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Warning: This Post is the Mass Grave of Random News About Sequels

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (17)



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The middle part of the week often tends to end up being a dead spot of trade news. Oh there’s always something to report on, but studios tend to like announcing stuff early in the week, I suppose because announcing something juicy on a Thursday makes little sense when it’ll get lost in the wash of movie reviews and new trailers hitting Thursday and Friday. So sometimes we are faced with several bits that just don’t hold their own as trade news bits, so then we start getting creative in tying together disparate bits of news. This post? Sequels. Do you hate the endless onslaught of sequels? Good news! This post probably encapsulates all of the interminable sequel related news of the day, so you can just jump all the way down to the comments and vent your bottomless venom at the studio process!

Here’s that actual news though.

First, Paranormal Activity 3 was announced! And it even has a release date! It’ll be Oct 21, 2011, thus officially taking over the mantle of Saw as the yearly Halloween horror franchise release, the main difference being that the Paranormal Activity movies have actually been good. It will be curious to see how much longer they can pull off the suburban-house-wired-with-cameras trick though with a straight face. Of course, they did legitimately both stick to what worked in the first film and move an overall story forward in the second film, so they get the benefit of the doubt for the third one, for now at least.

Second, Spider-Man 4 (yeah, fine, it’s a reboot not a sequel, but there’s already a movie called Spider-Man, so until they give me an alternate title, this one’s getting labeled with a “4” in my book) has announced that Denis Leary is in talks to play Gwen Stacy’s (played by Emma Stone) father.

Third, Men in Black 3 started filming yesterday. It’s got a weird shooting schedule, as they’re taking a two-month hiatus in the middle of it in order to wait for summer to come back and apparently for some tax reasons. A big part of the plot involves a time travel bit in 1969, with Josh Brolin playing a young version of Tommy Lee Jones. I just don’t understand why we’re getting a third iteration of the poor man’s Ghostbusters before we get the third iteration of Ghostbusters. I do find it hilarious though that Brolin is only 22 years younger than Jones, yet will be playing a 41-year-younger version of him.

(sources: SlashFilm, CinemaBlend, Dark Horizons)









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Comments

the main difference being that the Paranormal Activity movies have actually been good.

So were the first two Saw movies (you know, they had plots, actual actors, good scoring, actors capable of delivering a five word line without needing to edit it together from multiple takes, something actually happening on screen, all that good stuff), but that didn't stop them from turning the shitballs retarded switch to 11 by the third installment.

Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2010 10:09 AM

Denis Leary is in talks to play Gwen Stacy’s father.

At least he's not going to be the Green Goblin. That would be massively redundant in the looks department.

Posted by: Paultera at November 18, 2010 10:15 AM

Great header pic. Breakin' 2 is the godfather of the Movie Sequel Name Generator.

As for the sequels themselves, some of this news is interesting. Too bad I probably won't see any of them due to a mixture of apathy and my fast approaching twinpocalypse.

Posted by: Kballs at November 18, 2010 10:43 AM

That header pic is misleading as hell, I thought there may be a Breakin' 3 coming up. Or as my sis and I called them, "Turbo!!!"

Posted by: Rest In Peace at November 18, 2010 11:56 AM

Breakin' 3: Give Us Some'a That Money from Glee

Posted by: RobP at November 18, 2010 12:02 PM

Blech. MIB2 was awful. Someone just took the bit characters that had mildly amusing moments in MIB and threw them in the Script-O-Matic. "Viola! Now talking doggie is ze star! 'E is big funny, no?"
I was in high school in the 80's and I never understood what the big deal was with Ghostbusters. Ok, it's a good movie. But GB2? Script-O-Matic. "Ve must throw eet out and do eet again! Ve needs more Slimer! Zey love ze Slimer".
Trust me, we want neither MIB3 nor GB3 nor MIB2 nor GB2.
Bonus: Name one thing post-1986 that Ackroyd was involved with that wasn't utter shite (my Irish is acting up today).

Posted by: dagnabbit at November 18, 2010 12:39 PM

I still think Josh Hartnett would've been a great choice for a young Tommy Lee Jones. (Not to discount Brolin's acting chops, mind you.)

Posted by: Bates at November 18, 2010 12:53 PM

@dagnabbit You sir seem to have forgotten Dragnet, Driving Miss Daisy, Sneakers, and Grosse Point Blank. Not to mention the House of Blues. Not to say Akroyd's been aces for the last two decades, but he's done some worthwhile stuff.

Posted by: Reina at November 18, 2010 1:27 PM

Ghostbusters 2 is better than it gets credit for.

Posted by: Bucko at November 18, 2010 3:20 PM

S.O.S. like a muthafucka!

Show 'em how it's done Shabba-doo!

Posted by: PissBoy at November 18, 2010 3:44 PM

Ok Reina you got me. It hasn't all been 100% shite-y. Bonus points awarded! (Though, have you seen Caddyshack 2?)

HOB? Sure, Elwood doesn't mind reaching across Belushi's corpse to deliver real soul-baring Blues music to where it most definitely belongs: Downtown Disney. Still hate ya Dan

Posted by: dagnabbit at November 18, 2010 4:57 PM

I find it absolutely hilarious that Spider-Man 3 was such a debacle that they are rebooting a franchise that is less than a decade old.

Posted by: NF at November 18, 2010 9:03 PM

Dear Bates,

I found your suggestion that Josh Hartnett would be "a great choice" for any role as a mammal to be gut-bustingly funny.

Sincerely,

Posted by: Inara's Training Partner at November 19, 2010 2:09 AM

I'm still waiting for Rocky 5000.....

Posted by: Kahntahmp at November 19, 2010 8:16 AM

I know I've said this before but - I give up...

Posted by: Sarah Barkai at November 21, 2010 5:06 AM

I think that much of modern-day articles don’t have so many essentialpoints as this one. I can’t wait for the something more.

Posted by: Lashawn Buckley at December 13, 2010 8:31 PM

I would like to say that it is fine to know that someone talked sense about it.

Posted by: Chauncey Grubbs at December 15, 2010 4:46 PM