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Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman in One Film?


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Trade News | March 11, 2010 | Comments (23)


This may be a crap movie, but hell if it ain’t good casting. Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman have signed on to Change Up, yet another one of those body-switching movies. The script comes from Jon Lucas and Scott Moore, who wrote The Hangover, and David Dobkin (The Wedding Crashers) — who was the Todd Phillips of Hollywood during those few years when Todd Phillps relinquished the throne — is set to direct.

This one is a … what … a bromantic take on the body-switch comedy? Bateman will star as a responsible family man who switches bodies with Reynolds, who is playing a lazy man child. (I don’t blame him — I’d switch bodies with Reynolds, too. I’ll let the rest of you finish that joke).

The thing about these body-switching movies is that, in general, they are very bad. But they are also weirdly fun to watch. They’re fucking irresistible. I don’t understand what part of our brain identifies with the premise, but man: Candy. (Also: Man Candy).

Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman, people. There’ll be enough wry humor in this film to rip a hole open in the sarcasm continuum.

(Source: THR)


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Comments

SQWEEEEEEE!!!!!

mmmm man candy. I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: SnowCrash at March 11, 2010 5:30 PM

Well, strictly speaking, I wouldn't want to SWITCH bodies with RR, so much as merge.... Repeatedly.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at March 11, 2010 5:35 PM

Could one switch bodies with RR but opt to keep ones own eyes? Coz, you know, that cross-eyed thing would probably be really difficult to live with.

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 11, 2010 5:40 PM

This sounds boring. They had the right idea when they did The Hot Chick...just the wrong story and the wrong cast.

See...do we really care if a woman switches bodies with another woman? Or if a man switches with another man? Fuck no.

I think it would be more interesting to see a man have to be a woman and vice versa. A guys first period, their reaction during sex, having to put on makeup and wear a thong. A girls perspective of being able to piss at a urinal, to know what it feels like to wake up and scratch your balls, to get kicked in the balls.

I also wonder if a guy becomes a woman if he would seriously just sit around and play with his own breasts all day.

That's just me though.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at March 11, 2010 5:41 PM

Deist, I'll thank you to stay out of my screenplay journal.

Posted by: vikky at March 11, 2010 5:46 PM

There's a commenter name I haven't seen before. Snow Crash is awesome.

Posted by: Eep at March 11, 2010 5:52 PM

um... DeistBrawler... a hot chick switching places with a dude (Rob SCHNEIIIIIDER) WAS the plot to "The Hot Chick" :)

it was actually kinda funny...

Posted by: Tammers at March 11, 2010 6:03 PM

hummunuh.

i so love that jason bateman's career resurged.

i also can't help but calling him justin bateman sometimes.

Posted by: stopthemadness at March 11, 2010 6:35 PM

Just...SO much sarcasm. Like I hope they both take it down, eeh, a nugget

Posted by: Nadine at March 11, 2010 6:48 PM

Yum, this makes me feel...moist.

Posted by: lainiefig at March 11, 2010 7:40 PM

Who is it that hates the word 'moist'? Or is it everybody?

Posted by: lainiefig at March 11, 2010 7:41 PM

everybody! "moist" and "panties" are loathesome.
paradoxically, "moist panties" are not.

Posted by: stopthemadness at March 11, 2010 8:13 PM

You mean "soppin' draw's"

Posted by: Jay at March 11, 2010 8:46 PM

Can someone please tell me why Ryan Reynolds get so much play around here? he has been in nothing but shit movies.

Posted by: Trevorb at March 11, 2010 10:45 PM

Thank you Eep,
Long time lurker. I think this my 3rd post in 5 years. I just couldn't believe I was able to post first. On a RR movie no less! Ok now I need to calm down again.

And No. You, are all Awesome.

*Back to lurking*

Posted by: SnowCrash at March 11, 2010 10:48 PM

SnowCrash. Why so Lurky? Come out and play! Come sit by me. I have Hershey's Kisses to share. We can make fun of what the other bitches are wearing.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at March 11, 2010 11:34 PM

Was I absent the day that great Ryan Reynolds movie came out?
CUZ I CANT THINK OF A FUCKING ONE!

Posted by: logan at March 12, 2010 12:22 AM

I read that as Ryan Reynolds and Patrick Bateman and immediately thought it was going to be some kind of serial killer buddy cop film.

I don't know if I'm disappointed or not. Yay anyway.

Posted by: Schlegel at March 12, 2010 2:55 AM

SnowCrash - you must stay delurked, because after awhile the regular commenters get kind of boring, we need fresh blood.

And LwaE, you're trying to tempt her (him?) with Hershey's Kisses? Hershey's Kisses?! Don't you have something more tempting in your candy basket?

Posted by: tamatha at March 12, 2010 10:23 AM

Oh, Trevorb, Trevorb, Trevorb, the point is not whether he has been in good movies or not. The point is the intense desire on the part of many to lick that washboard. *ahem*

I'll just take a moment to myself.

Posted by: cleverpeach at March 12, 2010 12:03 PM

I'm thinking that, if Dustin switched bodies with RR, he'd spend the day locked in the bathroom, fapping off at his own reflection until his dick was RAW. In which case, the whole cross-eyed thing could work out for him -- two reflections to fap to.

Posted by: jimbob at March 12, 2010 12:44 PM

Ryan Reynolds had, what? One good movie? I find him hardly awesome.

Posted by: Arthur Dent at March 14, 2010 5:27 PM

Deist, there is such a film you described. It's an Australian film called "Dating the Enemy" and stars Guy Pearce. It even involves a swapped body sex scene. Wouldn't that be an interesting experience?

Posted by: Typhoon18 at March 14, 2010 11:50 PM





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