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Softening the Blow of Terrible News with Shirtlessness, Puppies, and Babies

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | August 26, 2010 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | August 26, 2010 |


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Before I unveil this bit of news, I thought I'd butter you up. Here's a cute puppy.

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Oh, wait. Robert already pulled that trick.

Here's a cute baby.

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No. Not doing it for you? How about this?


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Maybe this?

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And if that doesn't work, here's one of the sexiest scenes in movie history: Clive Owen and Monica Belluci frumping while engaged in a shoot-out.

Surely, now you're in your happy place. Feeling good?

Good. I'm glad. Here's one more picture.

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Now, multiply that times four. And now you've got the sequel to Human Centipede. According to the director of the original, the sequel begins filming this month. It will be set during World War II. It will feature a 12-person human centipede.

How are you feeling now? Well, let me soften the blow for you.


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