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Snail Race Club Vs. Indie Twee Club: TRAILERS FIGHT!

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | December 21, 2012 | Comments ()


Tina Fey's newest movie, Admission, is not relevant to my interests at all. Fey play an admissions officer for Princeton that is invited to former classmate Paul Rudd's unconventional school to meet an odd student. It turns out that the kid might be the one Fey gave up for adoption in college. Paul Weitz directs and it is a Focus Feature. Meh.

It is supposed to be a comedy, but I didn't laugh once. Your mileage may vary, what with different people liking different things and all. Enjoy! Or don't. I'm not the boss of you.

Ryan Reynolds' voice emerging from the maw of an anthropomorphic slug is more than a little unsettling to my lady bits. However, here we are. Turbo is the Dreamworks animated feature about the snail that wants to go fast. He stumbles into an underground snail racing operation after somehow acquiring super speed. Ick. Slime trails everywhere and me without my salt.

Which would you rather sit through? It's probably an easy choice for most of you, but I am a complicated woman, full of feels and complications. I don't want to sit through either. If I had to choose, I would go with Admission since there seems to be Paul Rudd Naked Torso in the deal.

Your choice?

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Paul Rudd + Tina Fey = My tookus in them seats (I have a big butt).

  • Sigh. "Feels" is really a thing we're doing, huh? I should probably just get off my own lawn.

  • CrankyoldDave

    Perhaps you should go back to the old byline. Or at least include the Bitchy People part.

  • lowercase_ryan

    Turbo, definitely.

  • Mrs. Julien


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    Mrs. Lysander Julien

  • wojtek

    I don't like to go on record with these things, but yes, I'm a fan as well.

  • spljt

    Thank goodness that the stream was not found for the snail racer movie. I don't know if I could have taken all the drama after the paperwork-thrilling, cow-laboring, Tina-Fey-baby-stealing action of the first trailer.

    I'm with you: neither.

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