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By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (32)



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How you doing today, folks? Good? Glad to hear it.

First up: Steven Spielberg has abandoned the remake of Harvey, after he and his lead, Robert Downey, Jr., had some creative differences over the script. That’s the awesome power of Downey, folks. He can make one of the best superhero movies of all time without a script and he can sink a remake that should’ve never been remade to begin with. Happy Days, folks!

Elsewhere, Johnny Depp is set to star as Pancho Villa in Emir Kusturica’s Seven Friends of Pancho Villa and the Woman With Six Fingers. It’s set to be a Spanish-language film (there’s a new challenge for Depp) that Salma Hayek will likely co-star in. Filming, however, won’t begin until 2011 because of Depp’s busy schedule; a lot can happen in over a year, so we’ll see if this movie ever really comes together.

Gabe and Alan Polsky, who produced the Bad Lieutenant remake, and also have a few other projects in development including Flowers for Algernon, have purchased the rights to Jonathon Lethem’s sci-fi noir hybrid, Gun, With Occasional Music. That just happens to be the only Lethem novel I haven’t read (the sci-fi part scared me off), so I can’t say whether it’s a good move or not, but Lethem is a fantastic writer, so I’d chalk a plus one up in that column.

Mark Wahlberg has suggested that there are likely two seasons left of “Entourage,” and that the series will eventually end with a movie, which HBO has not ruled out. Awesome — the only thing better than 25 minutes of watching four characters do nothing is watching them do nothing for a full 90 minutes. How very fucking exciting.

According to Production Weekly (via Cinemablend), it looks as though Michelle Williams will be playing Marilyn Monroe in Simon Curtis’ My Week with Marilyn. Great actress, but never would’ve thought of her to play Marilyn Monroe, which is not to say that she can’t pull it off (despite the lack of physical resemblance). We’ll see.

Finally, we’ll end this with a trailer for Brooklyn’s Finest, a cop movie, naturally. It looks OK, but the cast is an interesting mix: Don Cheadle, Ethan Hawke, Richard Gere, Wesley Snipes, and Omar. It comes from Training Day’s Antoine Fuqua, so I give it a better chance than even that it’s at least decent, cop cliches notwithstanding:









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Comments

Finally Wesley Snipes in a movie that doesn't come from the former Soviet-bloc. Will he be filming from prison?


Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 4, 2009 10:39 AM

Seven Friends of Pancho Villa and the Woman With Six Fingers.
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Fiiiiive Gooool-den Riiiiings!
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And Pajiba in a pear tree!
*awaits applause*

Posted by: , at December 4, 2009 10:40 AM

Disregard last sentence.


/idiot

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 4, 2009 10:40 AM

If they make a fucking Entourage movie before a Rome movie or Deadwood movie, I'm going to flip my shit.

Posted by: Marra at December 4, 2009 10:46 AM

(the sci-fi part scared me off)

You are a strange creature, Mr. Rowles.

Posted by: twig at December 4, 2009 10:47 AM

*applause*

Posted by: esme at December 4, 2009 10:59 AM

I think you may be waiting a while Buc.

Thank you RDJ.

The trailer looks ok, though indeed I feel I may have already seen this movie five times.

Posted by: Cindy at December 4, 2009 11:03 AM

and the Woman With Six Fingers
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If they're going to give Salma Hayek extra appendages I have some better ideas ...

Posted by: , at December 4, 2009 11:06 AM

so there was only 2 actors in Hollywood to work with Spielberg on "harvey"!rather say the story line is sh**ty

Posted by: carrie at December 4, 2009 11:09 AM

Didn't they already make an Entourage movie? It looked like a shitstorm if I remember correctly. Adrian Greniere couldn't fucking play Adrian Greniere in a bio-pic, that's how shitty that cat is. Why does every single show feel the need to overstay its welcome? Carnivale only got two seasons but Entourage gets seven? That makes sense. Only not at all.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at December 4, 2009 11:10 AM

I read Lethem's Fortress of Solitude and I struggled to get through it. Some parts were great, I'll admit. But it was a trek to get to them. No clue how it made some Greatest of the 00's lists.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at December 4, 2009 11:16 AM

I do hope that Depp gets to say the line: "I can't see, fuck-mook; I have no eyes" en espaƱol.

Posted by: Sean at December 4, 2009 11:20 AM

I really have nothing to say, but I vowed to post on everything from now on, so......Nipple Clamps!

Posted by: Commander Strikeher at December 4, 2009 11:20 AM

Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe? Let's see:

Marilyn: Busty, curvy, brassy blond.
Michelle: Flat, boyish, brunette.

Yeah, well, I guess both their names begin with M.

The only person who should play Marilyn Monroe is a transvestite. No really. I mean it. Have you ever watched a Marilyn Monroe lookalike contest? They're always won by a transvestite. They can always dub the voice.

Posted by: BWeaves at December 4, 2009 11:23 AM

The only person who should play Marilyn Monroe is a transvestite.

Here's my ten dollars. Make it happen.

Posted by: Marra at December 4, 2009 11:33 AM

Alright, I'll do it!

*grabs blond wig and half-empty pill bottle*

Posted by: Kballs at December 4, 2009 11:38 AM

Um, I don't know if I am saying this right but: didn't Marilyn not look like Marilyn when she started out?

I mean, she is pretty much the poster child for the Hollywood makeover. So I am not seeing why Williams playing her is such a problem.

And unless I am confusing her with another woman with the same name, hasn't Williams carried blonde hair for a while now?

Posted by: Smoking Crater (formerly Vermillion) at December 4, 2009 11:51 AM

"...the Woman With Six Fingers?" Is that 6 fingers on one hand and does the thumb count? Or is she missing one finger on each hand and the thumbs don't count? I need to see a script STAT!

Posted by: Peanut_Butter_And_James at December 4, 2009 12:08 PM

Like anything involving Richard Gere, that movie looks bland. Nothing we haven't seen a thousand times before. Then came Rihanna and I had to stop the clip. Fail.

Posted by: barf at December 4, 2009 12:10 PM

Lines like, "We are expecting twins, you need a new house," do not inspire confidence.
Seriously? We are expecting twins? No shit, they are in MY uterus.
Where do these screenwriters come from?

Posted by: dg at December 4, 2009 12:44 PM

"Brooklyn's Finest" looks like about a hundred other movies that have already been made. And I am not a fan of Gere. But it has Lili Taylor in it. And that means I'm going to have to see it.

Posted by: jimbob at December 4, 2009 12:57 PM

I get the michelle Williams thing too, she seems more Norma Jean than the Marilyn she became...well,rather an actress who can act than some one like scarlett johansson who is merely a fat chubby girl with big bewbzzzzz.
Personally I'd have cast,hmmmmmm,thatcurvy one from zombieland,or actually, the blonde one from sack and miri,shit,elizabeth something?was in scrubs?was she?um...she was in role models. Get her to gain a few poundsand do th rest with the costume,corsets etc. That woe work.sorry for the spelling and grammar,I'm posting off a new phone and i'm not used to the keyboard yet,please to be forgive

Posted by: Nadine at December 4, 2009 12:57 PM

Fuck that was supposed be scarlett johnasson an ugly chubby girl,the kid isn't fat just curvy.but also ugly and talentless.
Again,sorry for the sp and grammar,I fuckin g hate touch screens

Posted by: Nadine at December 4, 2009 1:01 PM

BWeaves writes, "Michelle: Flat, boyish, brunette."

Flat? Really? Somebody has never seen "If These Walls Could Talk 2." I don't blame you, as Ellen DeGeneres is on the cover -- but Michelle Williams and Chloe Sevigny have one of the hottest sex scenes in cinema history in that movie.

Flat? No no no.

Posted by: superasente at December 4, 2009 1:11 PM

I fuckin g hate touch screens

Posted by: Nadine at December 4, 2009 1:01 PM

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Are you posting from an I-Phone?

OT: I don't really give a shit about the late drug addicted morally questionable Ms. Monroe. Is anyone in here really asking for an biographical on her? She as the Anna Nichole of her generation, she's Lifetime Movie Channel fare, at best.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 4, 2009 1:14 PM

Yeah, too many cop cliches in that trailer, but I'm glad to see it featuring Don Cheadle as one of the leads. He's a very talented and appealing actor who doesn't get used enough. (And is it the low-res image on my screen, or does he look oddly YOUNGER in this clip?)

Posted by: flickfan at December 4, 2009 2:35 PM

What is it with you and sci-fi, DR? Are you just disposed against anything remotely sci-fi?

Posted by: Smokin at December 4, 2009 2:37 PM

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Posted by: mswas at December 4, 2009 4:24 PM

Nadine = an ugly fat girl whose jealously of ScarJo subconsciously spills over into over-emphasis and error.

I don't know where else to say this but I saw the international trailer for Sherlock Holmes before A Serious Man a couple of days ago and; it looks stupid. Not even really fun-stupid, just dumb-stupid.

Posted by: bendiagram at December 4, 2009 9:53 PM

Excuse the fuck out of me!

Marilyn Monroe is a fucking legend for Some Like It Hot, How to Marry a Millionaire, and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, etc., etc. ad infinitum! With special mention for All About Eve!

Talentless? What the fuck are you people smoking?

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Posted by: brantty at December 7, 2009 12:47 AM

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Posted by: brantty at December 7, 2009 12:48 AM