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First Look at Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow

And More from the Iron Man 2 Set / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | July 16, 2009 | Comments (34)

The images from this week’s feature on Iron Man 2 are just now starting to leak out. They aren’t particularly high res, but what we do know from them is that: 1) Pepper Potts is not someone you want fisting you anytime soon; and 2) Scarlett Johansson, as the Black Widow, still can’t keep her goddamn pouty mouth shut. Seriously, lady: Close it. Not half-closed or three-quarters closed. Shut yer trap. Are you trying to catch flies? Or do you have no interest in keeping your saliva inside your mouth.

I hope she crawls around on the floor with the towel.


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Iron Man is the one and only appearance by Gwynnie P that did NOT make me want to peel her skinny ass frame and feed her to wolves. Not impressed with the pic, but for RDJ, I will suffer any indignation or abuse.


*mmmm RDJ abuse mmmmm*

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: dammitjanet at July 16, 2009 11:23 AM

I still hold out hope that she won't fuck the whole movie up.

And who is Mickey Rourke? Whiplash? What is he gonna sue Iron Man for making his neck hurt? Lame.

Posted by: annoyingmouse at July 16, 2009 11:24 AM

Seriously on ScarJo's yap. Makes her look like her IQ equals her bust measurement. Though I'd be more than happy to run full tests on both.

"OK, Scarlett, the first part is reading comprehension. Make a compound word from any two words on this list:

1. blow
2. job

"You get two chances.

"No, no, that's wrong, but you get to try again!"

*sigh*

"No, that's still wrong ..."

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 16, 2009 11:30 AM

I'm going to be at Comic Con next week. First timer.

If ScarJo even glances my way, I will have a geek stroke. Or two.

And then I'll gush bromancedly-retarded words of affection at RDJ. And ask for an autograph.

Posted by: malikvlc at July 16, 2009 11:36 AM

I think her pouty lips work for her in this case. Black Widow is supposed to be a sexpot, a crazy-seductive Russian spy/assassin. The blow job lips are kind of part of her character.

Posted by: Snath at July 16, 2009 11:36 AM

I really, really love Black Widow, so I was willing to give Scarjo the benefit of the doubt, especially since I thought I was going to hate Paltrow as Pepper Potts and then she was totally charming. But looking at this picture of her crawling around on the ground in pleather reminded me that a) she can't fucking act, and b) she's going to have to pull of a Russian accent, and I'm willing to bet my first issues that listening to her roll marbles around her gaping maw trying to pull off the long o's and hard r's will make my head explode.

Posted by: Marra at July 16, 2009 11:41 AM

Actually Donny Most taught us that "'blow job' is two words."

Posted by: Jay at July 16, 2009 11:51 AM

And how many blowjobs did Ralph Malph get?

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 16, 2009 11:55 AM

All the ScarJo hate makes me so very,very sad.

RDJ in the above picture though? More than makes up for it.

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Posted by: satokofan at July 16, 2009 11:58 AM

He was just correcting someone's spelling in that instance. Nonetheless...

Posted by: Jay at July 16, 2009 12:01 PM

Eyvi, Didn't say I hate her, not at all. She's very easy on the eyes as long as I don't look above her neck. Then I think she should be packing boxes at PACE TEC or something.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 16, 2009 12:07 PM

I still haven't seen Iron Man...

Posted by: Carrie at July 16, 2009 12:08 PM

Finally a role that ScarJo seems suited for. No, I'm serious. She looks like she can pull off the villain type.

And...Mickey Rourke looks like an escapee from Battlefield Earth. Ew.

Posted by: figgy at July 16, 2009 12:24 PM

I'd do them all. But Paltrow would get it in the face in the hopes that there would be some tonsil damage that would forever render her mute.

Posted by: admin at July 16, 2009 12:25 PM

fucking puke-scarjo's in ironman 2?
that totally ruins it for me.
i so loved the first one too....whatta waste.

Posted by: gem at July 16, 2009 12:34 PM

Is it just me or does that wig look TERRIBLE?

Posted by: Vi at July 16, 2009 12:38 PM

Is that image of Gwyneth really from EW? It looks a lot like one from her Vogue shoot last year.

Posted by: Watson at July 16, 2009 12:40 PM

scarlett j. just looks... VACANT.

a real bimbo.

Posted by: trip the light fantastic at July 16, 2009 12:56 PM

This puts me in the minority, but I like Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson just fine. They don't get falling-down-drunk at various L.A. clubs, they don't feel the need to constantly talk about their marriages, and they have pretty hair.

@Watson: I think you're right. I definitely remember seeing that picture a while ago.

Posted by: Claire at July 16, 2009 1:00 PM

Is that image of Gwyneth really from EW? It looks a lot like one from her Vogue shoot last year.

To answer myself

http://www.theinsider.com/photos/815560_Who_The_Hell_Let_Her_Into_the_Summer_s_Most_Anticipated_Blockbuster

Yup, definitely from Vogue. I think June 2008 issue? But at least that means that she won't be putting on the Iron Man armour.

Posted by: Watson at July 16, 2009 1:04 PM

It's always nice when you're having a crappy day at work and you hop on to a website that you really aren't supposed to be on during work hours, only to see RDJ staring intensely back at you. They need to bottle that guy's sex appeal and sell it for a mint.

Posted by: pereka at July 16, 2009 1:07 PM

Is it just me or does that wig look TERRIBLE?

White rasta terrible.

Posted by: jM at July 16, 2009 1:29 PM

Ah, the inevitable and obligatory onslaught and piling-on at Scarlett's expense that has become one of Pajiba's defining characteristics.

And my usual defense. I never know what the hell y'all are talking about when you say she "can't act."

By the way, for those who dislike Gwyneth too, check her out in Hard Eight.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at July 16, 2009 1:33 PM

So ScarJo got the Medusa role? Well, I just think ... hey, wait, what movie is this?

And Darth, lots of us hate on Julia Roberts too. We're all about equal opportunity here.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 16, 2009 1:37 PM

Right, I love how some of the guys here at pajiba talk shit about Johansson’s look or her lips. I guarantee you any one of you guys will cut off your left nut just to smell her panties.

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 16, 2009 1:41 PM

Her panties, maybe, but I would lots rather hear David Johansen sing.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 16, 2009 3:43 PM

I liked the rumour that Eliza Dushku was in the running to play Black Widow.

That being said, I'll give ScarJo the benefit of the doubt. I have no opinion until I see the movie.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at July 17, 2009 12:05 AM

Is Mickey Rourke actually pouting in that header shot? Like one of his teeny little dogs had just wandered into the studio and he couldn't resist blowing it a kiss?

Posted by: ScienceGeek at July 17, 2009 12:25 AM

Wow, all I sense is a lot of sexual frustration.
I'm drunk.
Its orgy time.

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Posted by: william at July 17, 2009 6:19 AM

I'm a very forgiving man. Ghost World came out around the time I was ready to take a header in to an empty pool (whilst screaming I'm a golden god!) so there is a level of affection for Scarlett. Having said that, I will continue to give her the benefit of the doubt as long as she agrees to continue either keeping her mouth open (allowing for easier access) or be wearing just enough to cover the nipples and avoid too much castigation.

Posted by: bignick at July 17, 2009 7:20 AM

I like Scar Jo and Gwyneth. I like Scar Jo because she's not super thin (she's getting there but not yet), I like the way she comes across in interviews - she's funny, and I don't think she's a bad actress. I like Gwyneth because she's pretty in the classic white girl way that you never see in Hollywood anymore, she's smart, and she can act, also The Royal Tenenbaums. I like them both because I don't give a shit about their personal lives and I'm not forced to know about it through tabloids or anything. I didn't even know Scar Jo was married to RR until very recently. I love that.

Posted by: kayla at July 17, 2009 10:10 AM

Anything to keep her from singing...

Posted by: Gistine at July 18, 2009 9:53 PM