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By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (21)



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Bradley Whitford is not a dick-infested man mattress. That reference will come later. But I loved this picture of Whitford and his ‘stache (taken from the Television Critics Association press tour going on this week) too much not to use it as a header image.

Whitford was on-hand because announced a new cop-buddy show, “Code 58.” It stars Whitford and Colin Hanks and comes from Matt Nix, who created “Burn Notice. The thirteen episode comedy, which will air starting in June, features Whitford a drunken old school cop, with Hanks as his straight-edged partner. Fox hasn’t shown it to any critics yet, so no early word as to its quality, but it has the right ingredients to possibly be a decent little comedy. We’ll find out this summer.

Meanwhile, Bravo has announced that its newest “Top Chef” spin-off, will be hosted by Gail Simmons. I love her as a judge on “Top Chef,” so this is relatively good news. However, if this show is as bland as “Top Chef Masters,” which returns on April 7, it won’t matter.

Turning back to Fox, the biggest news from yesterday is that Simon Cowell is leaving “American Idol” after this season to dump an American version of “The X Factor” on us. It’ll debut in Fall ‘11, and Fox is clearly hoping that it’ll match the juggernaut ratings “AI” posts in the winter/spring. Fox has committed to at least 40 wonderful hours, including performance and results shows. The show is basically the same as “American Idol,” only a bit broader, as there’s no age limit and groups can compete. Also, I guess the judges actually work with the contestants in a more hands-on way. All I know is, this is the first season I won’t be watching “American Idol,” which starts tonight, and I’m fucking thrilled with my decision. I think I’ll make the right call with “The X Factor” right from the get-go and pass on it entirely. Particularly if Paula Abdul winds up as a judge, a distinct possibility given Cowell’s professed love for her.

Last bit of Fox news — “Glee” has been officially picked up for a second season, and there’s a nationwide casting call for three new roles this fall. Whatever. I enjoyed the pilot like everyone else, and I’ve been watching the show, but I find my interest dwindling a bit more with each week, such that I very well may not even be watching anymore by next fall. But many more still will, and that’s why Fox’s renewal really isn’t much of a surprise.

Turning to a better show about teens, “Skins” starts its fourth season run on January 28. Unfortunately for those of us on this side of the pond, that run is only in England, and it’ll likely be several months before we get it here. And given that much of the show’s excellent music is cut for licensing reasons from the US airings the DVDs, your best bet is to hit the elicit internet places where one gets such things, if you like to be a scofflaw like that. Here’s a trailer (and there’s a shot of some unadorned female breasteses, which may make it NSFW, if your workplace is the sad kind of place that frowns upon such things):

I didn’t enjoy the third season as much as the first two, but it was good enough that I’ll be tuning in for the fourth, which is presumably the last for most of this cast, mirroring the second season.

In other teaser news, HBO has dropped a teaser for “Treme,” David Simon’s new post-Katrina New Awlins show, which has been given an official premiere date of April 11:

Say what you will about HBO (and I’ve already said I think they’re going to have a tremendous year), but they sure make some damn watchable teasers, don’t they?

But the best news from yesterday was clearly that AMC’s announcement that the third season of “Breaking Bad” will start its run on March 21, at 10 p.m. This was the best show on TV last year, and probably the best show since “The Wire.” If you’re not watching get caught up.

And finally, god bless “Better Off Ted.” This video of outtakes intended only for the web is entirely not safe for work, and entirely lovely:

(H/t: The Live Feed for the video.)









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Comments

LMAO!! That video is PURE GOLD!!
Long live Better Off Ted!!

Posted by: Rykker at January 12, 2010 9:27 AM

Wow, that really made my day brighter. And my day has been dark, oh so dark.

Posted by: Nimue at January 12, 2010 9:45 AM

Sweet Godtopus above; that Better Off Ted video made me cackle like a fiend. My fellow cubicle monkeys now think I am insane.

Posted by: androstarr at January 12, 2010 9:46 AM

"Peppy little splooge vacuum." Oh shit, I'm dyin'.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at January 12, 2010 9:54 AM

I totally agree with you about Idol, I am so done.

The Whitford/Hanks cop comedy sounds fun and I already like both actors, so plus there.

No comment on Glee, I still love it.

Posted by: Mebe at January 12, 2010 9:56 AM

Don't bury the real story about the Top Chef Spinoff: it's called Top Chef: Just Desserts and it's all about the pastry arts. Finally, a Top Chef where the contestants aren't pulled by the ear to a stand mixer and told to bake.

Posted by: Robert at January 12, 2010 10:04 AM

Yeah...Glee's getting a reality show too. Apparently there's three new roles for season 2 that are being auditioned, and that's going to become the Glee Reality Show. Auditions are open to 18 to 26 year old color blind Botox addicts, seeing as that's the only way you could sit, smile, or contort your face to some of the expressions they have in their promotional material. (As well as be bathed in such a neon tone of color that it'd burn your retinas if you could interpret it.)

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at January 12, 2010 10:17 AM

Paula Abdul leaves American Idol and they replace her with Ellen Degeneres.
Who are they going to replace Simon Cowell with? It must be someone who can fill the "asshole" slot (heh) but shouldn't be another comedian -- in fact, shouldn't even be remotely funny.

Ooh ooh, I know! Dane Cook!

Posted by: superasente at January 12, 2010 10:23 AM

"Walking cock cozy" That's just gold. I think that's also a dick mitten, right?

Posted by: mrcreosote at January 12, 2010 10:28 AM

Ooh ooh, I know! Dane Cook!

Posted by: superasente at January 12, 2010 10:23 AM

Goddamnit, Superasente! Bite your tongue and bend over for a wee spank! Don't you put this thought out into the universe! I shudder at the thought of the constant commercials and appearances with this bitch all up in my grill. I might have to actually "do something" about it, and I'm too pretty for jail!

Posted by: Katers at January 12, 2010 10:35 AM

I'm trying to understand here: What was it about the first 86 seasons of "AI" that didn't appall y'all that THIS season is the last straw?

Posted by: , at January 12, 2010 10:43 AM

HBO is re-airing Band of Brothers in the run up to premiere of The Pacific. The Pacific will start sometime in March.

Posted by: Melody at January 12, 2010 10:46 AM

Why is that Lightning Dust song so guddamn short?

Posted by: Adere at January 12, 2010 11:00 AM

I love Gail Simmons too.

More accurately, I love her GIGANTIC BOOBS.

Posted by: Snath at January 12, 2010 11:13 AM

THANK you, ,! AI--hate! Simon Cowell--HATE![Why does he part his hair so it looks like a butt? I can't look at him that I don't see an ass on top of his head. (OK, I set it up. Someone knock it down.) Same as I can't look at Owen Wilson without seeing penis-nose.]

And thank YOU, Mr. Freilich sir, for that beautiful, heartwarming, slice of video heaven that was "Better Off Ted." I shall now use "dick-infested man mattress" as often as possible, whether it is apropos to the situation or not. Thanking the cashier, calling the dog, talking to my grandmother, at business meetings...The applications are endless.

Posted by: Shonda at January 12, 2010 11:21 AM

I'm so happy that I've been able to almost completely ignore AI the last four or five seasons. The last person I can remember winning was that turd of a guy who was like 40 years old...Taylor something? After that I've only heard about the losers, David whatshisface and Adam Lambert, and that's just from all the gossip blogs I read. Aaah, ignorance is bliss.

But I think I'll know a little more this year, because I am not passing up Dan's recaps for the Houston press. It'll be worth it.

Posted by: figgy at January 12, 2010 11:42 AM

And oh I hope this means the beginning of the end for AI. Most people I know watched for two reasons: Paula's madness and Simon's bitchiness. I don;t think anyone really watches it for the singing. It'd be like watching America's Next Top Model for the modeling, and believing that this girl will become an actual model.

Anyway, with the two of them gone, what will that show have? That asshole Randy Jackson and Ellen, who has better things to do. And that other woman no one likes. Best news ever, if you ask me.

Posted by: figgy at January 12, 2010 11:48 AM

Finally, Gail will be getting close enough to the action to suffer many accidental slatherings. In my head, that's how this thing will go....

Posted by: sansho1 at January 12, 2010 12:15 PM

Chris Colfer (Kurt from 'Glee') has suggested Sue Sylvester to take over from Cowell.
Now that, I'd watch!

Posted by: tarn at January 12, 2010 1:35 PM

I am slowly coming to the realization that I should have been watching Better Off Ted for quite some time now.
"Drinking juices from your beloved's ass with a straw."
"Oooooh"

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at January 12, 2010 1:40 PM

Hey! I liked "Top Chef: Masters"! *pouts*

And I haven't watched "AI" since Season Three, when the finalists were Fantasia Barrino and Diana DeGarmo, and I abruptly realized that the show was crap and America is retarded.

"SYTYCD" is a much better show.

I'll probably give "X Factor" a shot because I think Simon actually knows what he's talking about. But the slightest whiff of "AI"-ishness and I'm in the wind, baby.

Posted by: Jelinas at January 12, 2010 3:54 PM