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Maximus To Wield Liquid Swords, And Everyone Is Kung Fu Fighting

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (19)



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There’s just too much awesome/crazy in this story to be believed.

RZA, aka Robert Fitzgerald Diggs, has been trying to get The Man With The Iron Fist made for quite some time now. No, it’s not based on Danny Rand, the Marvel Comics character, but rather it’s set in feudal China and concerns, as best as I can tell from the scattered information available, a village defending itself from marauders. RZA and the rest of the Wu Tang Clan have long had a fascination with martial arts films, and it permeates their music constantly. GZA’s Liquid Swords, one of RZA’s finest production credits, is interspersed with samples from the 1980 Shogun Assassin. He’s also fairly prolific in movie soundtracks — he did the scores and music for both Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai and Afro Samurai, among others. Dude is seriously one of the busiest people in the industry.

Now, the film is really happening. Working with a Universal-provided budget of $20 million, and with a script written by RZA and Eli Roth, RZA will be directing The Man With The Iron Fist, and he even has a lead attached:

Russell Crowe.

Yeah. The pair worked together on American Gangster, and well, Crowe could use a rebound after the dismal Robin Hood that he hopefully regrets participating in. But this? Not what I was expecting. Crowe will apparently play a blacksmith in the aforementioned village.

In an interview with E! Online, RZA had some predictably insane/hilarious things to say about it that despite said hilarity/insanity, he is dead serious about. About Crowe, he said, “I won’t spoil it for you, but Russell’s gonna be the baddest man alive…That man is in fighting shape. That man will knock you out… He’s a master of the craft (acting, not kung fu). I’m quite sure that I may learn something from him.”

I love this. I love everything about it. It’ll either be fucking brilliant, or an epically beautiful trainwreck, and either way, I’ll watch the shit out of it. To cap things off, RZA had this to say about the film itself:

“They are forced to defend themselves, and before you know it, everybody is kung-fu fighting.”

Oh God. That’s just… perfect. The film will shoot in Shanghai in December.

Just for funsies:

(source: Slashfilm)









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Comments

Russell Crowe as a *Chinese* blacksmith? -_- Uuuuuhhhh....

Posted by: Nat Kittyface at September 15, 2010 11:12 AM

Wow, someone on Pajiba expressing enthusiasm for something involving Russell Crowe? My day just got the teensiest bit brighter.

Posted by: Samantha at September 15, 2010 11:20 AM

Wooah! Oh-hoh-hoh-hoahhh!

Posted by: Xtreme at September 15, 2010 11:20 AM

See, this makes me think of Kung Fu Hustle. Which is an awesome movie, made all the more awesome by being a movie set in China featuring Asians and not Australians. I think I'll skip this and watch that another dozen times, cause let me tell you, the ridiculousness in that movie NEVER gets old.

Posted by: KatSings at September 15, 2010 11:21 AM

The Seven Samurai set in China? Japan wants its ideas back.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 15, 2010 11:29 AM

The whole Russell Crowe thing wasn't quite as off-putting as the sentence before that mentioned Eli Roth lending his "talents."

Posted by: penelope at September 15, 2010 11:35 AM

Say what you will about Eli Roth, the man knows his craft. Granted, he uses his talents to create deplorable, uninspired meh, but it's good looking, well made meh.

And why couldn't an Asian village have an Australian/white blacksmith? As long as he learns/knows the language and doesn't rock the boat, small communities tend to be accepting of singular aliens. At least, in fictional movies they are. And, this is a fictional movie, right, and not a documentary? It's the age-old story of a fish out of water who fights kung fu.

People need to stop drinkin' that Hatorade and learn to love the (experimental movies that may or may not) bomb.

Posted by: RobP at September 15, 2010 12:06 PM

Yeah I will go watch this but it may bomb spectacularly

Posted by: yerocef at September 15, 2010 1:02 PM

Robin Hood was good.

Fuck y'all

Posted by: oh god at September 15, 2010 1:26 PM

Afro Samurai was a busy mess, but great fun. I'll watch this.

Posted by: superasente at September 15, 2010 1:28 PM

Oh.

Are we making Russell Crowe dances with Chinese people now? I suppose this is yet another 'White Messiah Complex' movie, *yawn*.

Posted by: Vi at September 15, 2010 1:40 PM

Robin Hood was good.

Fuck y'all x 2.

Posted by: Stella at September 15, 2010 1:50 PM

cuz it would have been crazy to cast jackie chan. why cast a fit kung fu chinese dude when you can show your moxie twistiness by casting a tubby australian.

cocaine is alive and well in hollywood

Posted by: idleprimate at September 15, 2010 6:50 PM

Robin Hood was good.

Fuck y'all x 3.

Posted by: Jen at September 15, 2010 7:24 PM

*head explodes* I heart the RZA.

Posted by: wuggle at September 15, 2010 8:45 PM

Why not a white guy? I thought John Wayne made one hell of a mongol when he played Ghengis Khan.

Posted by: Jack Random at September 17, 2010 12:27 AM

---Crowe's wasting his precious time and ours on routine,
predictable franchise slum drivel.

------------WHY????

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