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Ron Swanson's Valentine's Cards Will Rock You Like a Meat Tornado

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (8)



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Posted by: MRod at January 11, 2012 2:41 PM

They left out: "You would look good as a brunette."

Posted by: John W at January 11, 2012 3:18 PM

Man, I wish I worked with funnier people who would get these references. I'd hand them out like I was in the 3rd grade.

Posted by: LOPAN at January 11, 2012 3:28 PM

I'm taking this as a compliment because that's my birthday.

Posted by: Captain Tuttle at January 11, 2012 4:18 PM

Why does cartoon Ron Swanson have no nose?

Posted by: John G. at January 11, 2012 7:11 PM

You're just so blinded by his awesome 'stache, that it's all you can see.

Posted by: MissLoveisaBattlefield at January 11, 2012 9:22 PM

totally off topic, but what are the "rules' when it comes to commenting on this site, just had a comment rejected for the first time for 'breaking a rule'...some advice would be appreciated.

Posted by: jimgooseridesagain at January 12, 2012 2:26 AM

It sucks that the bf is not into Parks and Rec, because I would love to tell him he had me at meat tornado. I already have to explain most of my jokes, this would be too complicated. I'm gonna go with the nightmarish hell-scape instead, that's pretty much how he feels about V-Day.

Posted by: PrincessPiglet at January 12, 2012 10:59 AM