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Spielberg Eyes Another Film He'll Probably Dump in 3 Months

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (15)



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It’s gotten to the point with Steven Spielberg that, until you see the trailer, you never know when he’s going to walk away from a project for another one. His name has been attached to dozens of films over the last several years, and although most of them usually get made, it’s often by another director, usually a protege. Right now, he’s attached to an Old Boy remake with Will Smith; a Lincoln biography with Liam Neeson, and Interstellar, working off a Jonathan Nolan script. He’s also considering a Martin Luther King, Jr. biopic. Who knows which of those will actually get made. The only thing for certain is that he is making a move based on The Adventures of Tin-Tin with Peter Jackson. He’s also in various stages of production with another 10 - 12 films (including Indy V), any one of which he could decide to direct.

The latest film to be tossed onto his to-do list is Matt Helm, which he’s apparently got quite a bit of interest in. He’s already attached as producer, but there are various financial difficulties involved in getting him behind the director’s chair. These financial difficulties are of absolutely no interest to anyone, so I’ll skip it.

The movie, which is almost certain to be made by someone is based on a series of 27 novels written by Donald Hamilton. While the novels were set in post-WWII, the current incarnation of the script — about a government agent whose mission is to take down enemy agents — is set in the present. There were already a series of Matt Helm movies in the 60s, starring none other than Dean Martin in the title role. And although the original movies were tongue-in-cheek and kind of goofy, the script — from Paul Attanasio — is closer to The Bourne Identity in tone.









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Comments

One hopes he sticks with the Liam Neeson Abe Lincoln project.

Posted by: Midnight Monkey Madness at July 30, 2009 7:07 PM

Not(?) to be a smartass, but:
"here are various financial difficulties involved in getting him behind the director’s chair".
Wouldn't he be IN the chair, not behind it?

Oh, sweet, sweet bitchy moods...

Posted by: chayes at July 30, 2009 7:12 PM

I think he meant "getting his behind in the director's chair".

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at July 30, 2009 7:22 PM

Maybe Spielberg could be a recurring character on Curb Your Enthusiasm. His schtick could be this really wealthy, nice person who says yes to everyone and feels really uncomfortable then backs out. Even more funny if in private company he lambasts the last buffoon who hit him up for producer's credit. You know, he could be Larry David's anti-buddy.

Posted by: Jackseppelin at July 30, 2009 7:35 PM

Right now, he’s attached to an Old Boy remake...a Lincoln biography...and Interstellar...considering a Martin Luther King, Jr. biopic...he is making a move based on The Adventures of Tin-Tin with Peter Jackson...various stages of production with another 10 - 12 films (including Indy V)...

Does anyone else see something wrong there? He's not remaking Old Boy, (hopefully he won't...there is no way they will keep the original ending, and that is what made it fantastic) he's not doing Lincoln, nor Interstellar or Martin Luther King, Jr. but he is doing The Adventures of Tin-Tin what the fuck happened to you Spielberg? I have one of your quotes tattooed on my forearms you fucking cock smoker. Do some actual work!! Give me another great film...and no...you fucking jackass...Indy V would not be a great film, I'm pretending the last one didn't happen. Give me another Saving Private Ryan or for shits and giggles do another horror ala Jaws.

At least he did "The Pacific." After "Band of Brothers" I can't wait to see that shit!

Posted by: Deistbrawler at July 30, 2009 7:46 PM

I want to see the Oldboy movie, in the same way I want to see a couple of trains crash at highspeed.

Posted by: will at July 30, 2009 7:48 PM

The new Indy movie has a shot at being good, provided, y'know, they ditch Shia LeDouche and find an actual scriptwriter.

Posted by: George at July 30, 2009 8:02 PM

Mr. Spielberg may kiss my uppity ass for what he did to Indy. Never forgive, never forget!!

Posted by: Judith Priest at July 30, 2009 8:07 PM

Oh, for Chrissakes!!!Just buy the James Bond franchise and do the movie you've always wanted to do!!!Don't do a remake of a pastiche, Steve-O!

Can I call you Steve-O? I feel I can, because I bought a ticket for one of your movies once, so I feel now that I own you.

Thanks.

Posted by: elzupasmonkey at July 30, 2009 8:09 PM

he raped one of my best friends in peru and i can never forgive him for it

Posted by: Alan at July 30, 2009 9:01 PM

Can we just get Senor Speilbergo to take over all of his "attachments"? The other guy has really kinda lost all good will with me.

Posted by: admin at July 30, 2009 10:22 PM

"Tintin." Tin-Tin is a dog.

Posted by: mightygodking at July 31, 2009 12:25 AM

Alan,
Yeah, that shit hurt. Why didn't you pull him off me?

Posted by: Kballs at July 31, 2009 9:31 AM

Spielberg has this problem not only with his projects but with his production company Dreamworks. Vanity Fair had an in depth story of the bitchfest behind the scenes between Redstone and Geffen. It certainly fits with the scathing/bitchy theme here at Pajiba, plus Geffen seems to have an uncomfortable infatuation with Spielberg. Nuff said.

http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2007/12/paramount200712


Posted by: ed newman at July 31, 2009 9:50 AM

Actually Spielberg and Jackson are making two Tintin movies, they are sort of co-producing each one and each one is directing one of the two films.

Posted by: Fappy McFapper at July 31, 2009 12:25 PM


















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