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Star Trek Already the Greatest Movie of All Time. And Amy Poehler Has a New Show

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (22)



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Here are the day’s leftovers — the barrel scrapings with which we couldn’t be bothered to devote an entire post.

First up, Maria Bello is set to become the latest respectable actress to sully herself in an Adam Sandler movie. She’s due to star as Kevin James’ wife in an untitled comedy we wrote about a few weeks ago, which will also star Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider, David Space, Salma Hayek, and Maya Rudolph. The movie is about a 30-year high school reunion, and that’s all we know, except that Dennis Dugan (Don’t Mess with the Zohan, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry) is set to direct. After years of starring in mostly little seen dramas, I suppose Bello had to eventually give in to the cash.

In kind of weird, kind of cool news, fans of FOX’s “House” (spoilers) may have been stunned last night to see Kal Penn killed off the show. As EW first reported, it turns out, he’s actually got a better gig. The guy most famous for getting baked and driving around Jersey in search of small burgers is now the White House liaison between the Obama administration and arts groups. Essentially, he’ll connect Obama with the Asian-American and Pacific Islander communities, as well as arts and entertainment groups.

Cool.

For the few of you who have stuck with NBC’s “Kings” so far (I dropped out midway through episode two), bad news: After suffering incredibly low-ratings, it’s being replaced by a second episode of “Dateline.” The remaining episodes of “Kings” will now air on Saturday nights. Related: I also hear that ABC may burn off its remaining episodes of “Pushing Daisies” this summer. I don’t think that Bryan Fuller managed to wrap up the show before its cancellation, but it’d be nice to see the last three eps, all the same.

And while we’re on the subject of television, Dan’s review of Amy Poehler’s “Parks and Recreation” is up over on THR today. His ultimate verdict: “It’s funny, smart and fast. I hope it sticks around.” Check out the full review.

In news we missed over the weekend, a man in Eugene, Oregon shot himself in the head during a screening of Watchmen. It was recorded as a suicide. There were about 10 other people in the theater at the time (including a person two rows in front of him). That’s a strange movie to choose if you’re going to off yourself. He should’ve gone with one of these 99 movies and saved a bullet.

Finally, the blogonet is abuzz today — there was a surprise screening of Star Trek in Austin last night. Theatergoers went in expecting to see Wrath of Khan, but we’re unexpectedly presented with a viewing of the new J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek, introduced by Leonard Nimoy. The reaction from fans and bloggers in attendance has been enthusiastic, to say the least. But, as Eric Snider over at Cinematical reminds us, you might not want to put too much stock in the early opinion. It does come from a largely friendly audience. They were there to see Wrath of Khan, after all.









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Comments

Kumar goes to the White House?

Also, I just realized, that if Obama and Pajiba had a baby, it would be a pajama. Ha.

Posted by: meh at April 7, 2009 9:29 PM

I hadn't watched last night's House yet ... and I was skimming the article too fast to notice "spoilers". I am now shaking my fist.

Posted by: Steven Lloyd Wilson at April 7, 2009 9:40 PM

Son of a BISCUIT EATER! First I ruined TSCC for myself (though I admit I DID see the spoiler warning) and now I find out that KUTNER IS DEAD! Dammit, I have to start watching shit when it airs and not the next day.

At least you didn't tell me how he died.

Posted by: superEdna at April 7, 2009 9:44 PM

I myself barrel through spoiler warnings with self-destructive glee, but let's not repeat said information in all caps in the comments section.

Posted by: branded at April 7, 2009 9:48 PM

That *was* a pretty small spoiler warning. However, fucking Yahoo didn't even bother with a small spoiler warning.

Posted by: Lainey at April 7, 2009 10:02 PM

he died of a bee sting.


kidding!
i don't even know what we're talking about.

Posted by: gp at April 7, 2009 10:25 PM

I hope NPH came over from How I Met Your Mother to do the deed. Best crossover ever.

Posted by: Steven Lloyd Wilson at April 7, 2009 11:08 PM

"fans of FOX’s “House” (spoilers) may have been stunned last night to see Kal Penn killed off"
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WHAT.THE.FUCK?

Actual conversation between me and Mrs. , Monday night, after we left "Adventureland" and did some grocery shopping:

Mrs. , : Want to go get something to eat?

, : Sure.

Mrs. , : We're gonna miss "House."

, : Yeah? So what are the odds that out of all nights we skip it that House will finally bang Cuddy? (Suggesting that no huge twist ever ever ever happens on "House.")

*Steers car to Black Bear Burritos*

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 8, 2009 12:06 AM

Rob Schneider... why even bother with a review? He's the kiss of death for a film. Rob Schneider has never been in a watchable film. Rob Schneider will never be in a watchable film. Rob Schneider is not funny. For the love of god, Rob Schneider, hang up, throw in the towel, retire.

"Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks."

-Roger Ebert, review of Deuce Bigallow: European Gigolo

Posted by: George at April 8, 2009 12:44 AM

It does come from a largely friendly audience.

I'm sure Mr. Wilson could tell you that Trekkers do not give everything a pass. See: The Final Frontier and Generations, for a start.

Posted by: Jay at April 8, 2009 2:58 AM

sorry, dustin... a.) it's mariA bello and b.) mostly little seen dramas? c'mon... 'the mummy 3', 'world trade center', assault on precinct 13', 'history of violence', 'secret window', 'payback'... I don't particularly like her as an actress but give her her due, c'mon!

Posted by: crunchymunchkin at April 8, 2009 4:21 AM

I thought that Fuller did get a chance to redo the series finale of Pushing Daisies, so it will have an actual ending. (I am sure it isn't the ending he wanted, but at least we will get some closure. This was all reported on e.w. in January.)

Posted by: bj at April 8, 2009 4:57 AM

Some dude named Mario is gonna hook up with Kevin James?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 8, 2009 6:08 AM

That’s a strange movie to choose if you’re going to off yourself. He should’ve gone with one of these 99 movies and saved a bullet.

When I read this portion, I would have wagered a fair amount that some ninniepants would object in the comments to a joke at this fellow's expense. And it warmed the crusty cockles of my tiny, tiny heart that, for one second, I had underestimated the misanthropy of our Lord of the Flies-oriented community.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at April 8, 2009 8:44 AM

Maria Bello + Salma Hayek? You're gonna make me see this, aren't you, Satan?

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 8, 2009 9:21 AM

MMMMMMMhhhhhhhmmmmm Bello & Hayek , i dont care if they are raping minority puppies im watching it.

Posted by: gilp at April 8, 2009 10:03 AM

i've been getting into kings. i was kind of hoping the stupid network would give it more than 4 episodes to find it's footing.
i hate you nbc. i swear, they're looking to kill off shows due to the giant chin looming over the fall schedule. i really fucking hate you, nbc.

Posted by: courtney 1 at April 8, 2009 10:05 AM

Maria Bello and Salma Hayek raping minority puppies, sure, of course I'd see that.

Maria Bello and Salma Hayek in an Adam Sandler movie starring Kevin James? I cannot, in good conscience, watch this.

Ms. Bello, Ms. Hayek, please just rape puppies.

Posted by: JakesAlterEgo at April 8, 2009 11:15 AM

re: Eugene, OR suicide

Maybe he couldn't take the overwhelming stench of patchouli anymore.

Posted by: dave at April 8, 2009 12:44 PM

The Paley Festival in Los Angeles will show the 3 remaining Pushing Daisies episodes on April 19.

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Posted by: yx at April 8, 2009 10:38 PM

I swear I saw kal Penn in Star Trek for a brief second!

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Posted by: J. Mark English at May 15, 2009 12:02 PM