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Sofia Coppola Returns from the Ether


... And Look Who She Brought Along with Her / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | April 17, 2009 | Comments (26)


Sofia Coppola, who has been MIA since her Kirsten Dunst flick, Marie Antoinette, failed to light any pant fires, is finally getting back into the director’s chair. And I can’t tell if the star of her film is a bad indicator of how far Coppola may have fallen since Lost in Translation, or if she’s just trying to pull another Mickey Rourke out of her ass.

Somewhere will star Stephen Dorff, who has been mostly swimming around in obscurity for over a decade, since he starred in the original Blade. He’s managed to make a lot of films in the meantime, but with the exception of Alone in the Dark and a minor role in World Trade Center, Dorff hasn’t exactly been peeing headlines in the snow. He does, however, have a role in the upcoming Public Enemies, so perhaps that, along with Somewhere, is Dorff’s attempt at career resurrection. Although, to be fair, outside of his role as the fifth Beatle in Backbeat, Dorff’s career has never really amounted to a lot besides a reputation for being an asshole. (He’s the prickish version of the douchy Piven).

At any rate, Somewhere is a romantic dramedy, set in Hollywood’s celeb-and-paparazzi friendly Chateau Marmont. It’s about a bad-boy actor stumbling through a life of excess at the Chateau Marmont. After he receives an unexpected visit from his 11-year-old daughter, he is forced to reexamine his life. The 11-year-old will be played by Elle Fanning, who has usurped the preadolescent roles vacated by her older sister and then Abigail Breslin.

I hope that Dorff doesn’t yell at her and make her cry.


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Comments

dorff is a doof. a very hot, do-able doof.

DeMeNtEd fOrEvEr!

Posted by: gp at April 17, 2009 9:53 AM

I did like him in Blade. I just can't remember him from anything else.

Posted by: jM at April 17, 2009 9:58 AM

I remember him from John Water's "Cecil B. Demented". After the first 15 minutes of that film, he was so obnoxious I wanted to slap him down. At the end of the film I wanted to run out and make a movie.

CBD is the most inspiring movie I have ever seen. Go now and put it on your Netflix list. I would, but I had to drop Netflix when they cut my overtime.

But really, check it out.

-Ralphie

Posted by: Ralphie at April 17, 2009 10:00 AM

I am all for some Space Truckers .

Posted by: gilp at April 17, 2009 10:04 AM

That sounds just . . . just SO awful.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 17, 2009 10:09 AM

I've only seen Virgin Suicides and Lost In Translation, other than Bill Murray's awesomeness in the latter, neither impressed me at all.

So, Stephen "The Dorff" Dorff(man) or not, I reckon I will be skipping this one.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at April 17, 2009 10:11 AM

I hate that I know this, but... Dorff was also in that Britney Spears video she shot right after she broke up with Justin. In the video she kinda drowned in the tub and was haunted by her own ghost or something. If my music video boyfriend was Stephen Dorff I wouldn't haunt myself; I'd have ghost sex with Stephen Dorff.

Jeebus, Britney just can't get it right, can she?

Posted by: Sofía's Identical Hand Twin at April 17, 2009 10:15 AM

Ah, The Dorff. He was so cute in The Gate. I'll just pretend that he got pulled into the wall with Glenn and never returned.

Posted by: Julie at April 17, 2009 10:16 AM

Dorff is a poor-man's Timothy Olyphant. But I've never been one to turn down a cheap screw, so bring it on!

Posted by: courtney at April 17, 2009 10:25 AM

Marie Antoinette was better than Lunesta on my flight to Germany.

Posted by: Eep at April 17, 2009 10:27 AM

I agree on Cecil B. Demented. It was bizarre, hilarious, and occasionally thought provoking. I wish we could get a review of that...maybe someday we can have John Waters day on Pajiba?

Posted by: Siege at April 17, 2009 10:28 AM

Eeeep - ha ha ha! That movie bored the shit out of me. I watched it on a flight and ended up migrating to my husband's choice instead - The fucking LIFEGUARD.

Posted by: samantha t at April 17, 2009 10:28 AM

Sweet. Another movie I'll make sure not to see.

Posted by: dave at April 17, 2009 10:30 AM

Sofia Coppola & Stephen Dorff? Lost In Translation 2: The Resurrection.

Posted by: admin at April 17, 2009 10:34 AM

Sofia - that is the only thing I remember Stephen Dorff from. I don't quite get that video - Dorff is supposed to be some sort of abusive boyfriend, Britney gets hit in the head by an evil paparazzo's camera, and the injury causes her to black out and drown in the tub or some crazy shit. She's all, "I'm sorry for cheating on you with a backup dancer," and in response, Justin Timberlake was all, "Cry me a river, bitch!"

Posted by: Kolby at April 17, 2009 10:43 AM

Stephen Dorff has this "one step away from white-trash" hotness going on for him. Give that guy a mullet and a beat up Trans Am and he's the dirtbag older brother of every boy I knew growing up. Mmmm...dirtbag older brothers....

Can't hate on a comeback story. I'm rooting for you, Dorff-man. I'll say what I said when my bf made a snarky comment about some actor (forget who) appearing in an ABC family movie recently...at least he's still working.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at April 17, 2009 10:47 AM

"Dorff hasn’t exactly been peeing headlines in the snow."
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I'm stealing that and I'm not giving you credit.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 17, 2009 11:00 AM

Deacon Frost! Fuck yeah!

Posted by: MG at April 17, 2009 11:39 AM

Oh NO! No Stephen Dorff! He's awful! He always plays essentially the same person and I don't think it's type casting, I think it's just HIM.

Posted by: king at April 17, 2009 11:45 AM

Wow. Y'all womenfolk sure know how to objectify a man. It's his first day back at work, so take it easy on him.

Posted by: Lucas at April 17, 2009 11:54 AM

I loved Cecil B. Demented, too, but there's another movie I remember this guy from: I Shot Andy Warhol. It wasn't a huge part, but he did play a transvestite (I think?), and he made a pretty hot lady, too.

Posted by: Ana at April 17, 2009 1:44 PM

HATED Cecil B. Detarded. The ending made me want to sand my corneas off. However, in it was uttered my favorite movie line ever (this side of KKBB and Brick) and it's lullingly slurred by Adrian Grenier. I had never been so inspired.

Posted by: Sweetie Dahling at April 17, 2009 2:25 PM

Sweetie Dahling, is it that line about how he used to have a lot of problems, but now he just has one problem--drugs?

Posted by: Siege at April 17, 2009 2:47 PM

Dorff wasn't a ghost in britney's video. You had to think she was refering to Justin and make a controversy about it. The bodyguards calm him down. would they do that with a ghost? would they?
Ok. Now let's talk about feces.

Posted by: Ashamed-for-knowing at April 19, 2009 9:27 PM

Does no one remember Power of One? I'm sorry, he may be a prick and a douche, but he was cute as hell in that flick, boxing away, making friends in South Africa, and trying to talk with an accent. He was young and sweet and all proper...ADORABLE, especially when tragic stuff happens....makes a great oh no face...he's ok by me.

Posted by: Star at April 20, 2009 11:03 AM

I thought it was Matt Damon in The Power of One and Dorf in that Disney movie with the elephants.

No?

S'okay, I'd still give him a toss.

Posted by: Ava at April 20, 2009 2:53 PM





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