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Snail Race Club Vs. Indie Twee Club: TRAILERS FIGHT!

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | December 21, 2012 | Comments ()

Ryan Reynolds' voice emerging from the maw of an anthropomorphic slug is more than a little unsettling to my lady bits. However, here we are. Turbo is the Dreamworks animated feature about the snail that wants to go fast. He stumbles into an underground snail racing operation after somehow acquiring super speed. Ick. Slime trails everywhere and me without my salt.

Which would you rather sit through? It's probably an easy choice for most of you, but I am a complicated woman, full of feels and complications. I don't want to sit through either. If I had to choose, I would go with Admission since there seems to be Paul Rudd Naked Torso in the deal.

Your choice?

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