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If He Dies, He Dies

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (29)



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Sylvester Stallone will never go away, people. Never. He’s got the awesome, crazy-looking The Expendables coming out, and then he’s got that bizarro Rambo-fights-monsters movie. After that’s done, he’s apparently gung ho for Rocky 7.

Jesus. A seventh Rocky movie? At this point, the geriatric jokes are basically exhausted. Stallone will keep making Rocky and Rambo movies as long as he’s upright. By 2020, we’ll be watching Rambo fight the Terminator, and Rocky will be fighting goblins and flying octopi in a UFC ring. Seriously, there is nothing the Stallone won’t do with those characters at this point. It’s kind of amazing, his dedication to those two characters. Here’s his quote:

When I was 21 years old and at drama school. My teacher said to me, “If you ever put your head out there, thousands of people will try to cut it off, but that’s exactly what you need to do as an artist.” I know it’s ludicrous and everyone would laugh. I would laugh about it. But I also know that I’d be successful if I can make this a film about becoming older, not about boxing but about myself … Even my wife says, “Don’t do it. You’re embarrassing the kids.” But I told her, “If I don’t try I’ll be a really unhappy man.” You have to do it. Artists like me have to go through the dark over and over again.

Meaning that everyone in the world says he shouldn’t do it, and Stallone’s like, “fuck them, I didn’t listen when Adrian told me not to fight that big fuckin’ Russian, and I ain’t listening now. Recognize.”









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Comments

Well....gotta respect fortitude, I guess!

Posted by: Jay at October 26, 2009 11:06 AM

I had no idea he went to drama school. Talk about money down the drain.
Maybe Ricky VII will be about his development of boxing-related Parkinsonian syndrome and he can just grunt occasionally. Bound to put him in Oscar contention.

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 26, 2009 11:07 AM

Maybe this time he'll run through the Badlands and the hoods will shank his old ass.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at October 26, 2009 11:13 AM

Rocky 7: The Fight For Bladder Control

Posted by: admin at October 26, 2009 11:24 AM

Rocky 7: In My Oops I Crapped My Pants

Posted by: branded at October 26, 2009 11:30 AM

You all shut up about Rocky. Don't make me get stabby and bitchy up in here.

Well, more so than usual.

Posted by: Nicole at October 26, 2009 11:34 AM

Rocky 7: Rascal Drift

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 26, 2009 11:35 AM

Rocky 7: I'm Cold and the Ring Lights Are Too Bright and Why Are There So Many People Here?

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at October 26, 2009 11:37 AM

Rocky 7: Back In My Day....

Posted by: admin at October 26, 2009 11:49 AM

I'm actually appreciative of the 6th Rocky movie, because when my boyfriend and I were too young to drive and had nowhere to make out we would buy tickets to really unpopular movies and hook up in the back of the theater.

So thanks Stallone. Thanks for all you do to help teenagers get some nookie.

Posted by: buttercup at October 26, 2009 11:52 AM

Here we go again....again.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at October 26, 2009 11:53 AM

Rocky VII: Get Your Government Hands Off My Medicare

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 26, 2009 11:53 AM

So I'm hearing that this may have been delivered in past tense while speaking about Rocky Balboa... and I'm really hoping that's the case.

Posted by: swanq at October 26, 2009 11:55 AM

At least YOU'VE got the proper Philly Spirit, Nicole. Unlike Julie.

Posted by: Jay at October 26, 2009 12:01 PM

Rocky VII: The Itallian Stal--what, no, seriously, it's the 7th movie in the franchise. Yeah I know Rambo 4 came out a few years ago and it was horse shit, but we're not talking abut Rambo. He's making another one of those too, did you know that? Anyway...Rocky VII: The Itallian Stallion Beats A Dead Horse! Rated PG. Shit, throw some 3-D in there, too. Why the fuck not...

Posted by: annoyingmouse at October 26, 2009 12:01 PM

Why do I feel like we're just biding time until Rocky X, where Rocky is awakened on a spaceship in the 25th century and starts punching 20 year olds having premarital sex? Then we get a Raging Bull vs Rocky crossover film and OH MY GOD ROCKY'S LAST NAME IS ACTUALLY VOORHEES!

Posted by: branded at October 26, 2009 12:11 PM

Rocky 7:
"I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Rocky 8:
"Get off my lawn!"

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 26, 2009 12:30 PM

This is a great news!! so, for celebration, I want to recommend you lonely guys who hate lonely nights a great online club to meet your activity partner, romance and lover, either for heat or passion: __Tallconnect C om___ the most popular place for hot modelss, handsome men meet and mingle! u might be surprise what u end up with!!LOL :-)

Posted by: clark at October 26, 2009 12:36 PM

OK, I'm going to do two things that I rarely do - 1) derail a thread on my own post and 2) address the spambot and not just delete the comment.

I can't help it... this sentence? the most popular place for hot modelss, handsome men meet and mingle! u might be surprise what u end up with!!LOL :-)

Creeps me the fuck out. "what" I might end up with? What the fuck kind of place are you running, spambot? "Who," I could understand. But using the word "what" implies some sick shit.

You should be ashamed, Spambot. You sicken me.

Posted by: TK at October 26, 2009 12:42 PM

seems familiar... reminds me of the Jason movies.. remember Jason X?!?!

Posted by: jingram at October 26, 2009 12:49 PM


Creeps me the fuck out. "what" I might end up with? What the fuck kind of place are you running, spambot? "Who," I could understand. But using the word "what" implies some sick shit.


Yeah like YOU would be surprised...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 26, 2009 1:01 PM

Rocky 7: Eh? Whajasay, Sonny? Eh, Where The Hell's My Hearing Aid? Nurse! Nurse! They Stole My Hearing Aid Again, Dammit!
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"Artists like me ..."

I ahve to go back and rewrite my weekend diversion thread, because THAT is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 26, 2009 1:24 PM

Rocky Se7en

Rocky stars in the remake of seven as the Morgan Freeman character...

-7eventh time unlucky
-It always rains in Philadelphia
-His last week as a boxer come detective may be more difficult than beating communism.

Posted by: jim of the lower case at October 26, 2009 1:54 PM

And you know, when a guy who runs a zombie breeding program in his basement is creeped out, well........

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 26, 2009 2:15 PM

Rocky v. solid food, Return of the Earlybird Special.

Rocky v. the Nurses who keep stealing my medication.

Rocky v. Freddy v. Jason v. Ash.

Rocky v. The Harlem Globetrotters.

I'd watch those on cable.

Posted by: Rubble44 at October 26, 2009 3:49 PM

Even my wife says, “Don’t do it. You’re embarrassing the kids.”

Gotta love his wife's candor there. She strikes me as a sensible woman.

Also: One vote for Rocky 7: Oops I Crapped My Pants!!!HA!!!

Posted by: Jelinas at October 26, 2009 4:41 PM

Maybe he'll try to be what he failed to do in Rocky V; a true successor to Burgess Meredith's Mickey Goldmill. Only this time instead of getting some muscle-bound dunderhead whom he'll street fight, he too can find a local prize-fighter who's undersized and long in the tooth (30's). If done right, anyone new to the series wouldn't have to watch the previous ones, now it's just Rocky telling his own version of Mickey's stories, wishing he were young again and trying to pass on his knowledge to another fighter before his brains are beaten in too.

Rocky Balboa in the ring the last time was already scraping the bounds of believability before, to go any further would require Stallone to take a few dips in the Cocoon swimming pool.

Posted by: bleujayone at October 27, 2009 12:09 AM

Not gonna happen. This "news" was apparently taken from a German interview with Stallone before "Rocky Balboa". That movie was indeed the finale to the series.

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