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Well, I guess if you're gonna steal, steal from the best.

Oh horror, it's a plucked chicken.

Who the fuck stole my baby pictures!

Ok, I want to see this very badly. Really, it can't get a theatrical release? It certainly looks better than half the stuff that gets put out these days.

Agree with TylerDFC on stuff like this...in fact, it was the original "Cube" that showed me that there's great movies that never see the light of the theater.

I esp. love the way Natali specializes in believable horror/sci fi...it's always low key and rooted in the everday; maybe that's what makes his stuff really get under your skin. I thought about Cube for days afterward.

MM: I haven't watched SyFy since the end credits of the BSG finale. So maybe they are doing a limited push on just genre outlets then? I haven't seen anything on a network myself. Really is an odd situation though.

Watching the clip, a question occurs to me: these scientists are going "off the reservation" with their experiments to splice various DNAs together. . . so why are they upset when it works? Oh my god, it's actually alive, now let me gas it? What were they anticipating if not creating something alive?

I still want to see it really badly though. Bring me this movie, dangit!

I'm on Adrian Brody's side on the trailer. When you inadvertently create new and different life in an non-natural fashion out of a collection of haphazardly thrown together interspecies DNA, even if that's what you intended to do, you kill it as soon as possible. I mean, even Nature fucks it up big time and has periodic mass extinctions to remedy this situation. Aside from that, you could take your cue from, I don't know EVERY HORROR MOVIE/STORY TO DO WITH SCIENTISTS PLAYING GOD SINCE MARRY SHELLEY WROTE FRANKENSTEIN.

This is the one area of horror movies where I consistently become frustrated with the protagonists. Oh, you're going to investigate that creepy lakehouse all by your lonesome with only a flashlight for protection after finding your disemboweled roommate and following the blood trail here? Whatever, people in crisis don't think straight. You make some freaky ass carnivorous combination of a baby, a chicken, and a kangaroo with an ass for a head? Yeah, that's not the moment to get sentimental. That's the time to gas the fuck out of that lab and bury it behind the loading dock so no one ever realizes that your judgement precludes you from all jobs except the ones where the most volatile item you're responsible for is the ink packs on the jeans you're folding.

Branded- I see Winona.

How much do you want to bet that this creature has perfect boobs?

Udders, people! Mutant alien females should have udders or pouches, but not silicone boobies.

Branded, I didn't till you mentioned it. Now I can't not see it. Gives "Nothing Compares to You" a whole new meaning.

Aaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is my worst fear come to fruition.

I must run and scream the rest of my life.

Ohhh come on, that baby picture is adorable.

I like her too MM. No one will shoot for fear of retaliation.

In all fairness, I wouldn't be surprised if Bjork had a tail.

I see Bjork too.

I hate to keep bringing up The Human Centipede, but Buttface up there was just made to be sewn to someone else's ass.

Genny, that's is so funny, I quoted you in my facebook status!

"You make some freaky ass carnivorous combination of a baby, a chicken, and a kangaroo with an ass for a head? Yeah, that's not the moment to get sentimental."

It's funny 'cause it's true!

DID SOMEONE CALL MY NAME?!!

Doot doodly doo, doot doodly doo!
Out of a secret garden, somewhere in Germany, comes your newest favorite super hero!

It is I, Human Centipede!
Built with hot girls, and a Japanese
Eating crunchy human waste is good for me
And it’s good for you, so eat it too
No need to chew, it’s done for you
Eat urine, blood, and feces by the bunch
Three cheers for me, Human Centipede!
Munch, munch, munch!

Trick 'r Treat is on its way to my house right now! I love Netflix. I love the 21st Century.

I wanna see this one next. Sarah Polley is fantastic even in less-than-fantastic movies.

"Oh look, we've created a monster! Let's hug it!"

I hope to Godtopus that thing hops forward slowly, crawls into her arms, and then eats her face off cause that's what she deserves.

I also hope that is the finale of Human Centipede. Cause that asshole freak needs to be digested by like eight people. That goes for the writer, too.

We already know you're a hunter going hunting, Bjork! You didn't have to take it too far!