September 30, 2008 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | September 30, 2008 |

The trailer for Will Smith’s next flick, Seven Pounds is out — it comes from the same team that brought us the manipulative, tearjerking, grammarian-abusing, The Pursuit of Happyness. Here’s what’s odd about the trailer for Seven Pounds — it gently pulls at your heartstrings, yet it gives nothing away. I don’t think.

So, for shits and giggles, let’s try to figure out what Seven Pounds is about, without looking it up. We know that Will Smith’s character apparently ruined his life in seven second. We also know there are seven strangers on a list. It looks like he’s giving something away. The title of the movie is Seven Pounds. Is he giving away his brain? Cause, you know: The human brain weighs seven pounds, which we all know thanks to Jerry Maguire. Could it be that easy? Is that what Seven Pounds is about? Who to give his brain too?

Oh, man: That’s stupid. That’s a solid 10 on the retard scale.


Let's Play a Game with Will Smith's Brain

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Industry | September 30, 2008 | Comments ()

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