September 18, 2008 | Comments ()

By Seth Freilich | Industry | September 18, 2008 |

garfield-sleep.jpgAs the regular readers know, Dustin, Ted and I went to Sundance last year. We saw quite a few movies. Sleeper Dealers was the worst of the bunch. Each of us literally fell asleep at some point during the flick (and not, as we would later learn, even at or about the same time) because the movie was trite, rote and fucking bad. Dustin hates SciFi to begin with, so he wasn’t inclined to like this flick anyways, but Ted and I don’t suffer from such poor prejudices and we still agreed it was ass.

And yet, it won an award for the best mother fucking screenplay. Fuck. Off.

The site where I found this trailer says you may like it if you dug Primer and Pi. If I ever meet this particular writer for Latino Review, I am going to punch him in the throat.

If you don’t believe me, check the trailer — you think this looks bad? Fucking Shakespearean compared to the full deal….

Never Has a Movie Been More Literally Titled
I'd tell you it fuck off, but I fell asleep / Seth Freilich

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