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How Good an Actor Is Ryan Reynolds?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (46)



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We’ve mentioned Ryan Reynolds’ next project, Buried, a couple of times already. He signed on a couple of days after The Proposal elevated him to A-level status (he has also since signed on to a Deadpool spin-off and as The Green Lantern). Reynolds guessed that it’d be a good idea to get one last indie hurrah out of the way before he becomes the next big superhero dude.

And, as we mentioned, Buried is about a civilian contractor who’s kidnapped in Iraq and awakens buried in a coffin in the desert, armed only with a cell phone, a candle and a knife.It comes from respected Spanish director Rodrigo Cortes. And the entire movie takes place inside a coffin. A one-man show. Inside a coffin. Ninety minutes. Trapped inside a dark, enclosed space underneath a couple of feet of earth. Stuck. In the dark. Unable to move. For ninety minutes. All he has is a lighter and a cell phone, which he uses to try to save himself (he doesn’t know where he’s buried) and/or to say goodbye to his wife. Cause he’s stuck inside a coffin. In the dirt. With nowhere to go.

Filming has apparently already started, and Twitch has revealed the first image from the film. I suspect most of the film will look exactly like this, with a few small variations. On account of the fact that Ryan Reynolds is trapped in the ground, stuck inside a coffin, left to die in the dark.

My guess is that you could just listen to the audio only while looking at this photo, and that’s probably all you’ll need. Doesn’t mean I’m not stoked, though. You don’t see a lot of newly minted stars jumping into a one-man show inside a coffin before cashing in on their newfound fame. Good for you, Ryan. And what the fuck are you thinking?

Claustrophobics are welcome!

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Comments

Even if he pulls off the performance of a lifetime, I think this film is going to be unbearable to watch. It's giving me a bad case of the screaming habdabs just thinking about it.

Posted by: Snath at August 19, 2009 9:17 AM

Just looking at that still freaks me the fuck out. Good luck RyRey.

Posted by: Cindy at August 19, 2009 9:21 AM

It's bound to be better than watching someone be stuck in a Phone Booth for 80 minutes (what were you thinking Colin Farrell?!).

Are they planning on doing flashbacks while in the coffin (ie. Kill Bill)?

Posted by: Colin at August 19, 2009 9:27 AM

So what's the film about?

Posted by: laredo at August 19, 2009 9:28 AM

Isn't this subtitled "TK's Basement-the Barbado Slim Story" ?

Posted by: Mrcreosote at August 19, 2009 9:28 AM

I'm gonna need him to move that light source to the right and down. Theeere you go.

Posted by: tf breakher at August 19, 2009 9:29 AM

So wait, is it a cell phone, candle and knife, or lighter and cell phone? This obviously makes...no difference. He's dead.

Posted by: Django at August 19, 2009 9:30 AM

90 minutes in a coffin with a camera down by his feet?

why the hell is he wearing pants?!

stupid film-makers! GRRR.

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2009 9:32 AM

HBO is developing this into a series.

Six Pack Under.

Posted by: laredo at August 19, 2009 9:38 AM

That is pretty much my what my nightmares are made of. The being trapped in a coffin part. Not the Ryan Reynolds part. Those are very different dreams.....

Posted by: Nimue at August 19, 2009 9:38 AM

I'm not sure I can watch this. There was a Twilight Zone in the ... 80's, I think, where a female convict had concocted an escape plan that had her being buried with the next person to die at the jail. She made a deal with the guy responsible for digging the grave to dig her up after the burial.

And just who did she wind up being buried with? The gravedigger. OMFG!!!! Total freakout.

Posted by: mswas at August 19, 2009 9:44 AM

I find it very hard to believe that even the best screenwriter could sustain a story for 90 minutes that only took place in a coffin with one character. I bet we'll see some of RyRy before he gets buried and then cut to either flashbacks or scenes of his loved ones, who he calls on the cell phone.

Also, any bets that that knife is what he uses to finally do himself in?

Posted by: Macafee at August 19, 2009 9:50 AM

Firstly, I second all thoughts of hibbity jibbity, and will not ever be able to bear seeing this film. Despite the yumminess of the inevitably dead.

Secondly, laredo, I just cracked up at that; best way to start my morning. Thanks, man!

Posted by: Patty O'Green at August 19, 2009 9:50 AM

I'm still not sold on him being two superheroes. I mean, he's cute and all, but just...overload. Look at what happened to Jude Law. One second he was all that, then he did like 150 movies in one year and now he's playing second fiddle to RDJ.

And there's no way I'll watch this. The very idea is terrifying.

Posted by: figgy at August 19, 2009 9:51 AM

Little known Ryan Reynolds fact: When they finish shooting all of his scenes for a movie, he always makes the Assistant Director announce, "that's a Reynolds Wrap"

Posted by: laredo at August 19, 2009 9:52 AM

mswas, just reading that my skin crawl - GAH!

Oh Twilight Zone...my college roommate calls occasionally pretending to be that doll that killed people.

Stupid bitch.

I love TZ as much as anyone (not to be confused with TMZ - shudder), but it creeps me the fuck out more often than not.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at August 19, 2009 9:54 AM

You're 2 for 2, laredo.

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at August 19, 2009 9:54 AM

Note to self: check body for cell phones, knives, lighting equipment and camcorders next time I'm burying someone.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 19, 2009 9:59 AM

A lighter and a candle for romantic lighting
A knife to cut off his shirt
A phone to call the next day
90 minutes of Ryan Reynolds in their box

This poor bastard was buried by Pajibans.

Posted by: laredo at August 19, 2009 10:17 AM

Ooooooh, somebody stop him!

*licks finger, touches laredo's ... arm, hears sizzle*

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at August 19, 2009 10:28 AM

CROTCH CAM

Not to be nitpicky or anything, but is there enough oxygen in the coffin to even last 90 minutes? I'll assume he's already used up half of it while being unconcious.

And being buried with a candle is kinda useless if you don't have a lighter. And both of those will use up the oxygen faster.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 19, 2009 10:45 AM

Not to be MORE nitpicky or anything, but he's buried and he gets a cell phone to work? I can't even use a cell phone in my house, next to a cell phone tower. I have to walk in order to get reception.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 19, 2009 10:49 AM

I have to walk OUTSIDE in order to ger reception.

It helps if I put the important word in the sentence.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 19, 2009 10:50 AM

On the set of "The Proposal", Sandra Bullock told Ryan Reynolds how creepy it was to be buried alive in "The Vanishing". He responded by telling her how creepy it was to be buried alive in Alanis Morrisette.

Posted by: laredo at August 19, 2009 10:52 AM

In order to prepare for a role in which he'd be trapped in a wooden structure every day for 3 weeks, Ryan Reynolds conducted a series of exhaustive interviews with several actors who've had love scenes with Annette Bening.

Posted by: laredo at August 19, 2009 11:21 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the laredo Comedy Hour!

Posted by: Snath at August 19, 2009 11:28 AM

Laredo is setting off smoke detectors somewhere.

"Buried alive in AM?" That slayed me.

I've actually liked Alanis on Weeds lately. I like her on weed as well. And I second the thought of the Phone Booth likeness. That was the first thing that I thought of.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at August 19, 2009 11:29 AM

How is he going to get his shirt off in that tight space?

Posted by: Eep at August 19, 2009 11:31 AM

Oh laredo, now you're just trying too hard. And you were doing so well! Really, laugh-out-loud funny.

And yes, I will not be watching this. Too claustrophobic for me!

Posted by: tamatha at August 19, 2009 11:34 AM

Well . . . he's going to rip his shirt off and do ab-crunches while he's on the phone, right? If Ryan's not being droll and sarcastic, I need something to look at. And he has several somethings.

Posted by: Lauren at August 19, 2009 11:47 AM

The script for this movie was reviewed on a screenwriting site: the reviewer found the screenplay to be impressive and compelling and placed the script in his personal top 25 (of unfilmed scripts).

Posted by: anonymous at August 19, 2009 11:56 AM

Didn't they already do this on CSI?

Posted by: Cuno at August 19, 2009 12:01 PM

I'm looking forward to reading the review of this. Unfortunately I'll never be able to watch it because AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'm jumping out of my skin just thinking about it. Hold me Ryan. Just not while you're in the coffin.

Posted by: marya at August 19, 2009 12:37 PM

You see, I get that it is similar to Phone Booth, but it isn't THAT similar! Sure, you are trapped with your impending doom, but Colin Farrell could BREATH! And see. Plus, his predicament often involved the safety of other people over himself.

Plus, Phone Booht didn't give me the hibbity jibbities... There is nothing more soothing about having your death spelled out for you than hearing it in the tones of KS.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at August 19, 2009 12:43 PM

I smell the Verizon tie in and sponsorship. "Can you hear me now?"

Posted by: Melody at August 19, 2009 1:03 PM

I am in a pretty good sized room gasping for air because of this. My biggest fear (besides Palin/Pratt 2012) is that I am buried alive.

I am a Ryan Reynolds fan, but apparently my love knows bounds. I can't watch this, i'm shaking....

Posted by: Rubble44 at August 19, 2009 1:39 PM

the good idea is :he's shirtless! his abdominal muscles is very talented and the pitch is "cool"

Posted by: carrie at August 19, 2009 4:19 PM

How many people have managed to pull off the one man show? Tom Hanks...and...wait, is there anyone else?

Posted by: Deistbrawler at August 19, 2009 4:57 PM

If Reynolds and cortes can pull of this miracle, then Reynolds will be an automatic household name. Bet on it.

Posted by: Corey W. at August 19, 2009 7:20 PM

If this is well written, and it very well might be, it'd make for a fantastic live stage production.

Then again, I said that about Bug and then...

Posted by: laredo at August 19, 2009 7:42 PM

Aw, Rubble, I feel you. It's a horrible thing to think about.

There's a scare-fest at the amusement park here every Halloween, and some people PAY EXTRA for a simulated live-burial called the Motion Simulator Coffin Ride, where they nail you in a coffin & then "bury" you.

Yeah. I don't get anyone who'd want to fork over a tenner to experience that.

Posted by: Lauren at August 19, 2009 9:58 PM

Enclosed spaces don't freak me out, but getting tangled in clothing/sheets does. I hate feeling wrapped up or tied up. Which is why I sleep naked.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 19, 2009 11:13 PM

the horrible truth, eh MelBivDevoe? announcing your bedtime nudity on a thread and no one listens. they are too blinded by ryan's abs. hell, Mel could sleep in a coffin like dracula but she's no ryan reynolds, they say.

well fuck them. you know what? i sleep naked too!
(you are not alone)

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2009 11:57 PM

Ahhgh, no. I can't, can't can't watch that. Just the thought(and yes that TZ), no. No, no, no.

Deist: Krapp's Last Tape, Not I (Beckett)
La Voix humaine (Poulenc/Cocteau)
Ewartung (Schoenberg, not be mistaken
with any Argentinian balcony
chant)

Laurie Anderson is quite the one-woman army
That one episode of Family Ties?
Billy Corgan's Hostile Takeover Pie Chart
Gallagher: 3D
Billy Bob Thornton and the...oops.
David Leisure Fanclub Forum
Diamonda Gallas Has Feelings Too!
One Night in Carrot Top
The Joe C. Memorial Symposium: A Quest
for Peace
Revisions: The Art Installations of
Frank Stallone
The Friends of Elisabeth Hasslebeck
Halftime Revival Tent
The Coalition for the Resurrection of
ThirtySomething
Brother, Where You Bound and Gagged?
Tek-War Appreciation Book Club
Mauricio Kagel: Life, Beethoven, Enema
Win a Date with Arvid From Head of the
Class
Jewel: Busking for Yodels
Two words: Victor Meldrew
Bright Lights, Big Stiffy
Shades of Scolari: Talkin' Bout Influence
Where Yakovs Fear to Tread
M. Richards Shares a Message in Caring
The Vagina Monologue

Sorry I write so much bunkem, friends. My sleep specialist says doing something that isn't laying sticky sweaty motionless in my humid bedroom with a distant, judgemental and witholding bed takes off the pressure.

It better work.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at August 20, 2009 12:49 AM

Thanks, gp. I should've known better then to try to compete with RyRey.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 20, 2009 10:01 AM

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at August 20, 2009 12:49 AM

Holy shit, did that even make sense? I'm drunk...I think you just scrambled my brain.

Posted by: Deistbrawler at August 21, 2009 3:15 AM


















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