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Ryan Gosling Likes Tight Wet T-Shirts and Tiny Leather Jackets

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (51)



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I have no idea when the last time I read a full celebrity interview was. I catch interview money quotes here and there — the stuff we pull out of context and make a big deal out of, but for the most part, celebrity interviews are vapid, pointless exercises in futility. They either confirm my suspicions that the celebrity in question is dumb, or they illustrate the celebrity I thought was smart is in fact an idiot. You just kind of glance at the photos while you’re flipping through the magazine to find the crossword (what? They’re easier in celebrity mags).

The point I’m getting at is this: I stumbled across an interview, via Filmdrunk, that Steve Carell conducted of Ryan Gosling this morning, and hell if I didn’t lose 20 minutes reading the entire goddamn thing. Ryan Gosling is an interesting person. How quaint a notion, right? I mean, yeah: He says some pat things that he’s probably regurgitated in 500 different interviews, but he makes jokes! He’s funny!

Also, he wears tight wet T-shirts and tiny leather jackets. Like this:

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And then there’s this exchange, between Carell (who is co-starring with Gosling in an upcoming comedy, Crazy Stupid, Love, also with Emma Stone), which kind of sold the entire interview:

GOSLING: I should let you know before we get into this that the pictures which will be accompanying this interview are basically of me in tight, wet T-shirts and tiny leather jackets going around in the rain and pretending that I’m a lot cooler than I am.

CARELL: Are these the pictures that I took?

I like this response, too:

GOSLING: I can’t tell you how many times people go, “Are you Ryan?” And I go, “Yeah.” And they say, “Can I get a picture?” Then they take the picture and realize, in that moment, that I’m not Ryan Reynolds. I can see the disappointment in their faces.

For you, Gosling. I would hide my disappointment.

Anyway, as much as I normally detest the idea of reading a celebrity interview, check this one out. It’s over on Interview Magazine. And here’s some more incentive:


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Comments

Gosling by a mile over Reynolds. And his eyes both focus where they should.

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 27, 2010 11:29 AM

Each and every Ryan is a beautiful and unique Canadian snowflake.

Note to self: You're a snowflake.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 27, 2010 11:31 AM

Self: But not a beautiful and unique one?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 27, 2010 11:34 AM

It is obligatory that every time Ryan Gosling is mentioned, I mention that I met him when I was an extra in The Slaughter Rule.

We froze our asses off during the bonfire scene together. We talked about the insanity of Montana having snow in October. I pulled my trick to touch him by saying "And I have to really hunt for gloves because my hands are so small."

"Oh yeah? Let's see." He held up his hand.

We compared. Girls glared. Child-sized hands for the win.

And yes, ladies, he's even more attractive in person.

(Sorry, it's about the only good celebrity story I have. Other than that, about all I got is the time I saw Wee Man in Fuddruckers.)

Posted by: Sara H at October 27, 2010 11:39 AM

*SORRY I shouldn't have just said "ladies." Let's keep things appropriately equal opportunity here.

Posted by: Sara H at October 27, 2010 11:40 AM

Sorry Dustin, it's always been Gosling. Glad to see you're coming to that realization.

Also, Sara H, that movie was disappointing and weird. But that could be a conclusion based on that fact that I was expecting a sports movie and got a pedophile one instead.

Posted by: ang at October 27, 2010 12:03 PM

That is a loaded and biased question and I'll have none of it, Rowles! You ask people which is better when in fact the answer is Canada. Both Ryans are Ryan and they are our final and secret weapon to obtain that which is rightly ours: the USA.

We tried with our cacophony of musical talent. We tried my making you dependent on our natural resources. Hell, we even tried by way of your motion picture industry. The two Ryans are the endgame.

On a date agreed upon by the Canadian government, military and myself; we shall unleash a pictorial of both Ryans tastefully nude and in various stages of entwinement that incapacitate the entire USA. Bunks will be filled, panties will be suitably moist, and not even your mighty military will be able to save you. You may try to send your war machine against us but they will be immobilized by the viscose snail trails left by the women and the gays as they run to their masturbatoriums in search of relief. Then we simply walk across the boarder unopposed in our lady-juice proof mukluks.

Fear the power of The Ryans!

Posted by: admin at October 27, 2010 12:04 PM

Behold the power of The Ryans as we finally avenge the death of Lorne Greene!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 27, 2010 12:07 PM

...Lorne Greene is dead?

Posted by: Jim Doggie at October 27, 2010 12:29 PM

...and we have to avenge him?

Posted by: Kballs at October 27, 2010 12:36 PM

Ang - I know, it is a bit of an odd movie, but really, I spent most of it going, "There's my high school, there's my friend Abbey, there's Matt and Paul, hey! they used one of my favorite Ryan Adams songs in the scene I was in..." etc. So I liked it more because of that. And knowing I also met Amy Adams before she was notable is interesting to me -- see her now and think "Hey! We froze our asses off by the craft services table!"

I was paid a whopping $50, but it was fun.

Posted by: Sara H at October 27, 2010 1:01 PM

The man has tattoos now!?

Gorgeous.

Posted by: grace b at October 27, 2010 1:15 PM

Oh Gosling, it's always been you!

Posted by: LowSlash at October 27, 2010 1:28 PM

Upon Lorne Greene's untimely passing in 1987, The Ryans were chosen in a maple syrup-centric competition to avenge him. All Canadians' deaths must be avenged, but this time it would be complicated by foreign soil and lack of handy washrooms. Les Ryans lived in a California-based immersion program learning to blend in, secretly praying to Lord Stanley’s, and eschewing the word toque. On Remembrance Day, when triggered by the word “Flanders” during their Simpsons-based assimilation review they will... but I've said too much. I must away. I hear the forbidding slap of a cinnamon-sugared beavertail. They've found out I can't really skate! I have to hide my passport in the nearest Smarties box after eating the red ones last. Jesus Murphy, I hope I still have what it takes to deke around those CSIS bastards. If anything happens to me, please contact my mum and say “Tickle Trunk” three times fast. She will know what to do.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 27, 2010 1:44 PM

Yes, it's always been Gosling. This is just further proof.

Also, I am excited to hear he's going to be in a comedy.

Posted by: Gabs at October 27, 2010 2:05 PM

Well if there's anything I know from Ryan's days on Breaker High it's that he definitely has the chops for comedy.

It's odd for me to see people comment on how it's weird to picture him doing commedy because he's know as a dramatic actor; for me it was weird the first time I saw him in a dramatic role (Murder by Numbers) after years of watching him on Breaker High.

Am I to assume that only us lucky Canadian's were blessed with watching Breaker High?)

Posted by: Tyler at October 27, 2010 2:26 PM

I ♥ Mrs. Julien

Posted by: replica at October 27, 2010 3:00 PM

So Emma Stone is officially hotter and more talented than Julianne Moore now? I can only assume this since you said Stone is in this movie and didn't think to mention Moore. You are going to use up Stone's It Girl status too fast.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at October 27, 2010 3:16 PM

There's room in the world for both Ryans. Personally, I think Gosling is hotter, but I'm always drawn in by Reynolds's snark.

And the picture above: H O T.

Posted by: MM at October 27, 2010 3:49 PM

So, Ryan Reynolds for bar hopping, karaoke, and sweaty, slightly drunk and therefore hilarious sex?

And Ryan Gosling for nice dress-up dinners, possibly some theatre, and then intense meaningful sex?

Posted by: Oh Yeah at October 27, 2010 3:55 PM

@Tyler - Ah, the Breaker High days. You know, crazily enough, I found Ryan's character Shawn to be highly annoying. I thought Max was hotter and Jimmy was funnier, so I had no use for him. Now of course, I could find MANY uses for him.

My Rogers Digital package continually pisses me off, because I'll be scrolling through the channels, see "Breaker High" and get excited, only to realize it's on OUT TV, which is literally the ONLY channel that I don't get with my all-encompassing cable subscription. I keep meaning to email them about this - why is the gay channel the only one you have to pay separately for? It's god damn annoying, is what it is. Sure it's 70% Queer As Folk and Breaker High reruns, but who wouldn't want THAT channel???

To address the original question in the post, Gosling, forever and always, trumps Reynolds.

Posted by: Nicole at October 27, 2010 4:02 PM

Hey Nicole,

Did you see the episode of The Office where Michael thought the show was called Queer as F*ck? I haven't laughed that hard at a mispronunciation since Newsradio when Matthew was informed he had mispronounced Joey Buttafuoco's name in the worst way possible. I still laugh when I think about it.

Anyone?

Is this thing on?

Kisses,
Mrs. Julien

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 27, 2010 4:12 PM

I remember the first time I read Sandra Bullock was tapping that sweet, sweet Gosling boy. And I thought, "Good going, Sandy." I'd tap that too , at least once a day and twice on Sundays. Yum. And this is partly why:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx2wmWpaDEM

Warning: that link is a huge time waster. I can watch it on a loop for a very long time. Consider yourselves warned.

Posted by: Az at October 27, 2010 4:18 PM

So it sounds like nobody here will mind if I just toddle off to a quiet secluded location with Ryan Reynolds and a bottle of tequila? Thanks!

Posted by: Abby at October 27, 2010 4:18 PM

Gosling for the win. Why are we even debating?

Posted by: Dorothy Snarker at October 27, 2010 4:33 PM

@Mrs. Julien - I died laughing at that joke in The Office. Oddly, the title is apt either way.

Posted by: Nicole at October 27, 2010 4:40 PM

Mmm, I would have picked Gosling in a heartbeat even before seeing this post, but I do greatly appreciate the eye candy.

Posted by: meaux at October 27, 2010 5:28 PM

Az: YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES. On all counts.

Posted by: Mac at October 27, 2010 5:37 PM

Gosling is Canadian? So you guys get all the hot Ryans, and we get what... Ryan O'Neal? Ryan Cabrera? RYAN SEACREST???

Not. Fair.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at October 27, 2010 6:26 PM

My current thoughts:
1. Shit. I am SO behind on work right now.
2. How the hell does Mrs. Julien not win EE every week? She's freaking hilarious!
3. WHO IS PLAYING THE FIRST 15 SECONDS OF A RAP SONG ON REPEAT IN THE LIBRARY???
4. Maybe I would get work done if it weren't for you funny people, ridiculously hot Ryans, and that loud asshole over there.
5. Now I'm picturing a literal asshole jamming out to rap music. Must go to bed early tonight.

Posted by: esme at October 27, 2010 6:35 PM

Gosling. Better actor. Seems like a decent fellow. Not married to Dead Eyes (Alias ScarJo). Did not know he was Candian.

Posted by: greer at October 27, 2010 7:04 PM

Calling people you don't know stupid, and then saying that you do the crossword in celebrity magazines because it's easier...really?

Posted by: Matt at October 27, 2010 9:03 PM

You're asking me to choose between Lars and the Real Girl and Just Friends?

The Gos. There's a reason why Sandy nearly jumped this piece of murdering jailbait the second he leaned in through her car window in Murder by Numbers.

Posted by: Laurie at October 27, 2010 9:13 PM

Reynolds. Gosling looks like Droopy.

Posted by: figgy at October 27, 2010 9:16 PM

Reynolds. Gosling looks like Droopy.

Posted by:figgy at October 27,2010 9:16 PM

Okay, that is true.

Posted by: greer at October 27, 2010 9:46 PM

My God, is that an impressive bulge (it is raining afterall) I see in the second picture?

Still not sure I'm attracted to Gosling, but these pics sure helped a lot.

Posted by: Vince Noir at October 27, 2010 10:53 PM

@admin

Please conquer us. I gladly accept Canadian rule (and the good healthcare and real wilderness that still exist in Canada) with open arms.

All Hail The Ryans

Posted by: John G. at October 28, 2010 12:25 AM

@Tyler
I used to love Breaker High! I think I might have watched it around the time the Saved By the Bell kids were in college or off the air. That was one of my go-to Saturday morning shows here in PA. How I miss those days.

Posted by: ang at October 28, 2010 7:31 PM

Michael Jackson. I love you so,so much. Take care and It was actually Glorious and Grateful having you here.

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Upon Lorne Greene's untimely passing in 1987, The Ryans were chosen in a maple syrup-centric competition to avenge him. All Canadians' deaths must be avenged, but this time it would be complicated by foreign soil and lack of handy washrooms. Les Ryans lived in a California-based immersion program learning to blend in, secretly praying to Lord Stanley’s, and eschewing the word toque. On Remembrance Day, when triggered by the word “Flanders” during their Simpsons-based assimilation review they will... but I've said too much. I must away. I hear the forbidding slap of a cinnamon-sugared beavertail. They've found out I can't really skate! I have to hide my passport in the nearest Smarties box after eating the red ones last. Jesus Murphy, I hope I still have what it takes to deke around those CSIS bastards. If anything happens to me, please contact my mum and say “Tickle Trunk” three times fast. She will know what to do.

Posted by: beautiful dresses at February 27, 2011 11:33 PM

Ang - I know, it is a bit of an odd movie, but really, I spent most of it going, "There's my high school, there's my friend Abbey, there's Matt and Paul, hey! they used one of my favorite Ryan Adams songs in the scene I was in..." etc. So I liked it more because of that. And knowing I also met Amy Adams before she was notable is interesting to me -- see her now and think "Hey! We froze our asses off by the craft services table!"
I was paid a whopping $50, but it was fun.

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