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Samuel L. Jackson to Star in Everything, Ever

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (27)



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Samuel L. Jackson is going to be one busy son of a bitch for the next few years. He signed a monster nine-picture deal with Marvel Entertainment to play Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., in the majority of their upcoming Avenger origin movies. However, the word still isn’t out on whether or not he’s going to appear in Kenneth Brannagh’s Thor, apparently. According to Slashfilm, in a recent interview Jackson stated:

Nobody’s told me anything. I was reading the trades last week and I saw the [Thor] cast list. My name was in it, so maybe I am doing something that I don’t know about and I’ll hear about it soon.

Curious. You’d figure that, since he’s eventually going to be a major player in the franchise, he’d know one way or another at this point, since Thor is supposed to already be in pre-production, and since they’ve already cast roughly 10,000 characters, I assumed Fury would be one of them. Even more puzzling is that Clark Gregg, who played Agent Coulson in Iron Man, is confirmed as having a role in Thor.

It’d be an added bonus to see Jackson there, but let’s be honest — it’s not like we’re gonna be short on Nick Fury in the years to come.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. Jackson is apparently also developing and co-writing a comic book. The series, called Cold Space, is apparently about “an on-the-run-outlaw crashlanded on a planet in the middle of a civil war.” It hasn’t started its run yet, though a website called Bleeding Cool (who also provided the preceding quote) snagged the first image:

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Hmm … looks suspiciously like Nick Fury. I mean Sam Jackson. You get the point. Anyway, after that, I believe Jackson is set to direct, write, produce and star in Avatar II, record an album, save the whales, destroy Godzilla in one-on-one combat, open a chain of bakeries called I’ve Had It With These Motherfuckin’ Cakes, and eventually retire to the moon.

Like I said — dude has a full schedule.









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Comments

Agent of Shield, MOTHERFUCKER!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 27, 2010 11:25 AM

As long as there's liberal use of the word MOTHERFUCKER, I'm down. No one else says it quite like Sam.

Posted by: Carolina Girl at January 27, 2010 11:34 AM

You know what I'd watch? I'd watch a reality show called, "I've Had It With These Motherfuckin Cakes" where S.J. walks into Cake Boss and Ace of Cakes, etc. with a baseball bat and beats down all those stupid ass towers of sugar and shortening.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 27, 2010 11:54 AM

I want to get Jackson, Patrick Stewart, Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones in a room and just listen to them say "Motherfucker" for about three hours.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at January 27, 2010 11:55 AM

Umm.... what happened to the George Lucas article?

Posted by: Drake at January 27, 2010 11:56 AM

@Carolina Girl, I agree SamJack's synonymous with motherfucker, but admit it, hearing MORGAN FREEMAN say it in Wanted was a SUBLIME moment in cinematic history. I already loved Morgan Freeman, hearing him say "Motherfucker" made me wanna be his son so I could tell my grandkids "No one can cause an impact on the history of mankind like your grandpa saying "motherfucker.""

Posted by: Daniel Valentin from Puerto Rico at January 27, 2010 11:57 AM

for us non-comic book geeks, who's Nick Fury and why is he gonna be in all of these movies?

Posted by: figgy at January 27, 2010 11:57 AM

You know what? Samuel L. Jackson is awesome and more badass than you can imagine combined in a burrito of HOLYCRAPDIDYOUJUSTDOTHAT?!?!?!?! I'd watch him read the dictionary, sitting in an armchair, by the fire, in a fucking robe with a pipe. Cuz you just know he's gonna get to that second word and slam the book shut, throw it into the fireplace, say, "I'm tired of this motherfucking book in my motherfucking DEN!", get up, kick your ass, and then put the pipe out in your ass.

Cuz that's how he rolls. And it gets you hot.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at January 27, 2010 11:59 AM

As long as there's liberal use of the word MOTHERFUCKER, I'm down.

I'd love for that to be the case as well. However, given the typical rating for comic book adaptations, especially those trying to max out their box office, I have a strong hunch this will end up being a big dose of PG-13 Samuel L.

Motherfuckers.

Posted by: branded at January 27, 2010 12:00 PM

Nick Fury was the badass of SHIELD, the government organization that kept tabs on all the supervillians (and superheroes). They were military dudes that were equipped to handle SUPERPOWERS! And he was their leader.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at January 27, 2010 12:00 PM

My Nick Fury will always be David Hasselhof, and no amount of Marvel retconning and race-altering can fix that.

LONG LIVE THE HOFF AND HIS BAD TV MOVIE.

Posted by: Nat Kittyface at January 27, 2010 12:02 PM

Who would win in a fight? Samuel L. Jackson or Mr. T?

Posted by: superasente at January 27, 2010 12:06 PM

I have actually had it with these mutherfuckin' cakes, so bring on the confectionary pain, you bad ass baker.

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at January 27, 2010 12:07 PM

"Nobody’s told me anything. I was reading the trades last week and I saw the [Thor] cast list. My name was in it, so maybe I am doing something that I don’t know about and I’ll hear about it soon."

Can I just say I fucking LOVE this man? For a major Hollywood star to take such a laid-back, "call me when you need me" attitude, rather than preening and whining and insisting on Tofurkey!!!, is just awesome.

Posted by: Todd at January 27, 2010 12:08 PM

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a glare from Samuel L. Jackson will liquefy your kidneys.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at January 27, 2010 12:16 PM

Sam Jackson will star in pretty much anything, because deep down he knows that, no matter how BAD the movie is, HE will be the best thing about it and come out unscathed. Seriously, am I the only one who's been in this scenario?:
"Dude, we gotta see [X movie]!"
"I dunno, dude, the premise didn't really catch my attention..."
"It's got Samuel L. Jackson in it."
"SAM JACKSON?! I'm SO there, dude!"

And for the record, whoever fucking complains about using Ultimate(aka Sam Jackson) Fury over the original one, please go suck a cock. The fact is that, if you analyze both characters objectively, Ultimate Fury is a WAY more likable, usable and cinematically viable character. Also, the original Nick Fury is a WW2 vet, which would rob a shitload of impact from the Captain America movie.

Posted by: Daniel Valentin from Puerto Rico at January 27, 2010 12:17 PM

I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING LOKI ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING MIDGARD!

*cream*

Posted by: superasente at January 27, 2010 12:29 PM

Rediscovered my love for Samuel L. Jackson via Pulp Fiction the other day. "This is some fucked up, repugnant shit." He pretty much owns that film.

Posted by: the new transported man at January 27, 2010 12:40 PM

"save the whales, destroy Godzilla in one-on-one combat, open a chain of bakeries called I’ve Had It With These Motherfuckin’ Cakes, and eventually retire to the moon."

I have just spit my soup all over my keyboard...in front of colleges...god love ya TK

Posted by: karen at January 27, 2010 12:45 PM

Arrgh, S.H.I.E.L.D. is NOT or at least WAS not a U.S. government agency. It was originally a U.N. agency. Basically it was a militarized version of Interpol. Marvel has over time turned it into a government agency because, I guess, supervillains fighting FBI agents wouldn't look as cool. Marvel has never really explained how or why a U.S. agency can operate with impunity all over the world, but evidently I'm the only one bothered by that.

/end pedantic rant.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at January 27, 2010 12:46 PM

Ah yes...I forgot about that, Tracer. Good point. My comment is herefore retracted.

...bitch...

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at January 27, 2010 1:03 PM

Karen. Colleges? C'mon.

Posted by: superasente at January 27, 2010 1:05 PM

My 4 year-old niece apparently LOVES Samuel L. Jackson. Her favorite quote for the longest time was reciting verbatim the entire "Honey, Where's My Super Suit" banter from "The Incredibles". It was adorable hearing her switch between the wife's voice and Jackson's Frozone being perfectly inflected through her tiny voice.

Well, rather it was adorable until the day she decided to improvise off the cuff. Somehow she heard Jackson in another role that probably wasn't intended for an aspiring mimic, and thought it would sound better if she said, "Gawddammit you tell me where my muthafuckin' suit is woman!!!!" Her mother was a little less than thrilled. The rest of us were put on notice not to park her in front of the Idiot Box from now on lest she discover and repeat something else Tarantino-esque to her classmates.

Posted by: bleujayone at January 27, 2010 2:10 PM

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MUTHAFUCKING SUPERHEROES ON THIS MUTHAFUCKING FLOATING FORTRESS!

Sorry, had to throw that one out.

Posted by: Kris at January 27, 2010 6:36 PM

Awesome. So he doesn't have superpowers, just goes around kicking superhero ass?

Sounds like a job for SLJ.

Posted by: figgy at January 27, 2010 6:46 PM

I work at a bakery. I'll ask my boss if we can change the name to that tomorrow.

Posted by: Lucas at January 27, 2010 9:12 PM

Exactly, figgy. The perfect job for Sam.

I mean in real life.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at January 28, 2010 9:34 AM