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New TV Show Cruelly Capitalizes on our National Recession


Only on FOX / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | April 8, 2009 | Comments (33)


What a miserable, cruel, mean-spirited and lousy idea for a reality show. FOX, which is already rolling out “More to Love” — a “Bachelor” for fat people (or, as the Fox execs like to say, “A dating show for the rest of us,” which is to say: FOX is calling us fat) — has sunk to even lower depths. They’ve ordered a reality show that is the anti-“Apprentice.”

Taking place in small companies — of less than 20 employees — in the show, a business expert will be called in to help the company choose which employee will be laid off. The twist? The employees themselves — who will get access to HR files, budgets, and salaries — will be making the decision. Which is to say: We, the lucky viewers at home, will get to witness employees eat one of their own (perhaps later, this show and “More to Love” can do a crossover episode, where the employees literally eat one of their own).

The show is called “Someone’s Gotta Go,” and I suppose it may bring some small comfort to the eight-and-a-half percent of America’s workforce already out of a job if they can revel in someone else’s misery for an hour each week. Maybe FOX will follow the newly unemployed person during the weeks and months after the layoff, and we can all watch as he and his family from from the unemployment dole and into a homeless shelter. What fun!

I don’t watch “American Idol” or “House” and I’m about to give up on “Dollhouse,” so honestly, I have no use for you anymore, FOX television. I hope you drown in a bowl of your own suck.


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Comments

But House is fun to watch!

Except this week's. Sigh.

Posted by: Gwenn at April 8, 2009 10:21 AM

April Fool's!

Please?

Posted by: Snath at April 8, 2009 10:25 AM

That pisses me off. How can the employees see the HR files and salaries of their co-workers without opening themselves and the company up to lawsuits? Does FOX have the company and each of the employees sign away their rights in this regard? I suppose people will do anything to get on television. They probably think they'll get a gig on some other vomit-inducing 'reality' show and make a living that way if they get fired.
Fuck you, FOX. I'm only sticking around for Fringe and The Simpsons.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at April 8, 2009 10:29 AM

I think House is the only thing I will watch on Fox. The rest of it's poop.

Posted by: Kolby at April 8, 2009 10:29 AM

Well, at least when this show inevitably produces America's first TV-taped murder, Fox will probably air it. Always pouring extra grease on that slipperly slope, they are.

Posted by: Sean at April 8, 2009 10:30 AM

Hey, I have an idea for a show! Maybe FOX can offer one full chemo treatment to 20 uninsured cancer patients, and then follow them around as they read all the doctor's reports on each other and choose among themselves who's gonna die -- one each week! Then we can watch the winner gradually improve while Nos. 2-20 die slow and excruciatingly painful deaths. The host can wear a black hooded robe and carry a scythe around. Call it "Who Wants to Live Forever?" Wheeee!

You know they want to.

And you know the ratings would go through the roof.

So if you're reading, FOX, I want my 10 percent.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 8, 2009 10:33 AM

How can the employees see the HR files and salaries of their co-workers without opening themselves and the company up to lawsuits?

As you say, the employer (and Fox) would have to get signed releases from every single employee whose file would be reviewed by a non-manager employee or third party outsider. I hope Fox gets sued silly over this, but the likely scenario is that, since it's a small company, Fox gives a nominal payment to every employee to get them to sign a waiver, with each employee essentially gambling, in exchange for this payment, that he or she won't be the one picked, or if he or she is the one, that the payment will tide them over till the next job.

Likely scenario (unless they make it against the rules): If the employees have an ounce of sense, they'll gang up to lay off a manager or supervisor.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at April 8, 2009 10:36 AM

I know there's no reason to expect anything but the absolute lowest behavior from Fox's reality tv marketing execs, but this is still just vile.

Posted by: twig at April 8, 2009 10:38 AM

Wasn't there an episode of some MTV show where Ol Dirty Bastard went to a food line or cashed a welfare check?

Wouldn't it be just bonkers if there were a FOX show where the REAL Ol Dirty Bastard* won the lottery and went in to collect it but was met by several hundred people holding various sized rocks?

It could be called "Shirley Jackson's The Lottery!!"

*Donald Trump

Posted by: annoyingmouse at April 8, 2009 10:41 AM

Man...callousness abounds. That is fucking sick.

Posted by: Julie at April 8, 2009 10:43 AM

How about in the first episode, they fire all the fucktards who decided to green light this shit? And Rupert Murdoch, just to wrap things up.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at April 8, 2009 10:46 AM

Dear Fox:

Die.

-TK

Posted by: TK at April 8, 2009 10:50 AM

The HR lady in me just cringed. And I immediately started thinking about the legal ramifications of future lawsuits after things are discovered in employee files. Can you imagine what will happen after Employee X discovers that Employee Y didn't get written up for the same thing they gotten written up for? Especially if one of them is in a protected class?

socalled, could that happen after the fact? Like an EEOC complaint?

Posted by: Lainey at April 8, 2009 10:55 AM

Four starving men.
Three knives.
Two wild dogs.
One steak.

See who lives, who dies and who eats each week on "A Man's Gotta Eat."

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 8, 2009 10:56 AM

Wait, wouldn't every employee of the company have to be *willing* to appear in this show? Does this mean there's really a company out there in which each and every employee is enough of a famewhore that they'd be willing to have all of their salaries and HR files made public, let alone risk being fired?

Gah! What the hell is wrong with this world?!

Posted by: meaux at April 8, 2009 11:10 AM

I occasionally watch FOX for House and Bones. The story lines on Bones are pretty bad, but the acting is great and the character relationships and development are fun to watch.

Posted by: Kate at April 8, 2009 11:20 AM

And I here thought that "The Moment of Truth" was some of the most despicable shit. Fox has lowered the bar again.

Posted by: branded at April 8, 2009 11:26 AM

Annoyingmouse, would you believe my absolute first thought was Jackson's "The Lottery" when I read this? We're soulmates.

Who the FUCK would voluntarily participate in this? Is everybody so fucking confident they won't be the one laid off? I am seriously disturbed by this - it's reaching "To Catch a Predator"-level disturbance.

Seriously - when are we going to have another labor movement in this country? Do people have so little pride or sense of self-worth that they'll happily just sign on to this shit? Please, please God - let there be a lawsuit seeking ENORMOUS damages that grows out of this process through which the head of this small company goes fucking bankrupt and FOX gets its ass sued off. Please?

Posted by: samantha t at April 8, 2009 11:39 AM

I wish reality shows would just die already. I would mourn Intervention, but I'd let it go if the rest of this shit would be gone too.

Posted by: Jeni at April 8, 2009 12:48 PM

Thats...f'ed

Posted by: Park at April 8, 2009 12:58 PM

That pisses me off. How can the employees see the HR files and salaries of their co-workers without opening themselves and the company up to lawsuits?
In my previous job I would have been fined if I had told anyone my salary, which I had a major problem with. If anything salaries should be made public (not necessarily attached to names though). If one person is very well qualified and gets paid more, then that should be a goal for others to get similarly qualified. Hiding salaries basically benefits the bosses who get to wait till each person asks to give them pay rises.

Who the FUCK would voluntarily participate in this? Is everybody so fucking confident they won't be the one laid off?
I'm guessing the business tells them that are going to have to lay some people off anyway, and if they let FOX in, that person gets some extra money.

Posted by: ChrisD at April 8, 2009 1:19 PM

That's just horrible. We really don't need any more evidence of the mean things people can do to other people. Stupid Fox.

Posted by: tamatha at April 8, 2009 1:20 PM

"Hiding salaries basically benefits the bosses who get to wait till each person asks to give them pay rises."

It also perpetuates all kinds of discrimination. I think prohibitions on employees discussing salaries are odious as hell. Imagine my surprise at one of my first jobs when the male receptionist, far lower on the hierarchy than I was, made more money than I did.

Posted by: samantha t at April 8, 2009 1:23 PM

Really? hard to believe.
I heard this news times from many friends playing on a ta ll da ting site ___TallMingle Com___,i did not believe, i think that they are know nothing but da ting and love.
i am wrong.

Posted by: allenlove at April 8, 2009 1:38 PM

I can relate to that one, samantha t. I've worked as a computer programmer for a few years at a place where we can't discuss salary with coworkers. When my friend quit, I was disgusted to learn that she was getting paid the exact same amount as me, except she had her MASTERS degree compared to my DIPLOMA (yeah, not even a full degree). The company's cited reason of "preventing tension between coworkers" was just an excuse to discriminate.

The story has a happy ending though, she got a new job and makes twice what I do.

Posted by: dev at April 8, 2009 2:14 PM

socalled, could that happen after the fact? Like an EEOC complaint?

Lainey, the employer is ultimately responsible for any decisions it implements, so if there were a hint of some kind of unlawful motivation, e.g., white employees voting out a black employee or employees ganging up on a disabled worker who makes them uncomfortable, there could be all kinds of litigation. If I were the employer's lawyer, I would be all kinds of against this idea.

In my previous job I would have been fined if I had told anyone my salary, which I had a major problem with.

I think prohibitions on employees discussing salaries are odious as hell.

It is generally illegal for an employer to do this. The federal labor board and the courts have ruled that the National Labor Relations Act, which protects non-union employees as well as those in unions, forbids prohibitions on employees discussing their terms and conditions of employment with each other or with third parties. If employers could do this, employees couldn't band together or talk to unions about their working conditions, defeating the public policy behind the law. Many employers defy the law out of ignorance or simple jackassery, but it is illegal in most cases. Note, however, that managers and supervisors enjoy significantly less protection than line employees.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at April 8, 2009 2:47 PM

We really don't need any more evidence of the mean things people can do to other people.

Amen, tamatha--and next time someone asks me why I don't like reality shows, I'm telling them exactly that!

Posted by: meaux at April 8, 2009 3:01 PM

Does anyone still watch FOX for 24? Or has that show jumped the shark already? I confess I still watch it, but I realize its glory days are long gone.

Posted by: rlr260 at April 8, 2009 3:57 PM

Fox produces my summertime delight So You Think You Can Dance (dance revolution), and House - those are the only significant attachments I have to that network, just like Veronica Mars was my only attachment to the CW. The CW is now dead to me, and I figure Fox's prospects can only grow dimmer, somewhat like NBC's post-ER era.

Posted by: lordhelmet at April 8, 2009 4:16 PM

the only fox reality shows i liked where boot camp, married by america and hells kitchen for the food they made.
the rest of them have got to go! i don't wacth american idol enough to give an opinion on how well the singers are only to see how the contestant from utah does. another thing which has got to go is Major League baseball that prempts every show that get's cancled by fox.

Posted by: utah dynamo at April 8, 2009 6:39 PM

well thank you socalledonlycousins, that is a nice little bit of information to have tucked away...just in case.

Posted by: Jules at April 8, 2009 7:15 PM

I think that they should just transplant that idea and make it so that the employees are working at Fox. Except nobody wins, the one who remains will still have to work for Fox. It's almost like s Greek tragedy, except not at all and pretty damn funny to watch.
But in all honesty, who in the hell would watch as other people get fired week after week? Oh, right. And that's why According to Jim is still around. I forgot.

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at April 8, 2009 11:04 PM

If this was announced a week earlier, I would have chalked it up to an April Fools' Day prank. But then I saw it's going to be on FOX. Then it made perfect sense.

My question--what company will allow their inner workings to be broadcast on network TV? As a potential customer, would you deal with this company after watching the bickering/backstabbing going among among its own staff (at least not without wondering how this same pack of hyenas would screw _me_ over)?

As for people signing up for this--yes, they all think they are too good/valuable to the company to be fired. I run into that all the time (and it's not just the young ones)--people who don't want to put the effort to learn new things but think they are indispensable.

I remember a study done about how dumb people do not realize their dumbness (and thereby refuse to get training/education to improve their skills). Something like that must be going on in this company.

Posted by: True_Blue at April 9, 2009 1:57 PM





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