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She Gives A Smile When The Pain Comes

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (22)



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Steven Soderbergh, one of my favorite directors, is back in the commercial picture. At least, as commercial as Soderbergh gets, anyway. He’s set to direct Knockout, which Dark Horizons has described as “action-packed, female spy story in the vein of The Bourne Identity.” Huh. It will apparently star Gina Carano, who, unless you routinely watch people get kicked in the mouth for real, you probably don’t know. Carano is a Mixed Martial Arts fighter (specializing in Muay Thai) so at least we can be reasonably sure that it’ll have some kickass fight scenes. Hopefully not shot in super-saturated film like the dizzying Ocean’s 13.

If you’re feeling skeptical, at least you can be assured it’s coming from a solid pedigree - it’s written by Lem Dobbs (The Limey, Dark City). As long as Carano doesn’t take any lessons from the unfortunately boring The Girlfriend Experience, we should be fine. Also, according to Variety, Carano will be surrounded by name actors which, for a first-time role, can only be helpful. No word on any other cast yet though, so we’ll have to wait to learn who’s going to have the pleasure of getting Carano’s elbow slammed into their head.









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Comments

I thought a "Muay Thai" was a drink. I guess this explains why I always wake up on the floor after ordering one.

Posted by: BWeaves at September 8, 2009 10:56 AM

Nice Black Crow's reference

Posted by: badalamenti at September 8, 2009 11:10 AM

So that's her, in the picture? Yeah, I'd pay to watch her... well, do anything, really.

Posted by: Todd at September 8, 2009 11:13 AM

I liked Ocean's 13. It was real pretty. And was it Soderbergh who did those really shitty Batman flicks? If so, I take back every good thing I ever said about him.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 8, 2009 11:18 AM

That was Joel Schumacher, Rhyme.

Egads.

Posted by: TK at September 8, 2009 11:20 AM

While Carano is indeed tasty in that "I'll make out with you then choke you out with a boob-triangle" kind of way, I don't know that her actrissin' will be up to snuff. Please don't hit me Miss Carano (unless it's with your boobies).

Posted by: admin at September 8, 2009 11:21 AM

What's a boob triangle? Is it like the Bermuda triangle-people get lost there? Instruments don't register?

Posted by: mrcreosote at September 8, 2009 11:23 AM

Ack! You're completely right. Forgive Me! I know not what I write when I wake up at 6 to make the bus on time.
If it makes you feel better, I caught 5 minutes of Larry the Cable Guy's Witless Protection this weekend when my father was watching it. That should count as my penance.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 8, 2009 11:30 AM

mrcreosote, a triangle choke is the interlocking of ones legs around and opponents neck and shoulder usually reluting in unconciousness. Hence, a boob triangle is the same thing but far, far more enjoyable. Look at those.....you know she could do it.

Posted by: admin at September 8, 2009 11:31 AM

But if her specialty is Muay Thai isn't she primarily a stand up fighter? Never mind, I'm thinking far too much about this. I should really stop thinking at boobs.

Posted by: mrcreosote at September 8, 2009 11:47 AM

I thought that woman in the picture was the bride of the latest episode of Bridezillas.

What, my wife watches that show. Shut up.

Posted by: Snath at September 8, 2009 11:49 AM

She was also on the latest terrible iteration of American Gladiators.

Posted by: PissBoy at September 8, 2009 12:21 PM

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Posted by: Salina at September 8, 2009 12:35 PM

A lot of people think Gina is the hottest woman in MMA but I still have to diasgree. My money is on Kyra Gracie.

Posted by: Deistbrawler at September 8, 2009 1:46 PM

Deist, Is she one of those Gracie's?

I enjoy MMA but haven't paid much attention to the female half of the sport. I may have to start...

Posted by: Eyvi at September 8, 2009 1:56 PM

Gina Carano went to my teeny private school and her stepdad was my softball coach. Her younger sister was in my class. It's kind of cool that someone from our podunk school did something noteworthy at long last.


Posted by: Wendy at September 8, 2009 2:31 PM

My money is on Kyra Gracie.

I'm thinking grudge-match here.

*bunk*

Posted by: admin at September 8, 2009 2:36 PM

Eyvi,
Yes, she is one of those Gracie's.

Posted by: Deistbrawler at September 8, 2009 2:46 PM

...it's written by Lem Dobbs...

I initially read that as Lou Dobbs. THAT was confusing.

Posted by: (hip hop) anonymous at September 8, 2009 3:41 PM

Interoffice Memorandum

To: Mr. Steven Soderbergh

From: Mr. Gforcetwo of Pajiba.com

RE: Direction of Knockout starring Gina Carano and a slate of "name actors" to be announced.

Dude, relax. Lay back. I got this.

(Would someone please mix up another pitcher of daiquaris for Mr. Soderbergh?)

Posted by: gforcetwo at September 8, 2009 7:58 PM