Snail Race Club Vs. Indie Twee Club: TRAILERS FIGHT!
Tina Fey's newest movie, Admission, is not relevant to my interests at all. Fey play an admissions officer for Princeton that is invited to former classmate Paul Rudd's unconventional school to meet an odd student. It turns out that the kid might be the one Fey gave up for adoption in college. Paul Weitz directs and it is a Focus Feature. Meh.
It is supposed to be a comedy, but I didn't laugh once. Your mileage may vary, what with different people liking different things and all. Enjoy! Or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
Ryan Reynolds' voice emerging from the maw of an anthropomorphic slug is more than a little unsettling to my lady bits. However, here we are. Turbo is the Dreamworks animated feature about the snail that wants to go fast. He stumbles into an underground snail racing operation after somehow acquiring super speed. Ick. Slime trails everywhere and me without my salt.
Which would you rather sit through? It's probably an easy choice for most of you, but I am a complicated woman, full of feels and complications. I don't want to sit through either. If I had to choose, I would go with Admission since there seems to be Paul Rudd Naked Torso in the deal.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)