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Safe House Movie Poster: Wait? Where Have I Seen This Before?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (10)



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Below is the new poster for Safe House, a film that a lot of A-listers attempted to land but one that ultimately went to Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds (Reynolds got the gig back before Green Lantern was released, i.e., when he was set to be the next big action star, i.e., before he crashed and burned like a Gator cheerleader trying to bed Tim Tebow). The movie actually sounds good — it comes from Swedish director Daniel Espinosa, who gained a lot of recognition with his film, Snabba Cash — and the script comes from David Guggenheim, a formed editor at US Magazine who sparked a bidding war with this debut script.

But the poster looks atrocious.

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I don’t know much about design, but this? The level of asymmetry is astounding. It looks like two separate movie posters slapped together haphazardly before a mad dash to Kinkos. In fact, I think I’ve seen variations on those two posters before, including these two:

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Hey! Poster makers: You can’t just rip off two separate movie poster ideas, cram them together, and call it a new idea. That’s the job of the studios. You’re supposed to make their unoriginal ideas look original, not the other way around.









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Comments

I think this is actually stolen from Denzel movie posters, to be honest. The Mechanic is a ripoff of Denzel in the first place.

Why the fuck does my comment keep getting blocked? I'm not allowed to link to pictures that support my argument?

Fine. The movie posters for:

Book of Eli

Man on Fire

Training Day

All feature Denzel walking away from something (usually fire) whilst looking slightly to the left.

They just let Reynolds do it this time. Denzel can steal his own shit. Statham should apologize.

Posted by: Pfft at January 3, 2012 11:41 AM

What bothers me most is that the two sides are totally out of balance. Maybe that's supposed to indicate something, but other than an amateur layout artist, nothing comes to mind.

Posted by: Reba at January 3, 2012 12:00 PM

But the poster shows us that the movie is in Seattle! ...or Auckland ...or Toronto...

which city with a giant needle is the location?

Posted by: Sara Tonin at January 3, 2012 12:16 PM

But the poster shows us that the movie is in Seattle! ...or Auckland ...or Toronto...

Not Seattle. My uneducated, Seattle-bound guess: Toronto.

Posted by: MM at January 3, 2012 12:22 PM

It's actually much simpler than all that.
This poster says "That guy with the abs, and that guy who can act."

(i.e. body / face)

Posted by: Scott at January 3, 2012 1:45 PM

Toronto as New York, Boston, etc...

Isn't that the CN tower in the background?

The trailer is worse than the poster...

Why RR? Too soon for another Chris Pine / Denzel movie after Unstoppable? I'd be more likely to see that pairing again.

How does RR still get work? The only other less deserving actor is Sam Worthington...

Posted by: reaperslogic at January 3, 2012 2:49 PM

Sara & MM - its definitely not Toronto. The CN Tower doesn't have a little bulby thing below the main bulby thing.

It's also on the lakefront, and I don't see any lake fronts (or lakebacks) in the photo.

Posted by: Bert at January 3, 2012 2:54 PM

its Johannesburg, of course no-one is safe....

because the city in the background is Johannesburg South Africa. And Johannesburg has a high crime rate. Need I spell i out more?


As a CapeTownian i have to give a reality check and add that most of the movie was filmed down in sunny Cape Town.

Posted by: stofjas at January 3, 2012 3:42 PM

We saw the trailer for this movie at MI and all I could think was that RR better bring his acting abs with him or Denzel is gonna make him his bitch.

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