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Trade News | May 1, 2007 | Comments (43)


Make of this what you will, but the long-in-development biopic about Leni Riefenstahl has just found new life by casting Jodie Foster as the title character, with a director expected to come aboard soon and filming set to begin late this year. I’m really not that sure how many people are foaming at the mouth to see a film about one of the world’s most famous alleged (ha!) Nazi sympathizers, even if Triumph of the Will is required viewing in almost any introduction to film course. It seems clear, too, as is custom with this kind of movie, that the filmmakers will see fit to paint Leni as a sympathetic person, someone with a tortured soul who felt conflicted about her contributions to the Nazi propaganda effort. Indeed, the fact that Riefenstahl refused to give Jodie Foster rights to her life story a few years back unless she had the authority to cut out the bad parts suggests that there were good parts. I’m sure there were lots of positive things about her life, that she felt really bad for using slave labor from concentration camps, and that the right director can make us feel pity for her after she was imprisoned in a French detention center, but I can’t really find it within me to work up an interest in Leni Riefenstahl: Tortured Soul. I’m sure even Stalin had a few good moments with his family (not too many — his first son and second wife shot themselves because of quarrels with the dictator), but I don’t really care to see him playing a lively game of kick the decapitated head around the yard, either. Maybe I’m just not a curious person.

This just in: David Goyer (recently discussed auteur pitching a film version of The Green Arrow) has been signed on to direct the second spin-off (after Wolverine) to the X-Men franchise, Magneto. The film will be a prequel and focus on the origins of the character played by Ian McKellan in current incarnation of the super villain. And man alive, I don’t give a shit. I mean: Wow! Honestly, all the water-torturing, fingernail-pulling, eye-gouging torture in the world could not compel me to give a shit. In fact, I can barely muster the enthusiasm it takes to give a shit about not giving a shit. I’m in such a fit of apathy about the whole thing that, if my house were suddenly to burst into flames, I’d be in such a state of not-give-a-shit that I’d probably just sit here and burn while not giving a shit about my skin melting and adhering to my chair. Hell, I don’t even give a shit that I’ve taken this metaphor entirely too far, that I’ve run it completely into the ground, and that most of y0u have already skipped to the trailer watch. That’s how much I don’t give a shit about Magneto. Who’s with me? Ah — I don’t give a shit.

You just knew it was only a matter of time before someone decided to call their movie Baby Mama. And you hoped, at least, that it would be the Wayans Brothers who caved in to societal pressures to flip a lame Ebonic on its head and turn it into a one-joke flick. Well, who better than to stretch a joke to its breaking point than a couple of SNL alums, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, who will star alongside Sigourney Weaver in the film. The movie focuses on a career woman, Fey, desperate to raise a child while maintaining her career, so she hires a surrogate, Poehler, to have her child. Sigourney Weaver will play the owner of the surrogate agency. Granted, I’m a moderate fan of both Fey and Poehler (if only because she’s married to Will Arnett), but c’mon: Baby Mama? And since it will be written and directed by Michael McCullers, who also penned the two Austin Powers sequels and Undercover Brother, you can give up any hope that it will be a subversive, post-ironic ironic deconstruction of the baby-making industry.

How about one more? The film distribution arm of Madonna’s production company, Maverick, has begun developing a new horror film, Digger. The flick is about a grave digger, Joshua Bauer, who was forced to dig graves by hand as a kid and takes his revenge on unsuspecting folks (probably half-naked teenagers smoking doobies in cemeteries) as an adult. Maverick’s hope here is to create another iconic horror figure, which is the sort of self-defeating thinking that suggests that Digger will completely suck. Besides, “Joshua” doesn’t have the right ring for a serial killer capable of brutally dying several times over and winding up in space for the eighth sequel. Then again, the same could probably be said for Freddy and Jason before 1980.

The DVD releases this week include Alpha Dog, Dreamgirls and The Hitcher. Meh.

Finally, in the trailer watch, check out this one for Across the Universe, a movie set against the backdrop of the Vietnam War and built around a series of Beatles songs, starring — among others — Evan Rachel Wood, Salma Hayek, Eddie Izzard, and Bono. There is some controversy surrounding the film. Both the director, Julie Taymor (Frida) and the head of Revolution Studios, Joe Roth, have submitted cuts of the film, and it is still unclear which will be released to audiences this fall, though I understand that Taymor may pull her name if Roth’s more commercial version is released. At any rate, the movie may ultimately be a mess, and the trailer only looks moderately interesting — that is, until “Hey Jude” kicks in, and for about 55 seconds at least, Across the Universe looks fucking amazing in that Tim Burton/Terry Gilliam kind of way. I almost wish that they’d just stick some end credits on that clip and call it a day.

A final note — check back this afternoon: We’ve got another Pajiba’s Guide to What’s Good for You. It’s a jim-dandy of a list that’s sure to piss off at least a few of you. It’s what we do.

Dustin Rowles is the publisher of Pajiba. He lives with his wife in Ithaca, New York. You may email him, or leave a comment below.


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Comments

This trailer is amazing. I almost bought a second movie ticket last week just so I could see it again...

Posted by: Gabrielle at May 1, 2007 10:31 AM

I liked Taymor's "Titus" so much that I have to believe I'll enjoy this movie, but you're right - it doesn't pick up until "Hey Jude." Those shots make me want to see what else she'll come up with.

Posted by: JKo at May 1, 2007 10:43 AM

I'm with you on the Leni Reifenstahl thing. Of course there were people who were scared shitless of the Nazis and did nothing and kept their heads down (hell, I've seen people turn in their fellow office workers for minor infractions just because they were scared of the senior management), but Ms. Riefenstahl went way beyond and even if she felt coerced in her dark little soul, couldn't she have been subversive enough to make bad films about the Reich instead of ground-breaking films that inspired the populace? She was a piece of shit and shouldn't even have had the obligatory picture included in the "those who died" section of the Oscars a few years ago. What shocked me most about that was that a lot of people clapped.

Posted by: PaddyDog at May 1, 2007 10:44 AM

I saw the trailer online several weeks ago. I sent the link to several online acquaintances with the headline, "Stupid Assholes On Drugs."

This thing looks just awful--a senseless, color-saturated abortion--and I don't see how anyone could be enticed to want to look at another second of this mess.

But then, I'm a big Beatles fan, and Beatles songs sung musical-style by the barely talented make my ears hemorrhage. That may have something to do with my reaction.

Posted by: Jerce at May 1, 2007 10:45 AM

Dude, that Across the Universe trailer had me so excited. I loooooved Titus (though I think it was more of an acquired taste kind of thing), so I hope she gets to release the version she wants. :\

Posted by: annie at May 1, 2007 11:05 AM

What a "meh" day. I can't count the trailer as I have no sound and thus cannot watch it.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at May 1, 2007 11:48 AM

Did anyone else find that trailer to be vaguely reminiscent of Hair?

Posted by: Busy at May 1, 2007 11:51 AM

vaguely reminiscent?

I saw it in the theater last weekend and at first said to myself "WTF?! They remade Hair with all Beatles songs?!"

It's a fucking travesty, is what it is.

Posted by: Tim at May 1, 2007 11:56 AM

I also am an extreme Beatles fan, so I can never quite grasp how performing their songs worse than they ever did qualifies as a "tribute", or an "honor". But then, I guess we have Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson to thank for that.

But, as a neo-hippie artist enticed by the surreal and anything remotely reminiscent of Tim Burton/Terry Gilliam, I'll probably end up seeing this. Also, "Across the Universe" is my favorite Beatles song. Maybe they'll use Fiona Apple's version?

Posted by: Diana at May 1, 2007 12:00 PM

Well, Across The Universe looks like a crazed mish-mash of styles, but since I fucking LOVED Titus, I'll give Taymor the benefit of the doubt and take a look.

Posted by: TK at May 1, 2007 12:04 PM

Riefenstahl fascinates me---as a filmmaker, and as a cultural/political figure. She is the embodiment of the contradictory/complex which people who know me know I eat up like good ripe olives. The Jodie Foster project doesn't interest me because--well, colour me biased but, as Dustin suggested, it's doubtful that crew can handle "complexity" honestly or deftly.

I think anyone interested in challenging themselves should watch "The Wonderful Horrible Life of LR" (1993) instead (and maybe "Downfall" while they're at it--the precedent's been set). tWHLoLR left me in a permanent state of indecisiveness when it comes to LR in the sense that I can't dismiss her work; her "The Blue Light" is no question an inspiration behind stuff like Guy Maddin's "Careful", stylistically, and apparently Riefenstahl innovated a couple of camera techniques we still use today.

It's about more than film, though. I say keep these figures in our larger cultural discourse--who was it who said that, if we keep painting these people as "inhuman monsters" and trying to delete the fact of them, we risk articially separating them out of our species; we risk deceiving ourselves and failing to recognize or learn or admit that humans aren't either/or--that we are walking talking typing shitting vessels of nuance, and that beauty and vileness can be folded up into one. She embodied the Janus-headed human race, and her films are so stunning I want to cry (all the more so because of what she was involved in).

Posted by: Ranylt at May 1, 2007 12:09 PM

When I was a kid, I was an X-Men fan, and so I watched the first two X-Men movies and enjoyed them. I didn't bother with X-Men 3, though, and with three MORE X movies on the way, I will probably have to join Dustin in keeping my shit to myself.

But then, I don't have as much tolerance for saturation as the general market, I guess.

Posted by: Mentalepsy at May 1, 2007 1:36 PM

I'm ambivalent about "Across the Universe" based on the trailer. It looks like parts of it could be really really good and parts of it could suck. It also looks like it could totally suck - or be totally good. I have to admit that I am familiar with neither "Hair" nor "Titus" so I can't make any sort of judgment about the movie based on the trailer or the director. Maybe I'll see it in the theater if I get around to it. If not, I'll rent it.

Posted by: stardust savant at May 1, 2007 1:44 PM

'Across the Universe' looks AWFUL. 'Woe is me' Emo kids singing bad covers to Beatles songs is not my idea of entertainment. I'm so tired of movies about young rich white artists-who are clearly stand-ins for the director and who do nothing but moan about their lot in life. Naming a character 'Jude' to shoehorn in 'Hey Jude' is hackery of the first order and the American friend has an annoying accent. That is all.

Posted by: Jeff at May 1, 2007 1:48 PM

Man, at this point, comparing a movie to Gilliam or (especially) Burton ain't exactly going to sell me.

Also: Titus? Seriously, people here actually liked Titus? Am I missing something? Can somebody explain the appeal? I'm not being sarcastic, just genuinely wondering, 'cause I found it kind of a dull movie with a few pretty sets and costumes.

Posted by: Mr Wind-Up Bird at May 1, 2007 2:04 PM

After that roundup, it seems to me that someone needs a hug. And a Fresca.

Posted by: Steve the LLamabutcher at May 1, 2007 2:09 PM

Seriously, people here actually liked Titus?

My husband and I were both English majors. When Titus became available on DVD, my husband had to have it right away, and paid an obscene amount of money for a copy.

It's like this: Husband says that whenever someone around him starts blathering on about what a genius-god Shakespeare was, he can point to Titus Andronicus to shut them up.

The play is an incoherent mess. Awful awful awful. And then there's the movie: more awfulness on top of all that Awful that was already there! Hopkins and Lange are having SO much fun. The whole thing is irresistible.

Titus Andronicus is kinda the Plan 9 From Outer Space of the Classics.

...Does that help?

Posted by: Jerce at May 1, 2007 2:39 PM

Ranylt: Once again I find myself agreeing with you. Absolutely, people such as Riefebstahl should be kept in our larger cultural discourse. I don't want her buried forever and forgotten about. It's way too important that newer generations should understand that beauty used for evil is possibly the most dangerous tool. What I fear is the retro-editing of her into some poor mis-guided or manipulated figure who really hated Hitler but had to go along with the game plan. There's just far too much "focus on the good" of people and glossing over all the bad parts after they are dead for me (see: Reagan, Ronald). The bottom line is that she was hugely talented and innovative and she used all those talents to create brilliant films that made the Reich appear like the best idea ever. Who knows how many Germans might have had uncomfortable thoughts about the path their country was on, but who went home after a Riefenstahl viewing feeling very reassured and loyal?

Posted by: PaddyDog at May 1, 2007 2:45 PM

Too true, Paddy. If you haven't seen it, and at the risk of repeating myself, I think the 1993 doc is the vehicle for you. It's been a while since I saw it but as a treatment, it left me with the impression she was no "retro-edited" angel--but no Hitler, either, which was refreshing. You could really see her personality flaws lit up like marquees. If it was a "love-letter" to LR, it was only to her vision as a cinematic technician.

I'm glad you raised the point about propaganda--no modern invention but certainly a 20C concept in the sense of our awareness of it. I think LR's films are, as you suggest, perfect didactic legacies of its danger, and part of the great mid-20C shift in how we viewed propaganda after the Soviet's, Maoist's and Third Reich's (no exhaustive list--US and British wartime posters aren't far behind) great harnessing of such in new, creative ways. They're really important teaching tools--that happen to be aesthetically glorious (a friend of mind collects 20C propaganda posters and they are stunning), so they come with their own built-in warning systems when looked at by most 21C eyes (at the risk of being extremely reductive!).

Yeah, it's true--keeping LR in the discourse is not a question of whether or not she "deserves" a legacy but of what the rest of us as human communities deserve; we need standing examples like LR who was, at worst, complicit in political savagery and, at best, willfully, dangerously self-deluded/naive.

Our historical record has been fucked up enough by well-intentioned censors, whose cuts were often based on voguish values (although God forbid disgust over genocidal regimes is 'voguish' on our parts); and I think ultimately for every Jodie Foster gloss-job (if in fact this is what it turns out to be), there'll be a good counter-balancing product or conversation. At any rate, let them present her "good side", as I'm sure there was. Knowledge is knowledge, and it piles up eventually. I don't see any value in obliterating either part of the equation. I'll just keep my praise, for what that's worth, for the investigations/presentations that (like Paddy says) try to hit the fullest possible note.

Posted by: Ranylt at May 1, 2007 4:04 PM

I was in a test audience for an early cut of Across the Universe. The first cut wasn't great, tho there are some great scenes (mostly the super-trippy hippie musical scenes). The songs are what stands out in this film; all the characters have names out of Beatles lyrics, and the plot revolves around a tired love story. I hope the released version fixes some of the problems with the early edit.

Posted by: RicaB at May 1, 2007 4:31 PM

but I don't really care to see him playing a lively game of kick the decapitated head around the yard, either.

Now, the music for this scene would be:
a) Light piano music
b) That Green Day "Best Time of Your Life" song?

Posted by: Brian at May 1, 2007 4:33 PM

Titus is fantastic. If you get any enjoyment from really seeing how far a movie can go visually and stylistically, you will love it. I appreciate when a director trys to push the norms in visual language.

This movie, however, looks like it is suffering from a bad script with even worse dialogue, and I'm not sure I'm willing to pay money to watch the whole thing so I can see a few visually compelling scenes. Frida was a bit of a mess for that same reason.

Posted by: mariootsa at May 1, 2007 4:34 PM

Thanks, Jerce, that does, indeed help. Looking at Titus as camp, I can see how it could be appealing, even if that ain't enough to make me sit through it again. BTW, I was an English major, too, and my prof insisted that Titus Andronicus was intended as a subversive comedy. Of course, he was also the prof that insisted Hamlet was gay.

Posted by: Mr Wind-Up Bird at May 1, 2007 4:47 PM

im a die hard for life beatles fan, and even i dont really want to see across the universe. it would have been a little better if they had done good covers of the songs, but from whats in the trailer, they sound like shit.

Posted by: jordan at May 1, 2007 5:04 PM

...my prof insisted that Titus Andronicus was intended as a subversive comedy.

I have three theories of my own: 1) Willie the Shake was paid a buttload of money by some sick bastard who wanted to see a cannibalism scene on the stage. 2) He dashed the whole thing off during the most horrendous hangover of the Elizabethan Era. 3) He had recently taken a sharp blow to the temple.

Posted by: Jerce at May 1, 2007 5:23 PM

I don't know--I'm an English prof and I think Titus is one of the few really interesting screen adaptations of Shakespeare (along with Polanski's Macbeth and Welles' Othello). IMO they are bloody few and far between. Taymor really tapped into that underlying pulse of blood-dark violence that characterizes Renaissance tragedy--most adaptations fail to do that (I'm looking at you, Mr. Luhrmann).

Posted by: Ranylt at May 1, 2007 5:36 PM

Willie the Shake was paid a buttload of money by some sick bastard who wanted to see a cannibalism scene on the stage.

Not uncommon back in the day--see Elkannah Settle's "Cambyses" and Nathaniel Lee's "Lucius Junius Brutus" for cannibalism (especially LJB--o my!). These guys aren't exactly household names in 2007, but they packed those theatres back in the day and were very well-known. People wanted grotesque violence in Restoration England that made Titus (a century earlier) look completely tame by comparison. Elizabethan and Jacobean theatre was English Restoration theatre's inspiration (see Duchess of Malfi or Edward II for English Renaissance examples).

Let's just say, before there was Eli Roth, there was Nathaniel Lee. :)

Posted by: Ranylt at May 1, 2007 5:46 PM

"you can give up any hope that it will be a subversive, post-ironic ironic deconstruction of the baby-making industry."

Wow. I sincerely believe that no one had that hope on which to give up.

Posted by: samantha at May 1, 2007 6:25 PM

The way Dustin feels about the upcoming Magneto movie is EXACTLY how I feel about "Ocean's 13." Exactly. I am glad he was able to put it in words for me.

Posted by: ajax19 at May 1, 2007 6:29 PM

Brian - your comment was hysterical. Just hysterical. And, Ranylt - brilliant, brilliant! I always make the "These people aren't monsters. They're probably not even insane." argument and people FLIP OUT. I think it's far too disturbing to acknowledge that perfectly reasonable actors can be really fucking hateful and violent. It's irresponsible, however, not to acknowledge that in that it makes us all feel far too safe in the knowledge that we can't possibly know anybody capable of such hideous conduct.

Maybe complex, at times contradictory historical figures can only get accurate treatment from documentaries. I'm thinking of Errol Morriss's brilliant "The Fog of War." McNamara was entirely complicit in the documentary, yet it somehow managed to tease out the truth and highlight his complexities.

Y'all made me miss being a historian for a few minutes there :)!

Posted by: Samantha T at May 1, 2007 6:53 PM

Hey, Ranylt, right there with you on Polanski's Macbeth--what do you think of Kurosawa's Throne of Blood?

Damn. Now you've got me trying to think of other good film treatments of Shakespeare's plays...erm...

...Damn.

Posted by: Jerce at May 1, 2007 7:34 PM

my only question is where does Eddie Izzard's character fit into the whole Vietnam war picture. I'm assuming he's the ghost of christmas past, yes?

Posted by: jairdan6 at May 1, 2007 10:37 PM

Leni Riefenstahl, may you burn in hell nazi whore. Those few instances where I've seen her speak she seems to be in deeeeeeep denial if not a straight out liar, like many germans btw. I just can't shake the feeling that these folks ain't sorry about what was done. They are just sorry they got caught.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 1, 2007 11:09 PM

That should have been written in past tense.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 1, 2007 11:18 PM

Jerce: Throne of Blood was brilliant! I've always loved that movie...made me go back to reading Shakespeare actually.

Posted by: Trixie at May 2, 2007 12:26 AM

Oh lord, I really hated Titus, but then again, I really don't like the idea of getting my hands cut off and replaced with twigs. That part of the film is stamped on my brain for all time, and it will continue to disturb me as long as I live. I can't even remember much of the rest of the movie, I was just so horrified by that one part...sigh.
I guess I'm just going against the comments grain today, because I really, really enjoyed that trailer, too. I've never been sold before on a trailer, but hell, I'm totally going to go see that shit, and likely be disappointed, but still, like Dustin said, oh man, the last 55 seconds are just killer. I even liked the rest of it, obvious tired love story and all. I think it looks good. Especially the giant Uncle Sam reaching out of the giant poster. Good times.

Posted by: Dora at May 2, 2007 2:37 AM

I've incidentally had Sgt. Pepper playing on repeat the last two days for no other reason than I haven't listened to it in awhile. Does this mean I'm psychic?


Yes, yes I do believe it does.

Posted by: McGeek at May 2, 2007 6:08 AM

Sam T - "Fog of War" is a perfect example--same vein as tWHLoLR. I thnk what you're saying about docs makes sense.

Jerce - I forgot about Throne! It's not as darky-dark stylistically as Polanski, but Kurosawa makes daytime nightmares work so well. And it's just GOOD, so to hell with that!

Yeah...we'll keeping thinking, we may come up with others...

Posted by: Ranylt at May 2, 2007 9:03 AM

Okay, a "Magneto" movie makes me want to gouge out my own eyes, but I gotta say it also surprises me. I'd have been willing to bet body organs that they spin off they'd have gone for would have been "Wolverine."

Of course, maybe they did. If Hugh Jackman's got any sense, he said, "no."

Posted by: Landon at May 2, 2007 1:08 PM

when my friend and i first saw the trailer for across the universe, we were both so excited we could barely sit still. the thing is, maybe its bound to be an incoherent mess, or at least not a very good movie, but it still looks like the sort of movie that you'd watch and feel really really good afterwards.
something about people you can relate to, feeling confused about the world and disenchanted...wanting to do something about it...man the sixties must have been something.
maybe im just too teenaged to have a clear perspective. i just dont think this is the sort of movie that needs to be torn apart. just watch it, experience it, and appreciate it.

anyway, the impression i got was that they were really trying to treat the music with respect and all. i felt like the filmmakers were as in love with music as i am, and they had nothing but good intentions for it, just a pure hearted desire to use it passionately.
honestly, i feel like its just pretentious bullshit to go on about how the beatles were such gods and their music cannot be touched by any mortal plebians. the beatles were great, they were geniuses at what they did, and they revolutionized music - but they werent fucking perfect. a lot of people love them, and if they want to pay tribute to that love, then thats their prerogative. if you dont like it, dont fucking listen. theres nothing about art that should ever be untouchable. ever.

Posted by: bleh at May 2, 2007 9:54 PM

At least it doesn't appear to have any of the Bee Gees in it. I mean it can't be as bad as St. Pepper's, right?

Posted by: funtime42 at May 2, 2007 10:36 PM

Any time Across the Universe comes up, I can't help thinking about that god damned Sgt. Pepper's. Across sounds even worse, because more pretentious.

More excellent Shakespeare films: Kurosawa's Ran (from Lear). Peter Brook's King Lear and Zeffirelli's Romeo & Juliet, although too much Shakespeare was cut out of both. Peter Hall's Midsummer Night's Dream (with naked young Helen Mirren), but good luck in finding it.

Posted by: Janis at May 3, 2007 3:49 AM

Janis - I agree about Ran. You know, I used to adore the Zeffirelli, but I saw it again recently and I found it unexpectedly smelly. Not sure what happened there.

Posted by: Ranylt at May 3, 2007 8:46 AM