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Start Your Day with Taylor Lautner and Adam Sandler Because You Know After This, It Can't Get Any Worse

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | April 3, 2013 | Comments ()

Here's the Grown Ups 2 trailer. I'm sorry.

But look: If you watch it, and you see a moose urinate in Adam Sandler's face, and Andy Samberg sink to a new low, and David Spade's face, and Shaquille O'Neal shaking it like he just don't care, and Kevin James' naked ass, and Maria Bello financing her sadomasochistic indie film addiction, you will know that, no matter what happens for the rest of your day, it cannot get any worse than this. It's all uphill, folks!

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