Slow News Day Makes Pinky Something Something: Clips, Pics, and Sh*ts...Wait.
All of the news is blah blah awards, blah blah Best of 2012, blah blah paparazzi killed chasing Justin Bieber. BORING. I've managed to scrape together a couple of teasers for upcoming movies and a few images from others. Enjoy! Because if you don't, I'll frown at you disappointed-like all day long.
Have you checked out the website for Pixar's Monsters University yet? It's set up like most college websites, except there is more emphasis on being creepy. Now we have a teaser that looks like every advert for colleges. Because the movie is about a monster college. GET IT?? Here's the Monsters University spot:
Now we move from animated Monsters to human monsters. (BAM! Segue-wayed!) That Texas Chainsaw 3D that you'll watch and then hate yourself about later has released some photos. They have lens flare, you guys! YAY! That's how you know it's quality! The lens flares!
Steven gave you the new trailer for Dead Man Down already, so I've got some non-moving pictures for you. Mmmm, Colin Farrell and Terrence "Baby Wipes" Howard.
Last of all, I end on the first six minutes of the upcoming Elijah Wood flick Maniac. Wood is a serial killer that murders and scalps purty young ladies when not running his mannequin store. Huh. Anyway, here are those first six minutes! NSFW, I'd say. Watch it quickly; I had to search to find an embed that hadn't been pulled yet.