episodes and then watch 6 or 7 in one go... marathontastic mancandy!

Posted by: Alex the Odd at January 11, 2008 4:48 AM

I don't suppose that anyone knows when the glory that is Supernatural will be back on ITV2 in the UK?

mmmmmm Jensen and Jared.

Posted by: Pencil at January 11, 2008 6:50 AM