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The Daily Trade Round-Up / The TV Whore
May 7, 2008

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Well thank the Gods! CBS finally has a host for the upcoming “Greatest American Dog.” He’s some zoologist named Jarod Miller. For those who don’t recall, this fine show will feature dog owners — and their dogs, naturally — living together and competing against each other in dog-training type events. It premieres on July 10, one glorious day before my birthday. It’s only taken me 32 years to finally get a truly worthy birthday gift!

I never saw “Everwood,” so I can’t speak to this being a good thing, a bad thing, or just a thing, but Tom Amandes (who played some sort of doctor on that show, I gather) has signed on for an ABC pilot. “This Might Hurt” is about a doctor (way to stretch yourself, Tom) running a practice with his son. The pilot also stars Missi Pyle, playing a man-hating OB-GYN. It’s too early to tell whether the show will live up to its title, but given the crap that’s been spewing forth from the networks these days, the odds are decidedly in favor of this show, in fact, hurting.

Showtime apparently digs its latest little show, “Tracey Ullman’s State of the Union.” While the show’s first run is still going on, the network has already ordered up seven more episodes to air next year. I must confess that I fell asleep halfway through the first episode, which wound up putting the show squarely in my “ain’t watching it” pile, but I’ve heard that there is enough funny in any given episode to make it worthwhile. Plus, it’s Tracey Ullman, and TV is ever-so-slightly better just for her being on it … although I think any goodness created by that will be squarely canceled out by “Greatest American Dog.”

Good news/meh news on some movie actresses heading into TV pilots. On the good news side, Catherine O’Hara is quite possibly going to join Rob Thomas’ “Good Behaviour” the sounds-kinda-like “The Riches” story of a criminal family going straight when Papa Criminal goes to the clink. O’Hara can certainly bring the funny, and Thomas can certainly write some snark, so this could be a great pairing if it pans out. Meanwhile, the meh news involves Andie MacDowell joining ABC’s “Prince of Motor City.” Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve never been a fan of MacDowell. She’s not a bad actress, per se, but there’s something about her that just bugs the hell out of me. Not that I can’t get over her presence — Groundhog Day and Short Cuts are two favorites — but I’d rather not have to try to get past her at all, if you know what I mean. In the show, a “Hamlet-inspired drama set in the auto industry,” MacDowell will be playing the mother of a recent Harvard grad who’s coming home to run his family’s business. Which means that her character is, presumably, married to his uncle. And unless that uncle managed to kill her original hubby by perfecting the perfect murder after reliving the same day for years upon years, I’m not sure I’m all that interested.

I watched a few episodes of ABC’s “Men in Trees” and thought it was cute enough for what it was. So I imagine it has at least some fans, and I’m sorry to tell those of you digging the show that word is that it won’t be on ABC’s soon-to-be-announced schedule. The good news, at least, is that the producers suspected that this could be all she wrote, so they prepared a series-finale ending, giving fans a one-assumes happy send-off. Another show I quit early on, also despite it not being bad for what it was, is Sci Fi’s “Eureka.” Those of you still following that show will be happy to hear, however, that a third season is dropping at the end of July, with a hefty 21 new episodes. I just hope it’s not airing at the same time as “Greatest American Dog” because it won’t stand a chance of getting any viewers against that blockbuster.

So we’ve got our first announced (I think this is the first one, anyways) cast member for “Caprica,” the upcoming prequel to “Battlestar Galactica.” Paula Malcomson, who played everyone’s favorite whore Trixie (“Deadwood”) has been announced as the show’s female lead. Am I the only one who would love love love to see Ian McShane join the show, even if Swearengen’s verbiage would have to be toned down? Yeah, I didn’t think so. But anyway, Malcomson is slated to play a surgeon who is also working as a double agent. A double agent for who or what? Time will tell although.

In other former-HBO casting news, Tristan Wilds has joined the CW’s “Beverly Hills OU812” whatever-they’re-going-to-call-it, as an adopted son of the family what moves from the midwest to the BH. You might remember Wilds as Michael on the last two seasons of “The Wire” and, if you’re like me, you’re hoping he unleashes some corner justice to the Beverly Hills teens. Because I don’t know anything, really, about this show, but I know — we all know — that there are going to be some annoying-ass teens. Oh, and we also know that while Jason Priestley has said he would be open to popping up on the show, he hasn’t been asked. Come on CW, give Priestley some love.

Holy hell! I’ve already been very excited about the upcoming US release of “Spaced” on DVD, but now I’m downright giddy. The release will have commentaries from, among others, Patton Oswalt, Matt Stone and Kevin Smith. I could probably do without Quentin Tarantino and Diablo Cody, although I’ll reserve judgment. But still — Patton Oswalt discussing an episode of “Spaced?” …I think I just stained the wall on the other side of my office.

Mini-mini comment diversion for those familiar with “Spaced” — I have my own guesses, but what episode do you think each of the above-mentioned will commentate on?

“I’m not familiar with this ‘Spaced’ you speak of,” you’re saying? Well then you’re going to kiss the next 24 minutes of your life goodbye as you watch the first episode:


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Seth Freilich is Pajiba’s television editor. He’s currently listening to the Season Four “Battlestar Galactica” podcasts, which Sci Fi has finally started posting. Frakking hell does he love that show.


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Comments

Yeah, I wish I could take the intellectual high road but I could watch Dock Dogs (dog has toy, toy thrown into water, dog runs off dock to catch toy, lands in water) for eons without pause. Watching happy dogs be happy is a necessary panacea to the rest of my life.

Spaced. Finally I can find out what you region-free DVD player bastards are on about. Maybe they'll release Black Books someday too.

Posted by: twig at May 7, 2008 8:35 AM

More news on Caprica. Esai Morales has been cast as Adama's father. 'Battlestar' prequel lands Esai Morales

Posted by: Cindy at May 7, 2008 8:44 AM

Eureka is coming back? Awesome! And I assure you, my enthusiasm is entirely for the show and not to see Salli Richardson in her lingerie again.

*watches the video*

My. God. I couldn't even get past, "I can be emotional. I cried like a child at the end of Terminator 2." He even did the thumb. That DVD is MINE.

By the way, DIBS ON THE MOUSESPIDER HORDE!!!!

Posted by: Vermillion at May 7, 2008 8:49 AM

Twig where do you live? "Black Books" is on on DVD here in the States.

Posted by: Brian at May 7, 2008 9:06 AM

I love Jarod Miller when he's on Conan, just because Conan treats him as incompetent and makes fun of the guy the entire time. It's very entertaining.
Unfortunately, Jarod seems to have taken up a friendship with Rachael Ray. Enough said.

Posted by: Cait at May 7, 2008 9:11 AM

damn you for posting a video I want to watch right now but can't as I am at work where no auditory barriers exist....
now I will have to wait until I get home...

oh! and watched Ironman last night

oh

my

Godtopus was that freakin amazing

Posted by: Bethy at May 7, 2008 9:15 AM

Brian, really? I heard someone lamenting over 'Spaced' and 'Books' so I just assumed...

... YAY! Thank you!

Posted by: twig at May 7, 2008 9:22 AM

Tom Amandes was the best part of Everwood, and Missy Pyle is reliably hilarious, so this news is actually pretty exciting.

(I'm just going to pretend this show is not on ABC.)

Posted by: Adieu at May 7, 2008 9:30 AM

All 3 series, and a set containg all 3, are avilable on Amazaon. Season 3 came out in November of '07. The show is insane by the way

Posted by: Brian at May 7, 2008 9:30 AM

This has nothing to do with nothing, but "Sit, Ubu. Sit. Good dog." is part of my and Mr. Pink's shared childhood. It's become a part of our weird marital language, and we blurt it out every now again.

Posted by: Alabamapink at May 7, 2008 9:47 AM

I already get "Greatest American Dog" live at my house. We have four dogs all with different personalities and body types who all want to be loved enough to get extra food. Add in the three cats (particularly the Maine Coon) and we barely need a television anymore.

I will NOT watch the "Spaced" episode. At least not until I run out of "Pushing Daisies" episodes that I find on the internet. Ahem.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at May 7, 2008 9:57 AM

Oh, and twig? Say goodbye to the next hour of your life as I present to you, a doberman pinscher playing on a waterslide:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA

(The video is actually a minute long, but it can be repeated for hours of entertainment.)

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at May 7, 2008 10:01 AM

Alabamapink;

This story is pretty cool, it goes into the source and story behind different TV vanity cards like Ubu.

Posted by: twig at May 7, 2008 10:01 AM

I don't think "Black Books" has been out very long, but it is all available. Just strolled itself into Best Buy one day. Wish it was cheaper though.

However, DVD regions are no reason to not watch UK TV. Indifference, ignorance and distaste are all valid reasons. But not a dvd region. One does not need dvd's to do it. One might want a TV-out line on their graphics card, but that's as fancy as your equipment needs to get, but of course one can go further.

I speak to all coveting the BBCs, ITV, Channel 4, whatever fuck they've got goin on there now! Nothing's standing in your way! Go forth and enjoy!

(course the UK broadcasters'll appreciate it if you buy their US dvd's when they deign to make them)

Andie MacDowell bugs the shit out of me too. It's gotta be the whinedrawl.

Posted by: Jay at May 7, 2008 10:05 AM

The Andie McDowell backlash originates in all those skin care products commercials she's been doing for the past decade instead of delivering some dignified acting.

Posted by: Adere at May 7, 2008 10:21 AM

(The video is actually a minute long, but it can be repeated for hours of entertainment.)

Yep, Genny, I'm mesmerized. I love how there's no actual sliding involved in the process.

Posted by: twig at May 7, 2008 10:26 AM

I love my region free DVD player. I also love playUSA. My bank balance loves neither.

Aaaah welcome to the wonderous world of Spaced dear American chums. I haven't seen it in years so I think even I may re-watch the first episode this evening.

That sliding doberman is wholly awesome Genny. I so see how the clip could be watched for hours on end.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at May 7, 2008 10:33 AM

and re: Andie McDowell... it's the voice. It never looks like it's coming from her body. Ever. Seriously.

Freaking creepy.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at May 7, 2008 10:37 AM

Oh my God, Genny, that video is adorable! I love that moment at the end where he waits for the water to run. Makes me wish we had an in-ground pool for our dogs.

Posted by: Lannie at May 7, 2008 10:37 AM

and re: Andie McDowell... it's the voice. It never looks like it's coming from her body. Ever. Seriously.

Damn, now that I think about it, it does seems like that! And I actually want to nail like Andie. But she DOES look like there was some bad ADR or something.

Was she ever a ventriloquist or does she have an extra mouth somewhere on her body?

Posted by: Vermillion at May 7, 2008 10:43 AM

Oh my, I always thought it said: "Sit Boo-boo Sit! Good dog! Woof"...
I guess it's actually Ubu, like Ubu roi or something dumb like that.

Posted by: clairy at May 7, 2008 10:48 AM

Was she ever a ventriloquist or does she have an extra mouth somewhere on her body?

Are we really taking it that direction so early? I just could never get past her painfully stilted line readings in Four Weddings and a Funeral.

"Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed."

Gah!

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at May 7, 2008 10:51 AM

Andie McDowell is anathema through and through. Her acting is weirdly wooden and she shoulda lost that backwoods accent a long time ago.

And about Greatest American Dog: I love dogs and I love dogs doing tricks & being brilliantly cute. However, a fucking lame-ass Border Collie or something is gonna win every time. What about those of us who prefer their dogs squat and smash-faced?

Posted by: Amanda H. at May 7, 2008 10:52 AM

I'm so glad I was able to bring that bright spot to the lives of other Pajibans. It is an amazing video, but I can only watch it every so often because it reminds me of the Doberman we had when I was 9. Sweetest goddamned dog ever, I miss him.

And Alex is right about Andie McDowell's voice, it always seems like a bad dubbing job. Or something.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at May 7, 2008 10:56 AM

And for something completely different... it's a girl! Not that any of you all know me or knew that I am pregnant, but I am excited and read this site multiple times a day. And thought I would share. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming...

Posted by: legib at May 7, 2008 10:58 AM

AlabamaPink: Hubby and I toss "Ubu" back and forth as well. We're really weird like that. I love this, I'm gonna use it: "It's become a part of our weird marital language" We definitely have one of those.

Though I WILL admit, "That's Some Bad Hat, Harry" has taken the place of Ubu in many a conversation.

Posted by: lilianna28 at May 7, 2008 11:00 AM

Congrats legib! Please feel free to share your birthing story, so long as it was set to really bad music, so Skittimus can mock you.

Posted by: lilianna28 at May 7, 2008 11:01 AM

Congrats legib! Yay for pregnant Pajibans! Pretty soon Lil'Pajiba will have so many sort-of-real playmates, he won't know what to do!

Posted by: Kolby at May 7, 2008 11:10 AM

Congrats, legib!

Posted by: twig at May 7, 2008 11:15 AM

Girls and animals...jeez...

Congrats, legib! That's fantastic! Yes, please share...I'm not sure we even knew anybody was expecting...

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at May 7, 2008 11:18 AM

Are we really taking it that direction so early?

Is there a specific order for Andie McDowell hatred that I just don't know about socalled? Are we only allowed to move on to her freakishly-disjointed from her body voice once we've touched upon set topics such as the fact that she spent about nine years selling hair dye without actually appearing in anything of note? Cause if so: awesome. Can we have a set hate adgenda for all our favourite targets? I think rules would really help in this situation. For example: nobody can bring up the subject of Paris Hilton's wonk until the size of her feet has been mocked and Rainbow Killer's hypocracy can't be mentioned until we've exhausted the topic of her being a sell-out. I need boundaries for my hatred people! Also, it means we'll never miss anything important again. I would so hate for a conversation about Uwe Boll to go by and accidentally have someone not mention his invitations to reviewers to take him on in the boxing ring, not informing them that he was a trained boxer and subsequent bailing out when someone actually took him up on the offer, or for us to hate on Eddie Murphy without the words "Pluto Nash" having graced the screen.

Also: congrats legib. Please don't ask me to babysit. Sorry, that's the request I have to put out there any time I find out anyone in my vicinity is pregant. You do not want to leave me alone with your children. I'll probably lose them. Or get bored with them, put them down somewhere and wander off. Same goes for puppies or birds. Yeesh.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at May 7, 2008 11:23 AM

wow, congratulations legib!

Posted by: Bethy at May 7, 2008 11:23 AM

Congratulations to legib for having a baby! And for it being the better sort of baby--a girl! :p

Posted by: Jerce at May 7, 2008 11:29 AM

Congratulations, legib! I'm sure this means a lot coming from people on the internet who don't know you from Adam, but it's still exciting news.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at May 7, 2008 11:37 AM

Congratulamations, legib! I knew you were expecting... Know how? Take a look behind you... See that little "nailhole" just to the left of the bookcase? Yeah. Um, I've got a camera there. I occasionally like to check up on the lurkers... F'instance - you know that abnormally large turd you found in the litterbox last month? Yeah, that was me. I was doing a couple wiring tweaks to the audio when you guys were sleeping and rather that risk a mystery poo in the toilet, I figured the cat box would suffice...

lilianna28 - mock? WHAAAAT? You so crazy!

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at May 7, 2008 11:40 AM

Aw, congratulations legib!! We need some Godtopus onesies.

Posted by: Julie at May 7, 2008 11:41 AM

See, this is why I lurve you all so much (and lurk here so often)! You all have made my day (so yes, it does mean a lot coming from people I don't necessarily know.. but I feel like I do anyways)! And I completely agree... there definitely needs to be some Godtopus onesies!!

I am due October (which means I have to endure the unbearable heat of Houston,TX at my most pregnant (joy!). I haven't decided what my birthing music would be, but I would love suggestions. Maybe "The Final Countdown" by Foreigner? I don't know, the cheesier the better!

As for babysitters, don't worry Alex. I won't ask. I am not one of those weird people that would demand (no matter how uncomfortable you are with it) you to hold the baby either. So, I wouldn't force babysitting on anyone either.

Skit-- I was wondering what that smell was!! Although, it did strike me a little odd.. I don't have a cat or own a litterbox. So you might want to make sure you are doing okay, um, down there.

Carry on! I am busy doing happy dances at my desk!

Posted by: legib at May 7, 2008 11:59 AM

legib, I don't know if this is possible for you but my mom was pregnant in the summer twice and she said that swimming pools were a god-send. It helps take the weight off and cools you down. Good luck!

Also, for music I'd suggest looking into OK Go's "Invincible". Could be helpful.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at May 7, 2008 12:08 PM

legib - I am due in November! There are so many exciting plans I've already made for the little one - trips to the tattoo parlor with Alex, late night scotch binges in front of the TV with socalled, drawing lessons with Skit, and a trip in the Murdertank with TK and the hordes. Oh, what a childhood that would be!

Posted by: Kolby at May 7, 2008 12:09 PM

I am not one of those weird people that would demand (no matter how uncomfortable you are with it) you to hold the baby either.

And thank the Godtopus for that legib! You are obviously a good woman. For all those who arent:

Dear Crazy People Who Want Me To Hold Your Baby Despite My Insistance That Really, I'm Fine Here, No It's OK Honest, Look I Just Don't Want To,

a) I am wearing a $150 dollar sweater. I do not want to be drooled on

b) I am convinced that I will drop the thing

c) This is not specific to your child so please don't take offense, no seriously. I did not just say your baby was ugly, you're reading way too much into this. Oh, God. Could you stop crying please? I didn't mean it like that.

Fuck this I need a gin and tonic.

Love and kisses

Alex

Kolby: your baby is going to kick so much ass that I am willing to make an exception. Same goes for Lil Pink and maybe Lil Pajiba. But that's it. And only if I'm supervised. Not that either Manda or Dustin would let me near their offspring of course.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at May 7, 2008 12:14 PM

awww man Alex....now you have got me craving a gin and tonic(s)

and it is not five o'clock and the end of the day here

I think I am going to bring up installing a wet bar in the office again to my boss....

Posted by: Bethy at May 7, 2008 12:21 PM

"And Alex is right about Andie McDowell's voice, it always seems like a bad dubbing job. Or something."

Which is ironic, considering how she got Glenn Close's voice in Greystoke. Poor Glenn Close, doomed to forever provide voiceover work for various Tarzan-related characters...

Posted by: KateNonymous at May 7, 2008 12:22 PM

Bethy it's always gin o'clock. Speaking of, it's almost 5:30 I think I'm going to have to pick up tonic and limes on the way home. Mmmmmm Bombay Sapphire. Come to mama.

Also: while I have you here - did I hear tell that you're hopping across the Atlantic to graduate school? (and by "hear tell" I of course mean "see in another thread but never got around to commenting on it")

Also, also: "Hear tell"? What the fuck is wrong with me today?

Posted by: Alex the Odd at May 7, 2008 12:25 PM

yup Alex, you "heard tell(told?)" correctly!
it is not so much a graduate school as a graduate fellowship
it is through the Prince's Foundation for the Built Environment, and while it has a few classes scattered throughout, it basically is one year working with an architectural firm they place me with (do not know the location yet), and then working one year with the Foundation on design/plan projects around the world

and I have 2 months to the day to somehow tie up all loose ends here, convince my student loan companies that I am not fleeing the country, pack up as much as I can in 2 suitcases and move my like over to the UK for two years

very excited

very nervous

(and what are you talking about Bombay.... Tanguray Ten!!)

Posted by: Bethy at May 7, 2008 12:34 PM

also, anybody know anything about work visas?

Posted by: Bethy at May 7, 2008 12:36 PM

Congrats legib! Please feel free to share your birthing story, so long as it was set to really bad music, so Skittimus can mock you.

Yes on the congrats, and also if you filmed the birth, Morgan Spurlock has a spot for you in his next birth-umentary.

Is there a specific order for Andie McDowell hatred that I just don't know about socalled?

Aw, baby, don't do me like that. I was referring the "extra mouth somewhere on her body," which is likely to make Julie start discussing scrabble and taco pie.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at May 7, 2008 12:44 PM

Socalled, I was contemplating either explicating Gerard Manley Hopkins' poem God's Grandeur or discussing the Industrial Era and its effects on the works of Eugene O'Neill...but fuck it. Board game sex it is. Is this the correct way to spell tumescent?

Posted by: Julie at May 7, 2008 12:55 PM

ok, this is going to sound horrible, but Julie?

"the Industrial Era and its effects on the works of Eugene O'Neill" sounds really really interesting....

but then again, I think by now you all have figured out that I am a complete and utter dork

Posted by: Bethy at May 7, 2008 12:58 PM

Hee hee...for tonight's homework Bethy, read The Hairy Ape. I am also a dork who kind of misses her English classes.

Posted by: Julie at May 7, 2008 1:00 PM

*sigh*

Yes, you spelled "tumescent" correctly.

I don't know if you're going to be using "turgid" at all, but MY favorite flowery term is "fecund".

Posted by: Jay at May 7, 2008 1:00 PM

Heh, Jay, you sound so...tired :p

Fecund is a great word. Oh I love biology. My best friend and I recently had a conversation where we fake came on to each other using terminology from plant reproduction. "Oh your pistil is so dewy" "My, what a large stamen you have, please pollenate me!" "Oh, I'm covered in your spores!" We...are warped.

Posted by: Julie at May 7, 2008 1:07 PM

Julie that had me giggling at my desk!

Damn, now I need to look up tumescent to refresh my memory of what it means.

socalled, if it makes you feel any better, I got your meaning; however, AtO, I am intrigued by an official set of rules for our scathing-ness. People would be called out for hating out of turn. A drinking game could easily be tied in. Perhaps you could create a new one with all of your spare time?

Posted by: tamatha at May 7, 2008 1:18 PM

Every time I signed in http://www.bigblackconnect.com/ and there were always many women would talk to me ... It is a funny and interesting place to talk to these thoughtful women.

Posted by: Jill at May 7, 2008 1:23 PM

Congrats to legib and to Kolby!

Posted by: rlr260 at May 7, 2008 1:25 PM

I think the spambot is struggling to find the appropriate words for legib and Kolby. Such a sweet little 'bot. But a proper congrats to legib and Kolby! And word on the pools; my mom was pregnant with me during the hottest summer in forty years where we used to live, and she said that even my sister's kiddie-pool was great, if you don't mind feeling like a beached whale.

Posted by: Geetch at May 7, 2008 1:40 PM

... and suddenly the thread has turned into that scene from '10 Things I Hate About You'

Posted by: twig at May 7, 2008 1:42 PM

Wow. Thank you so much for that Seth. Had not known of Spaced. Wow. Rest of you. Wow.

Posted by: Jennifer at May 7, 2008 1:49 PM

I'm so sorry.....but I have not visited bigblackconnect.

For me "fecund" sticks in my mind due to DH Lawrence's deliriousness in "The Rainbow". The Brangwen men were PLOWING the FECUND soil. Olde English sweat just pourin outta that damn book. Yeesh.

Just what are you talking about here, DH? It just demands to be said in bold italics.

Posted by: Jay at May 7, 2008 2:11 PM

Sweet. Paula Malcomson is my favorite TV whore. She was one of the shining lights in the John From Cinci dreck.

Swearengan on cock suckin' Caprica? That would be tits.

Posted by: Riles at May 7, 2008 2:18 PM

Congrats to you too Kolby!! I don't know where you live, but hopefully its not in the South with all this heat.

Posted by: legib at May 7, 2008 2:20 PM

McCarthy's 'The Road' was the last time I had to look up vocabulary words because I didn't think they were real.

Crozzled. It was crozzled. And he used it in the same sentence as sepulchered. Triple word score. I mean damn.

Also, I bought 'Black Books' at lunch. Benefits of city living. Thank you, Brian.

Posted by: twig at May 7, 2008 2:21 PM

Swearengan on cock suckin' Caprica? That would be tits.

Ooh, yes, yes it would.

Posted by: Julie at May 7, 2008 2:21 PM

Lovin' the Spaced love!!!!

Unfortunately North America is pretty sheltered when it comes to good Uk Tv.

My fav. episode is Ep12. Gone. I'm sure it will get lots of comments by the males mentioned above. My friends and I actually make it a practice to indulge in a random fake testosterone blow up fest, my fav rendition thus far is Rambo. Complete with the headband tie on, then the strapping of a machine gun. Imagination people imagination. Very similiar to the Murdertank and the thoughts that ensue.....It's lots of fun, especially when your "spaced"

Posted by: Jax at May 7, 2008 2:38 PM

Just chiming in to join the chorus of congratulations for legib, and to offer hearty thanks to Pajiba in general for inspiring me to once more break out my Spaced season 1 DVD and re-visit the series for about the seventeenth time while I have the house to myself as both my housemates are at band practice. And I thought I wasn't going to have anything to do...

Posted by: Dill The Devil at May 7, 2008 2:50 PM

Does anyone ever say Bad Robot! ?
No? Just me then.

Bethy you'll be fine in England unless you do the dollar to pound conversion. I spent a year in Reading doing a Masters...Hope you like Mayonnaise, Cucumbers and Saturday *F'ing* Night Premiere League Football.

I second the Tanqueray love..


*My beef is not with Football but that they play at night. Sports are best for daytime hangover watching and gearing to go out. Not while out at a bar.

Posted by: Amanda47 at May 7, 2008 2:55 PM

Does anyone ever say Bad Robot! ?
No? Just me then.

ME! Every time I watch Alias :p

Posted by: Julie at May 7, 2008 3:01 PM

Does anyone ever say Bad Robot! ?

Every Thursday night after LOST.

Posted by: Kolby at May 7, 2008 3:28 PM

It's weirdly comforting to know I'm not the only one who is irritated by Andie MacDowell. It's not just the hair/cosmetic commercials and the voice, although, god knows, that would be plenty. It's also how she uses her hands needlessly in everything she's in. Seriously, try and watch The Muse without becoming fixated on why her hands are doing the things they are.

Posted by: zenhound at May 7, 2008 3:41 PM

I like all those things Amanda47!

and I am trying my best to ignore that fact that when I first go over there my savings will pretty much be cut in half

I instead focus on the future, on when in two years I return Stateside, my savings will double, or at the rate this economy is going, triple.

and the Boy and I have lately been sayin "Grrrrr. Argggg." after every Buffy and Firefly episode we watch

Posted by: Bethy at May 7, 2008 3:44 PM

The Pink family chants "Bad Robot", even in high-pitched voices, after every Lost episode. We are also fond of "That's some bad hat Harry." The Pink family is funny like that.

Something must be in the water down Pajiba-way. All these pregnant women! Congrats legib. Welcome to the Pajiba Breeders Society.

Posted by: Alabamapink at May 7, 2008 3:54 PM

Dear Crazy People Who Want Me To Hold Your Baby Despite My Insistance That Really, I'm Fine Here, No It's OK Honest, Look I Just Don't Want To...

Far too many new mothers are star-struck by their own ability to push a human being out of their cha-chas, and they want to share the miracle. I am not putting down the miracle in any way. I am just pointing out, as I have said before, that cats, cattle, Third World ladies et al manage this function regularly without expecting to be put on a pedestal for it.

There is usually another factor in play when the "victim" is, like me, a childless female. They pity you, for you have never known the joyous glowing miraculous etc. of motherhood, and handing over their baby for a few moments is, to them, an act of charity to you, the barren.

There is a very simple way to avoid these irritating moments:

Hold the baby wrong.

I don't mean wrong enough to actually put the baby at any kind of risk. That is unnecessary. All you have to do is hold the baby "wrong" enough to upset the mama--and that is easier than finding a NASCAR fan at a Wal-Mart. Just hold the Little Precious at a slight angle that elevates the feet above the head, for instance. If you're feeling particularly mean (I usually am) or if the Mama has been particularly offensive, make a few cracks about the soft spot.

She will take the baby back. And you will not have to put up with that shit from her ever again. As a bonus, you will never be asked to baby-sit.

Posted by: Jerce at May 7, 2008 5:31 PM

Hold the baby wrong.

Jerce is absolutely correct about this; I hold the baby by one foot out away from me, with a wide-eyed deranged grin. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at May 7, 2008 5:39 PM

Jerce--you rock. Seriously.

I was OK with Andie MacDowell in The Frighteners. Except that it was really someone else.

Posted by: frumpiefox at May 7, 2008 6:49 PM

60% of the time, it works every time.

Wait...only 60% of the time? That's actually much more disturbing than the grin and cracks about the soft spot.

I was OK with Andie MacDowell in The Frighteners.

HAHAHAHA!!! The first time I watched that movie, I was confused, cuz I really did think it was her. When I found it wasn't, I was strangely relieved.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at May 7, 2008 7:17 PM

Ooooh, baby talk! My 'Nanner will be 1 year in August. Being preg. in the summer is bad, but do-able. (Fuck, it was 110 one day here. I thought Hannah was going to crawl out to cool off.)

I try not to be that mom, who thinks everyone must want to hold, talk about, cuddle, hear diatribes about my baby. (But I'm totally thinking it.) I have a friend who hasn't held my baby yet. She just doesn't really DO kids, ya know? No big. (Okay, shut up, not like THAT. Asses.)

Anyway...Everwood was seriously great the first two seasons, pretty great the third and the forth was good. Tom Amendes will crack your shit up on that show.

Posted by: TWoP Fan at May 7, 2008 7:31 PM

so while I'm all for the lil' pajiba onesies, can I order a lil'pajiba baby arm sling? Cause my lil' lil broke her arm today. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. She's 2 and she's broken an arm and a leg now! Not my fault! Shit, they're coming for me aren't they. First the child abuse before she was born with the Trace song and now this. It was at school! I wasn't even in the same zip code! Oh hells.

Legib and Kolby, just do it like the elephants do and keep em in that nice safe womb until they are three. They are harder to break in there.

Posted by: lilianna28 at May 7, 2008 7:36 PM

2 and already broke two limbs? Shit, lilianna28

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at May 7, 2008 9:30 PM

...grumble...grumble...damn html tags...

I meant to say...

2 and already broke two limbs? Shit, lilianna28...at least she'll be used to pain when she grows up and gets all pierced and tattooed...

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at May 7, 2008 9:34 PM

My niece broker her arm at age two. She was playing with her Grandda and fell off a bed onto the floor.

Of course it was painful for her, but her poor Grandda nearly died of guilt.

And about a week after her fall, the toddler was toddling about as normal, except she was using her cast as a tool--to bear her weight when climbing, to bash things, etc. I think she was peeved when they took the cast off.

Posted by: Jerce at May 7, 2008 9:59 PM

There is a film that is going to be made in Geraldton, Western Australia very soon (next few months) with Andie MacDowell starring in it about a shipwreck(!) off the coast. I don't think the story of the Batavia needs to be told this way.

Posted by: dust at May 8, 2008 1:58 AM

Speaking of injured kids - I single-handedly dislocated my 5-year-old stepbrother's elbow when I was 17. I was trying to help him over the big blue mountain at Discovery Zone, and he couldn't quite make it, so I reached out and grabbed his little wrist and yanked. 30 seconds later we were in the car rushing to the emergency room. I don't know who was crying harder.

Posted by: Kolby at May 8, 2008 11:32 AM