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This is a lot of geek, folks. More, really, than my tiny brain can comprehend without rejecting me. The crux of it is this: There will be a Robotech movie. And if you have no idea what Robotech is, don’t worry. You’re not alone, although it might just be me and you, buddy.

Robotech, according to Wikipedia, is (Warning: Language May Not Be Suitable to Laypeople):

Robotech is a science fiction franchise that was launched by an 85-episode adaptation of three different anime television series. Within the combined and edited story, Robotechnology refers to the scientific advances discovered in an alien starship that crashed on a South Pacific island. With this technology, Earth developed giant robotic machines or mecha (many of which were capable of transforming into vehicles) to fight three successive extraterrestrial invasions.

You catch any of that? No? Me neither. It’s all Greek geek to me (haha kill me dead). Although I don’t know shit about Robotech, I do know who Alfred Gough and Miles Millar are. They wrote such classics as, Shanghai Noon! Herbie Full Loaded! The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor! and the television series, “Smallville.” They are also rewriting the script for Robotech because apparently Lawrence Kasdan’s original script wasn’t good enough. And who wouldn’t prefer a script from the guys who wrote Herbie: Fully Loaded over a man with three Oscar nominations for best writing, not to mention the fact he wrote Raiders of the Lost Ark. That’s just the sort of thing you could expect from exec producer Tobey Maguire, the brains behind that idea. Clearly, he’s planning an emo Robotech, if that’s even possible. Can mecha be emo?

I am so out of my depth.


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Comments

Robotech was HUGE in Chile when I was growing up. I don't remember much about it, except that the dudes were hot.

Posted by: SofĂ­a at November 18, 2008 4:03 PM

I don't watch anime and had no trouble understanding that description. It didn't make want to watch it, but that's beside the point.

Posted by: Sabrina at November 18, 2008 4:07 PM

Actually, emo or at least angst-ridden, is pretty much the stock in trade for the first Robotech series. The story is pretty deep though and I wonder about the sanity that goes into not using a Kasdan script.

Posted by: Adam C at November 18, 2008 4:07 PM

make me*

Posted by: Sabrina at November 18, 2008 4:08 PM

It will suck.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 18, 2008 4:08 PM

Also Robotech was syndicated in the US in the mid to late 80s, and was a typical after-school watching product.

Posted by: Adam C at November 18, 2008 4:10 PM

Good to see Vermillion checking ID's at the door. Keep the riff-raff out.

Posted by: branded at November 18, 2008 4:11 PM

You want your mecha emo, watch Gundam. One of the good ones, not that awful SD shit.

Posted by: Kat at November 18, 2008 4:13 PM

It will suck.

HARD.

Good to see Vermillion checking ID's at the door. Keep the riff-raff out.

Hells yeah. Who runs this bitch?

You want your mecha emo, watch Gundam. One of the good ones, not that awful SD shit.

Serious and halfway realistic Robotech = Gundam.

Emo Robotech = Evangelion. Or Gundam Wing. Damn that was hard to take.

Okay, Maguire. You managed to turn Spidey into a wuss (instead of a wisecrack-slinging nerd with occasional bouts of whining whenever sales got low), and I left it be. But now you gotta fucks with dis, and I gotta cut ya.

Posted by: Vermillion at November 18, 2008 4:18 PM

Mmmmmmm....Gundam Wing


good times

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 18, 2008 4:19 PM

Aw godtopus dammit! I always watched Robotech before I went to school when I was young. Then it got replaced with Astroboy and I still miss it. But Maguire,Gough and Millar are a vortex of emo & suck so nothing good can come of this.

Posted by: admin at November 18, 2008 4:22 PM

You had me until Toby McGuire. Then I died inside.

Posted by: Marra at November 18, 2008 4:22 PM

Robotech was awesome. It was the first cartoon I remember that had a long, on-going story and where characters were actually killed. It was like a animated soap opera for kids with a bunch of super cool robots fighting each other. And Minmei.

I am no real fan of anime - outside a few limited exceptions - and I love Robotech.

I loved this show. I watched over and over and even had a ton of episodes recorded on VHS. I loved the "Macross Saga" and the "Invid Invasion", but wasn't a huge fan of "Southern Cross" (who was really?)

I don't see the need for a live action movie of this. It was great for what it was, but that's it. I doubt it's aged all that well.

Posted by: ajax19 at November 18, 2008 4:25 PM

Maguire, not McGuire. Fuck.

Posted by: Marra at November 18, 2008 4:26 PM

It was like a animated soap opera for kids with a bunch of super cool robots fighting each other. And Minmei.

I am no real fan of anime - outside a few limited exceptions - and I love Robotech.

Too right, as they say.

Posted by: Jay at November 18, 2008 4:34 PM

At the time, Robotech had one of the few depictions of an interracial couple in children's television.

And they had the balls to kill off the cool guy!

Which makes me even angrier at this news!

SCREW YOU, MAGUIRE AND "SMALLVILLE" WRITERS!!!!!!!

Posted by: Vermillion at November 18, 2008 4:42 PM

Sofia it was HUGE here too! I remember my brothers going insane over it, but I didn't like all that robot shit. We used to watch like 5 japanese robot shows in the 80s. What was up with that?

I remember I'd sit through this while waiting for Candy to come on. Or Heidi. Or Lady Oscar! Did you get those over there?

Posted by: figgy at November 18, 2008 4:49 PM

Why are they turning good anime bad? As long as they don't touch Cowboy Bebop I'll be okay.

Posted by: DoubleH at November 18, 2008 4:53 PM

I used to LOVE Robotech when I was a kid. I remember it well, my middle-school years.

Then I watched Macross and realized what a shitty amalgamation Robotech was. And I cried for my childhood.

Also, nothing beats the confusion of an 11-year-old going to the video rental store and getting a Macross movie thinking it was Robotech, and being wicked confused.

Aww, I guess Robotech wasn't so bad, thinking back on it. I lurved that show so much I made my dad buy me a guidebook for the Robotech roleplaying game. I didn't even know what roleplaying was at the time, I just loved the VF-1 so god damned much.

I still do. *sniff*

I'll never forget you, Roy and Ben!

Posted by: Snath at November 18, 2008 4:56 PM

Double H, you didn't hear about the Cowboy Bebop project with Aston kutcher...no, I can't do that to anybody. sorry.

Posted by: MrCreosote at November 18, 2008 5:03 PM

I watched Macross a few times. A friend of mine had it on video. Unfortunately, it was in Japanese, so I really couldn't make any sense of it.

The series was great. At least the first and second "seasons". Some great stories, good drama, good action, cool characters. It had it all.

I was always a big Max Sterling fan. How can you not love the fact that the skinny, geeky looking guy with glasses and blue hair was one of the best pilots.

I still have a bunch of the toys in my basement. Some of them are from Japan and some from the U.S. I have a couple of Valkyres, a few destroids, an Alpha Fighter, a Cyclone, and an Invid warrior.

The roleplaying game was a lot fun. In fact, a friend of mine works for Palladium and is currently in the process of writing some new ones.

Posted by: ajax19 at November 18, 2008 5:09 PM

DoubleH, I want you to sit down. Take this hot cocoa.

It's just rumor as far as I know right now, but there might be a Cowboy Bebop live action movie set for 2011. And Akira.

Of course, there is a Dragonball movie due out in April 2009 with James Marsters as Piccolo. It even has Ernie Hudson in it. Ha!

Posted by: branded at November 18, 2008 5:11 PM

I never liked mecha anime (the only giant robots I cared about were Transformers), but I have some memories of this series. Now that the Dragonball movie is on the way, it seems Hollywood isn't happy enough with comic book and videogame based movies, don't they know geeks like me don't care about ther crappy "adaptations"? (tough, I won't get mad until they try to "adapt" a series I actually care about)

Posted by: Radlum at November 18, 2008 5:15 PM

MrCreosote and branded,

What!? Well maybe with the downturn economy they won't have the money to make the movies and they will be shelved...like He-Man.

A girl can dream right?

I was never into Dragonball, so I'm not sad/happy about a movie.

Posted by: DoubleH at November 18, 2008 5:16 PM

Robotech is epic and awesome and, like most anything, deserves more respect than these 2 will likely afford it. But it's like being angry at Michael Bay for ruining Transformers. You knew it was never going to end well.

Posted by: Darth Vomitus at November 18, 2008 5:23 PM

the EMO will probably be Minmei... ew...I still can't get the sound of her shrill whining out of my head

Watched Macross while growing up (Macross Plus is still one of my fav. movies of all time. Yay Sharon!), though my best friend was obsessive in her Robotech book collecting and anime.


oh and branded I really really really hope you're not right about Cowboy Bebop.

Posted by: Vi at November 18, 2008 5:34 PM

I'm with you here, DR. Way too nerdy for me. I'll be sitting this comment section out.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 18, 2008 5:35 PM

Mecha = Battletech.

That is all.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at November 18, 2008 5:41 PM

I am not what people ever assume to be a geek (note: that by no means implies I am cool). I don't like sci-fi or anime and I have never seen BSG. I avidly follow sports and reject much of geek culture. I never thought anything of this stuff until just now when a wave of realization hit me. When I was pre-teen, I watched every episode of Robotech cartoon series, read every Robotech novel (24 books or so; i don't know what came first but the story line followed pretty close), and played the Robotech role playing game. This entire ubergeek period of my life was glossed over in my conscious mind. This realization makes my life feel like the movie "Identity" and I just found out I'm really a big disappointment.

Posted by: Handel at November 18, 2008 5:45 PM

*set to cheesy '80s anime pop
"Bright lights, Flashing,
The feeling's smashing..
This is my time to be a Staaarrrr!"

Minmei, Ms. Macross

Posted by: Handel at November 18, 2008 5:49 PM

Does anyone else remember Star Blazers?

*crickets?*

Damn! I must have imagined that show.

Posted by: greer at November 18, 2008 6:13 PM

Does anyone else remember Star Blazers?

*crickets?*

Damn! I must have imagined that show.

Posted by: greer at November 18, 2008 6:13 PM

I was a HUGE fan, thanks to my Japanese best friend, and I can assure you: There was emo a-plenty.

Hasn't there been a trailer floating around for a while? Seems like I saw one a while back and was disappointed because it looked so different.

Posted by: louveciennes at November 18, 2008 6:30 PM

Live version of Robotech? Say it ain't so. It's going to suck. I'll stick with my DVD collection, thank you.

Really, how many kiddie show shown after school features an interracial couple (as noted by previous poster)? And one scene ended with the blond guy in bed pulling his black fiancee toward him, and the shot moved to the sheet. Yeah, (implied) interracial sex for the kiddies. I'm surprised it didn't trigger a boycott from some rightwing outfit (a la Tinky-Winky).

Posted by: True_Blue at November 18, 2008 6:32 PM

OOOUUUUUURRRRRR STARRRRRRR BLAZERRRRRRRSSS!!!!

That Star Blazers, Greer? Fuck yes I do.

Posted by: TK at November 18, 2008 7:08 PM

Star Blazers was good. I never took to it quite like I did with Robotech, but I enjoyed it well enough.

Posted by: Ajax19 at November 18, 2008 7:16 PM

"Bright lights, Flashing,
The feeling's smashing..
This is my time to be a Staaarrrr!"

Holy crap, Handel, I haven't seen that show in almost(gulp) 20 years, but that damn song was one of the first to pop in my head.

I loved the hell out of this show, but that was as a kid. I've never re-viewed it to see how it would hold up. I remember it being very soapy, but that the mechs were wicked cool. Wasn't there a whole opening segment where the ship (SDF-1?)tries to take off, but they don't understand the alien technology so the anti-gravity engines rip through the hull and float away?

And didn't Minmei have some kind of weird thing going on with her uncle/cousin, who wanted to date her and hated Rick?

It's all coming back to me. They're re-writing a Kasdan script?

Hollywood is like the drunk ass friend you keep on inviting to parties, hoping that this time they don't puke on your couch or make a pass at another guest's wife. But they always do. And then you just sigh and shake your head and do a shot.

Posted by: brodiekins at November 18, 2008 7:27 PM

OOOUUUUUURRRRRR STARRRRRRR BLAZERRRRRRRSSS!!!!

That Star Blazers, Greer? Fuck yes I do.

Posted by: TK at November 18, 2008 7:08 PM

Yes, damnitall, yes! That show was the cheese. It was so corny, overwrought and soapish. I rushed home after school to watch it. It was ridiculous and I loved it. I somehow missed much of Robotech, but I imagine I felt the same way about the Star Blazers as a lot of people felt about Robotech.

Please don't make a movie out of my childhood cartoon shows. It just kills the memories. Please make it stop.

Bitches! I can't even watch fucking Scooby Doo any more.

Posted by: greer at November 18, 2008 7:46 PM

Here's all you need to know about Robotech: massive human-piloted robots battling in the middle of cities (like downtown Tokyo or NYC).

Gigantic CGI destruction = huge summer hit.

Posted by: Fredo at November 18, 2008 9:48 PM

Ran home from the bus to watch it. It was really the first real taste of mange that most American kids got. Main characters died, violence had consequences, pacifist characters had debates with soldiers. For it's time and who it was being targeted to, it was very heady. The movie will blow, without question

To top it off my wife got me a Yamato 1/48 scale Valkyrie for my birthday. Sickest shit ever.

Posted by: djganesh at November 18, 2008 11:59 PM

I have the.....vaaaaaaaaaaaaguest of memories of this show...like...one or two fleeting images...


But honestly it sounds like a combination of stupid being made into a film by a greater combination of stupid

Posted by: nadine at November 19, 2008 6:11 AM

No matter what the film ends up looking like, if they can get the missles to look as spectacular as they do in the show, I will be happy.

Posted by: Snath at November 19, 2008 9:17 AM

Her creepy uncle/cousin was Lyn Kyle, a pacifist from Tokyo. He hated violence and sneered at the veritech fighter pilots. I vaguely remember him fighting though, being awesome at it, and then having a weird breakdown after cause he hated violence. As alot of people have noted, it had some real adult issues for a kids show. Suck it, GI Joe.

Posted by: Handel at November 19, 2008 9:35 AM

What is it with the Japanese and robots? And extraterrestial invasions? And the word mecha? Don't all of their shows revolve around this? Writing an anime must be akin to writing a John Grisham novel.

In Tokyo, a ________ (group of scientists/group of students/busty group of females) create _________ (a giant robot/a color-coded group of robots/a robot that looks like a dinosaur) that then ________ (destroys Tokyo/helps them fight aliens/makes delicious sushi) and when things get really bad they're able to _________ (make the robot(s) do the Soulja Boy/combine their robots together/summon the dark soul of Racer X) and Mecha_______ (Wang/Bot/Technanorobo 3000) is created.


What's a company that makes anime? I should give them a call

Posted by: Annie_Reckson at November 19, 2008 11:40 AM

No matter what kind of emo nerd it makes me, I still really, really, really love Evangelion.

Nothing beats Cowboy Bebop, though.

Posted by: Snath at November 19, 2008 11:50 AM

The few Japanese people I have met have been lovely, but any entertainment product from Japan that I have ever encountered has triggered either hives or kidney stones.

Posted by: firedmyass at November 19, 2008 1:26 PM

When is Hollywood gonna realize that you can't remake everything?

This is so dumb. I loved Robotech as a kid. I mean, people died in this cartoon. Like in the first episode and semi-regularly after that. Some of this stuff is impossible to remake. It'll look stupid. Just like motherfucking Transformers and X-Men. It's more forgivable with things like The Matrix as we'd never seen a Matrix series in our formative years and Keanu already acts like a drawn character(That and the Animatrix was very well done). Not that I'm suggesting it, but things like the Maxx, the Tick, Read or Die, Dragonball Z the Sandman, the X-men, the Avengers, etc.. can not be made live-action.

Or if a remake must be done, why the hell can't you make it a animated remake? I'm tired of seeing action stars about as tough as your average physical trainer. Who else is greatly disappointed with how The Comedian looks? Not even Crudup is going to be able to pull it off.

Live-action the live-action stuff like Ghost World or Y: The Last Man or V For Vendetta and leave the rest of our shit alone.

uggh.

Posted by: Jackseppelin at November 19, 2008 9:04 PM

Can Mecha be emo!? Come on! I haven't read the comments because I'm lazy, but if someone didn't mention Evangelion then I am yanking all your geek cards!

Posted by: Chugga at November 20, 2008 3:28 AM

Don't worry Chugga, it's been mentioned as being emo.

Posted by: Snath at November 20, 2008 9:50 AM

dustin you're killing me...how many cups of coffee did you have today?

Posted by: ph at November 20, 2008 2:37 PM

Watched every episode of ROBOTECH in 1985. This was one hell of a sci-fi space-opera that was years ahead of it's cartoonish brotheren in both maturity and animation technique!
I for one hope to see a kickass live action movie.

Posted by: theinvid at November 21, 2008 5:00 PM

ROBOTECH was a building block for a flood of annime gundam wing and all its other split versions derived from robotech there are all kindS of mecha wars out there but none of them contained the depth of the U.S.VERSION of ROBOTECH i dont think even the origonal version can compare it truely was a soap opera for kids and still has a impact on old fans as well as new i think a movie is just a waist of time we easily have something bigger here to produce a series there is just to much to try to put in a hour or two i would hate for this to be short changed we have the technology to do this right and if they put the money in the production i think it would pay off huge we could have another star wars if we cast it right dont screw this up so bring it on

Posted by: STEPHEN at March 1, 2009 10:43 PM