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Can the Sweet Talk? You're Giving Me a Zit / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | December 17, 2009 | Comments (20)


Look. I’m not saying it’ll ever actually happen, but you gotta start somewhere, and someone actually got the ball rolling on this one. After years of something like an ironic grassroots campaign to make it happen, it’s now official: There is a Saved by the Bell movie in the works.

Is it the reunion episode we’ve all been pining away for? And by all, I mean: Jimmy Fallon’s audience? No. Not exactly. From what I can gather, it’s not a reunion movie. It’s a big-screen feature film “based on” the original ’90s series. What does that mean? Probably an all new cast (and if we’re lucky, cameos from the original stars).

How would that work? Beats me. But, they managed to make a gritty (but fairly dull) version of “Miami Vice,” Maybe they take that very special steroids episode and turn it into a hard-hearted full-length feature. I dunno.

What I do know is that it is being developed. Jon Shestack productions (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, Dan in Real Life) has apparently secured the rights, and put a couple of producers on the project, Jeremy Stein (The Photographer) and Ginny Brewer, who also produced Ghosts of Girlfriends Past and Dan in Real Life. The project is currently out to writers.

I suppose it was inevitable, really. They’d first go for our authentic nostalgic affection, and then they’d go for our ironic nostalgic affection. What’s left, really? A Small Wonder movie, I guess. Once Hollywood has come to that, I think we can safely assume it’s officially run out of ideas.


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Comments

Isn't it Jimmy Fallon's audience?

Either way, I'm all for it. I still watch Saved by the Bell before work in the morning.

Posted by: Colin at December 17, 2009 11:08 AM

Jeeez it's not like Saved by the Bell was BSG or anything but what made "it" which was kinda charming, in a cheesy way, was the original cast.

Why the hell do they need to call this thing Saved by the Bell? Just call it the fuck something else and avoid alienating an pissing people off.

/INSTANT FAIL

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 17, 2009 11:13 AM

Jeeez it's not like Saved by the Bell was BSG or anything but what made "it" which was kinda charming, in a cheesy way, was the original cast.

Slim's got it right. Does anyone even remember "Saved by the Bell: The New Class"?
*checks IMDb*
Wait, it ran for SEVEN seasons and was nominated for a Daytime Emmy?!
*vomits on self*

Posted by: branded at December 17, 2009 11:24 AM

I'm looking forward to the feature film adaptation of The Wonder Years. You know, the one where Kevin is a smack addict and has to pimp Winnie out of his tree house? Then he and Paul try harder drugs and end up in many morally questionable homo-erotic situations. Of course this creates the Kevin/Paul/Winnie/Goat love square but at the end they all reconcile, sacrifice Winnie to Satan and live happily ever after in a zoo.

Posted by: admin at December 17, 2009 11:32 AM

While I'm pleased to have my namesake be the producer, I'm in awe that such a think would be done... why mess with a masterpiece...
The only camp value would be lost on the youngins who would see the movie!

Posted by: El L Cool J at December 17, 2009 11:37 AM

Does anyone even remember "Saved by the Bell: The New Class"?

Noooooope..

*checks IMDb*
Wait, it ran for SEVEN seasons

Reeeeeeally?

and was nominated for a Daytime Emmy?!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?!?!?!


Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 17, 2009 11:40 AM

Then he and Paul try harder drugs and end up in many morally questionable homo-erotic situations.

Posted by: admin at December 17, 2009 11:32 AM


I thought that was what they did in every episode. Wonder Years was, quite possibly, the MOST homoerotically themed show until The Jamie Foxx came on the scene.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 17, 2009 11:43 AM

I initially read the title to read Exclusive: Speyside to get the Big Screen Treatment, and I thought -- has someone been filming me? It'd be a rather dull movie -- me, drunk off my ass on Scotch, alone on a weeknight, stumbling over the dogs.

In totally unrelated news, I am massively hungover today.

Posted by: TK at December 17, 2009 11:54 AM

In totally unrelated news, I am massively hungover today.

Posted by: TK at December 17, 2009 11:54 AM

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News to whom?

You seem to think we confuse "the usual" with "the news."

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 17, 2009 11:57 AM

I thought that was what they did in every episode. Wonder Years was, quite possibly, the MOST homoerotically themed show until The Jamie Foxx came on the scene.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 17, 2009 11:43 AM


Quite right, but I have it on good authority that the director will be going for a hard ARnold.

Posted by: admin at December 17, 2009 12:13 PM

admin,

Me too, but they don't make 'em like that anymore.

Posted by: , at December 17, 2009 12:26 PM

It'll be the the same characters as their glorious 90's selves, but fish out of water style, it's present day.

Like The Brady Bunch Movie.

Lot's of multicolored overalls, jokes about VCR's, and white hip-hop.

Fun.

Posted by: Brian at December 17, 2009 12:31 PM

Is that picture for the new Twilight movie?

Posted by: George at December 17, 2009 12:42 PM

Do you think the movie will feature Tori? I wonder what she's been up to. Oh, nothing.

That's a surprise.

Posted by: becks at December 17, 2009 1:24 PM

Uh, Dustin? Hot Tub Time Machine IS the indicator that they've run out of ideas.

Posted by: Jim Doggie at December 17, 2009 2:25 PM

Hopefully Screech robot Kevin will also be in it.

Posted by: series at December 17, 2009 4:08 PM

That header picture is really, really, really gay.

(Not that there's anything WRONG WITH THAT. Just sayin'.)

Posted by: MM at December 17, 2009 6:16 PM

Even if Mr. Belding went off his happy meds, finally gave into to his carnal urges and forcibly squat-humped Screech in the cafeteria, this movie would still even then only be marginally entertaining.

Why don't they just make a big-screen version of "Kid Video" while they're at it?

Posted by: bleujayone at December 18, 2009 11:11 PM

I just want to know what their hands are doing down there off-camera in that pic.

Posted by: lainiefig at December 19, 2009 9:48 AM

I wanna see Vicki turning out to be a psycho robot coming from the future to avoid the end of the days (megan fox can pull that off!)

Posted by: james at December 19, 2009 7:10 PM





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