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I’d tell you it fuck off, but I fell asleep / Seth Freilich

Trade News | September 18, 2008 | Comments (6)


garfield-sleep.jpgAs the regular readers know, Dustin, Ted and I went to Sundance last year. We saw quite a few movies. Sleeper Dealers was the worst of the bunch. Each of us literally fell asleep at some point during the flick (and not, as we would later learn, even at or about the same time) because the movie was trite, rote and fucking bad. Dustin hates SciFi to begin with, so he wasn’t inclined to like this flick anyways, but Ted and I don’t suffer from such poor prejudices and we still agreed it was ass.

And yet, it won an award for the best mother fucking screenplay. Fuck. Off.

The site where I found this trailer says you may like it if you dug Primer and Pi. If I ever meet this particular writer for Latino Review, I am going to punch him in the throat.

If you don’t believe me, check the trailer — you think this looks bad? Fucking Shakespearean compared to the full deal….



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Comments

It looks like an interesting concept shoveled so tightly into an immigration/migrant worker debate sack that it's no longer a fresh idea. Humans only allowed to work if they connect to robots that have the power to control their action? Interesting. Locking up migrant workers from Mexico, thereby preventing them from seeing their families even if most of their wages are going to said families that are only freer because they can walk around without fear of prosecution for being in another country illegally? Ugh.

Yeah, I see why this won screenplay at Sundance. Politically driven science fiction in a foreign language touching on a hot button issue? No mystery. It made the voters feel important and worldly.

Posted by: Robert at September 18, 2008 11:33 AM

That's a mighty similar font to Battlestar Galactica's narrative text. I keep waiting to see THERE ARE MANY COPIES followed by a bunch of naked Grace Parks.

Posted by: Lucas at September 18, 2008 11:37 AM

That's a mighty similar font to Battlestar Galactica's narrative text. I keep waiting to see THERE ARE MANY COPIES followed by a bunch of naked Grace Parks.

That happens to me with every font.

Posted by: stipe42 at September 18, 2008 11:41 AM

Ummm, yeah, if they have the technology to wire robots into the human brain that well why not just program the damn things to pick the fruit in the first place. Seems a little Rube Goldberg.

Posted by: Lindsey at September 18, 2008 12:48 PM

I didn't like Primer OR Pi.


Math is hard, you guys.

Posted by: Mella at September 18, 2008 1:48 PM

So the border is protected by a giant baby gate?

Also, the "robot with a human brain" - that would be a Cyberman.

Posted by: Nicole at September 18, 2008 2:55 PM