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For fans and non-fans alike of the original Transformers,

Ironically, I'm both. As long as they take one McGuffin to a major populated area and spend at least a half an hour blowing it up, it'll be worth paying for the air-conditioned theatre.

I watched the original with my brother and about an hour into it he leans over to me and says "This is the most boring giant robot explosion movie I'll probably ever see."

I replied "Until the sequel, anyway"

We went home after the gay robot died.

I like to eat popcorn and watch robots fight, so I'll be seeing this. It will be heinously bad, but the sad fact is that will make me even more likely to buy it when it's released on DVD. I am such a sucker for terrible action movies. I own Doom on DVD, for fuck's sake.

A.I. was a great movie up until the last twenty minutes.

It should have ended at the bottom of the sea.

The director of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Clusterfuck??

Dude, Sins of the Lucas.

has michael bay ever possessed objectivity? i mean sure he can figure out what the reasonable american man wants (ie everyone not a pajiban) which seems to be just explosions, robots without depth, humans without depth and a soundtrack that matches his movies resemblances to his music videos but he makes the mistake of thinking hes the reasonable man rather than just a douche.

Come to think of it didnt he mean subjectivity so he meant to say he lost sight of what is good and bad in his own mind rather than the public's mind?

Oh well no doubt ill watch the film on dvd and find it empty and meaningless and everything that is wrong with blockbusters but I will probably watch it twice cus there will be megan fox. Who doesnt add meaning in any way but she does stir that other empty part of me.

Dude, Sins of the Lucas.

I blame them both. A pox on both their ball sacks!

You mean Refrigetron?

Yes. When he transforms, Refrigetron is full of Mountain Dew.

...whatever the hell has happened to his neck.

That's where he stores his talent.

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Hmm. The spambot is using complex grammatical structures. The skynet apocalypse must be getting closer.

I love a good action movie, but Transformers was fatally boring. I fell asleep. No joke.

Transformers is dung.

As you say, the "best" Michael Bay movie is a meaningless qualifier.

A.I. could have been so effing cool if Kubrick had done it himself and never handed the project over to Spielberg. I lost interest at some point in Rouge City and spent the rest of the movie hoping mecha-boy would malfunction. I agree with twig--it should have ended under the ocean but for a TOTALLY different reason. I didn't want that robo-kid and his freaky fucking bear to make it any further.

I just wish Spielberg had ditched the fuzzy touchy feely creepy ending and left in all of the Gigilo Joe sex scenes that Kubrick had intended to use.

But I suppose since Kubrick handpicked Spielberg to take over the movie, he must have had an inkling as to what would become of it. Who am I to judge?

Ah shit, twig! I hope this is just an unfounded rumour but with the level of innovation and ingenuity in Hollywood decreasing every year...

Geeze. Thundercats? Guess it's only a matter of time before Galaxy Rangers and Brave Star get tagged for live action ruin.

Childhood cartoons should stay where they are beloved. In our childhood memories.

Silverhawks=Awesome. I had a crush on Melodia.

I can't believe Bay will be able to top the high comedy of a robot "pissing" on John Turturro.