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By Dustin Rowles | Industry | October 16, 2008 |

We don’t normally do big picture dumps, but the other movie sites are flashing these new Star Trek photos around like nipple slips on gossip blogs, only geekier, so we don’t want to deprive y’all just because large pictures don’t layout well on our site.


First up, here’s the cover of next week’s edition of Entertainment Weekly, featuring Zachary Quinto as Spock and Chris Pine as Captain Kirk. Thoughts? Quinto isn’t really doing it for me (that looks like a caricature of a Spock haircut) and OMGFUCKINGOD, are you serious, J.J. Abrams actually went through on his promise to cast Chris Pine? He was the romantic lead in a Lindsay Lohan romantic comedy (Just My Luck), and he flippin’ looks like it. Shatner takes shit less douchy-looking than that guy.


Here’s a pic of Quinto chokin’ a bitch. It’s a significant improvement over the EW cover. Truth is, Spock just doesn’t do photo shoots.


And here’s Eric Bana as Nero, and that, folks, gives us hope. He looks fairly badass there.


Here’s the Enterprise taking some enemy fire. Meh.


Finally, an image of the cast. Left to right, that’s: Anton Yelchin as Chekov, Chris Pine as Captain Kirk, Simon Pegg as Lt. Montgomery Scott, Karl Urban as Dr. McCoy, John Cho as Sulu and Zoe Saldana as Uhura. And no offense, but that picture looks like a very Trekkie episode of J.J. Abrams’ “Felicity.” Ben or Noel?

I’ll take Simon Pegg.

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