Robin Williams Set to Do the Nasty with Mickey Mouse Again
And yet, what's the next movie he has coming out? Old Dogs, a movie that makes me want to Old Yeller myself. After that, Williams has just signed on to Wedding Banned, a movie with a description every bit as awful as the title. The logline: "Williams will play one-half of a long-divorced couple who kidnap their daughter on her wedding day in order to keep her from making a mistake. The divorced parents rekindle their relationship as they elude cops and the angry groom."
Merciful angry hate fuck! Do something worthwhile with your life, Robin. Use your talent. Stop wasting it on movies that ask you to resurrect impressions of celebrities no one has even heard of anymore. No one cares about your Ethel Merman antics. Get off the Disney train. Stick to the dark side. End your career on a high note, brother.