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By Dustin Rowles | Industry | November 17, 2008 |


As Sarah Silverman would say: “Not gay as in homosexual, gay as in retarded.” Actually, a little homosexual, too, because it sort of looks like When Spock Met Kirk. Seriously, you can cut the sexual tension with a laser. Beam me up, Scotty. Into Spock’s love dungeon.

I gave J.J. the benefit of the doubt, thinking that Chris Pine might not look like the world’s biggest douchetool in the actual movie. Benefit revoked.This thing looks like Fast and the Furious: Spaceship. I haven’t even seen the movie yet, and I want my money back.

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The Star Trek Trailer is Gay!

Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. / Dustin Rowles

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