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I know I'm in the minority, but I thought Superbad was just sort of cute and really nothing to write home about. I'm not excited to see another derivative project by Rogen and Goldberg. Rogen's charming but I don't think I'd go as far as to say he's talented.

I'll give you my porn expense account when you pry it from my cold unfeeling hands.

Actually, you could probably take it right now if you wanted, as I've been sitting on them for the past 10 minutes. I was planning on giving myself a Stranger when you interrupted me.

BWeaves, you have a point. Hopefully we'll see more sex toys than cheap DVDs.

Can you imagine the episode where the new artificial vagina comes in, and the pretty girl who works with them for some reason happens to walk in on Rogen in the supply closet "testing it out"?

Oh, the hijinks.

Now BWeaves I'm all for the adventurous forms of, shall we say, making the toes curl. But how often do you visit this store to now what the particular clientel is on any given day?

And the really important question is, of course, who visits on Sunday. I'm betting its good church going folk who have just confessed all their sins so they can start fresh Sunday afternoon. Roooowr!

Minneapolis has our quaint little SexWorld. It's a lot like BWeaves' place, except for the extremely creepy private movie booths on the second floor. I hope their employees get hazard pay.

"I hope their employees get hazard pay."

Jesus. No shit. It's hard to believe there are still little boothes for hard-ups to get their hards off.

The reason that porn stores are dying is because with the advent of the internets you can be a perv in the confines of your own home without getting caught up in any legal entanglements. But porn stores will never truly die as long as there are married women out their who refuse to satisfy their hard working husbands sexual desires. It pisses me off when women want to hold on to their pussies like it's the hope diamond or something, then they get upset when men don't want to talk about their feelings, maybe if they gave it up once in a while men would be inclined to talk. I'm not a big fan of showtime, but this project sounds funny.

Porn stores alive and well in Houston as well. They have big billboards up around town, and the one by my house is on the fringe of a really good neighborhood on a major thoroughfare so their rent must be sky high and they're still in business.

I'm not a Rogen fan. I feel like he's the kind of guy that's around a lot of really talented people and thus becomes associated with their talent, but really he might as well be part of the set. He may be a decent writer, though.

My fun porn store story is that my teammates and I were coming home from Mini Baja and everybody was a little cramped and loopy from the long car ride, so somebody decided it would be amusing to stop in DW's porn shop outside Dallas. We come in and there isn't a soul to be seen. Then the door to the bathroom opens and a woman's voice says "I'll be right with y'all." My head instinctively snapped to the sound and I swear she was getting down in the bathroom.

You people glorify porn stores like they are sacred temples, but when I talk about my women selling business you guys call me all kinds of names. Why the double standards you fucking liberals?

Damn Meaux, your grandma's a freak.

*heehee* She is actually the sweetest, most stereotypical baking/quilting/sewing grammie on the planet, TK. I think she'd drop with shock if she opened up one of those on Christmas morning.

So, I did not get my grammie a dildo for Christmas after all.

Many memories of the porn shop next door are coming back to me! Like the shocked looks people gave our sweet young receptionist when she mentioned that there were great deals on toys at the shop next door (meaning the actual toy store just down the road)...or the time one of our guys came in to work at quarter to eight in the morning, only to see some desparate-looking soul huddled up by the porn shop door, patiently waiting for it to open....

Dammit, I miss being next to the porn shop!

Dammit Pookie, you're right. All our preoccupation with sexual objects makes us forget the true sexual object.
Tis the Riddle of Pocket Pussies. Pocket Pussies are not strong! Flesh is stronger! There, on the rocks. That beautiful Girl. ... I tapped that. *Girl Falls to her Death* Dammit! Why do they keep doing that!

Nothing suvives recession quite like porn!

Ahahahaha! Bucdaddy, you and I live in the same town! Select Books & Video and The Other Bookstore seem to survive on some of the more prominent businessmen of this town.

I don't know if it could be considered "dumbed down," Kayanne, as it's being planned for Showtime, not "regular" cable.

Pooks, you are en fuego today. Seriously, you've really elevated your game. I'm impressed.

Optimus - Love the One You're With is by Stephen Stills, not CSNY.

I love that fucking song.

Tamatha you can't be my lady because you have a habit of correcting your man in public, and that's a no no.

Pookie - Bringing mysogyny back, one "Woman you best make me my dinner!" at a time.

I can totally picture Kevin Smith doing one of his college talks and bitching out about Seth Rogen, in some rambling (but hilarious) story completely unrelated to the question he was just asked.

I fucking love Kevin Smith. I just spent about 4 hours watch An Evening With Kevin Smith and I'm completely smitten. Head-over-heels in love with that fat guy.

So he better get paids, yo.

Snath because you used "mysogyny" [sic] I am allowed to mention how my college newspaper pissed me off this morning.

The paper said, and I quote, "the way the statue was disfigured makes him think it was a misogynistic..." Now, the context of this is that a sculpture that was meant to be given to our campus was defaced in an awful manner, but it pisses me off more that on the front page of our newspaper an adjective was used in place of a noun.

"a misogynistic"??!!?!! WTF student journalists. W. T. F.

Hahaha, Snath I don't mind bad spelling, as much (i.e. see my "through" instead of "threw" when speaking to Rhyme). And this is also a blog comment.

But on the front page of a newspaper? And a noun/adjective mix up? Oh, nay nay nay, I say.

Plus, how many days do you hear misogyny brought up; let alone, in both instances, incorrect?

Optimus - I don't think I "called you out" per se, so much as simply corrected an innocent misunderstanding of the original performer of the song.

I don't know Kayanne it sounds like something stupid I wood do if I had to right an article for a collage noosepaper.

"Love the one you're with" was written and originally performed by Stephen Stills in 1970. It was later covered by Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young in 1971, because, hey, Stills was in the group.

Just well aged,BWeaves, you're like a fine wine. If you're a quirky elderly woman, I'll be your Bud Cort any day.

Optimus, yes, yes that is exactly what I'm saying. Even though our newspaper just won some huge prestigious award.

For serious.

Also, your reasons are the same as mine. Which is pathetic, since I'm a Comm major, but I am involved in the marketing agency on campus so, trade-off, maybe.

Also, I need to find a job. Any one have a suggestion as to where or what?

Preferably not in a sex shop or Pookie's brothel.

Weirdly enough, I currently work in the library, but I work in a software support field. I came to the interest meeting thinking I was going to learn about being a cool lil' librarian but thought the software support job would be cool.

Eh, it's cool sometimes. I like teaching the workshops, but sometimes things can be rather frustrating.

I'm talking about a legitimate career. Ya know, like *whispers* real world stuff.

When I was in school I worked at the biomedical library. My entire job consisted of going to get a stack of medical journals, finding articles and photocopying them, and then putting the journals back. I LOVED that job, and I seriously miss it.