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I want someone to make a list of all the bogus Pagan deities that have ever been made up for cheesy horror movies, along with their bogus powers and abilities or whatever boogedy boogedy they do to you. I'd be entertained, at least.

BAGOOL

How many times are they going to make the same fucking movie?

MOVE OUT OF THE HOUSE.

Fucking idiots.

One viewing of The Orphanage was enough thank you.

This entry into the genre simply confirms my love of cheesy thriller/horrors.

Also, Ethan Hawke. <3

damn that D'Onofrio.... he still owes me for ONE JELLY DONUT!!!
(looks like he's had a few more since then .... wakka wakka .... )

I'm not saying this is going to be good. I will say that calling his a found footage film wrapped in a b-movie is a bit of an exaggeration. It feels more like a horror version of Blow Up or a new spin on Rear Window than a found footage story.

Badger, eh? I thought it was Orson Welles. Badgeresque himself, to be sure.

John Cusack demands royalty!

Also, this looks like a solid A minus-horror movie to me with the kid topping Samara's climbing out by doing it upside down.

Too bad they had to go with a boogie man design that screams dude in a Scream mask.

Did anyone see The Innkeepers? That was pretty damn good so I'll probably give this a watch.

As a horror fan, I can't NOT see this.

D'Onofrio has had a very bad case of SpaderBloat for several years now. Now it looks as if he's just given up completely. Although I think he's always been more than a little in love with his image of himself "The cerebral actor" so maybe it's all part of the image

That Edgar Suit is getting mighty tight.

"THat wadn't eggar. That was a bug ina eggar suit."

D'Onofrio Badger don't give a fuck. It's also possible that Pinky Badger don't give a fuck, as I will watch this as soon as Netflix streams it. IT LOOKS SO MEH THAT I MUST SEE IT.

"That's the family that used to live here!" Thanks for that spoken
narrative, Ethan. With that one line alone I know I hate this movie.