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Scarlett Johansson's Directorial Debut

By Stacey Nosek | Trade News | May 4, 2009 | Comments ()



I guess now Scarlett can now add "failed director" to her resume along with "failed musician." When is this chick going to learn that she sucks at literally everything besides being a mediocre actress? And like I always say, once you've found something that you're really, truly mediocre at, you should focus all your energies on being as mediocre as you can at that one thing. See? I could have totally been a motivational speaker. If only I wasn't already so darn mediocre at gossip blogging.

Cross-posted from Webster's Is My Bitch.



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