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You Whip Out A Couple Of Swords At Your Ex-Girlfriend's Wedding? They Will Never, Ever Forget It.

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (17)



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Look, we can all agree that X-Men Origins: Wolverine blew more than a free government blowjob robot, right? Yes?

Seriously, anyone who enjoyed it, please step off the planet immediately.

That said, I have to admit that one of the best parts, however short it may have been, was Ryan Reynolds’s depiction of Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool. In fact, the first 20 or so minutes of that movie are actually quite enjoyable, and the scene in the elevator is pretty clever. After that, it pretty much goes to shit, but still.

So, when news broke that Reynolds would be reprising the role in a film of his own, I was down with it. Still pretty annoyed, since the film would once again be produced by Fox, who can fuck the dog on even the most simple of concepts, but whaddayagonnado? And honestly, the news about a potential director is pretty sweet. In fact, if you’d asked me two months ago how I felt about Robert Rodriguez directing Deadpool? I’d have been thrilled.

Rodriguez, you see, is kind of born for this kind of film. Tongue-in-cheek humor mixed with ultra-violence is kind of his thing.

That was before I saw Predators, of course, which was dazzlingly dull. I mean, goddamn, Rodriguez. How do you fuck that premise up?

Anyway, so the news, according to the LA Times, is that the negotiations between Rodriguez and Fox Studios have “moved beyond the casual discussion stage and into the more substantive realm of deal points.”

On the bright (very bright) side, the screenplay is being written by Paul Wernic and unofficial Friend Of Pajiba Rhett Reese, the two lunatics who wrote the transcendent Zombieland. That is very, very good news.

(source: Slashfilm)









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Comments

"Look, we can all agree that X-Men Origins: Wolverine blew more than a free government blowjob robot, right? Yes? "

Nope. It never happened. Everyone think Rocky V and we can just gloss it all over.

Posted by: D-Day at August 3, 2010 9:26 AM

There was a "Rocky V?" Hey look everyone, D-Day is talking nonsense!

Posted by: Kballs at August 3, 2010 9:37 AM

Don't you fret. FOX will fuck it up.

Posted by: Matt at August 3, 2010 9:48 AM

I have faith that this one will be entertaining. Rodriguez directing, RyRey starring and Paul & Reese on the screenplay - it's made of win. And thanks for the shot of Reynolds' arms. *sigh*

Posted by: Groovy Violet at August 3, 2010 10:17 AM

never understood Reynolds'appealing usually and specially in Deadpool!

Posted by: caro at August 3, 2010 10:39 AM

"That was before I saw Predators, of course, which was dazzlingly dull. I mean, goddamn, Rodriguez. How do you fuck that premise up?"

Ummm... you know Rodriguez didn't direct that flick, right? That was Nimrod Antal at the helm right there.

Posted by: Dill The Devil at August 3, 2010 10:49 AM

Ummm... you know Rodriguez didn't direct that flick, right? That was Nimrod Antal at the helm right there.

True, but when Rodriguez plasters his name and face all over every poster, and trailer, and introduces every video clip, and is on set every day... he gets to share some of the blame.

Posted by: TK at August 3, 2010 11:00 AM

I watched Predators thinking it was directed by Rodriguez, and though I enjoyed the movie I expected a lot more and was thinking during the film "what happened to Rodriguez? He could do so much better with the premise!" and then the film ended and I saw the credits and realized I was mistaken, he wasn't the director. Then the day after that I watched Sharkboy and Lava-Girl and was reminded of the real Robert Rodriguez in all his glory.

Posted by: zito at August 3, 2010 11:23 AM

C'mon this is so fucked up! You cant be Green Lantern AND Deadpool. Holy polar opposites, Batman!

Posted by: logan at August 3, 2010 11:25 AM

C'mon this is so fucked up! You cant be Green Lantern AND Deadpool. Holy polar opposites, Batman!

It's just going to be Van Wilder who saves people. Then Van Wilder who murders people. Then we'll get "Van Wilder 3: Master Debater" and we'll get to see the return of Tara Reid's skeleton.

Posted by: superasente at August 3, 2010 12:17 PM

Jim Lee can't work on Batman, he worked on the X-Men! Neil Gaiman can't write 1602 for Marvel, he (re-)created DC's Sandman! Hell, even Stan The Man Lee has written (badly) for DC. What's the difference with actors, again?

Unless you're being facetious and ridiculing fanboys like moi with dry wit and a sarcastic tongue, logan. In which case, I take back my not very funny attempt to turn your comment back on you.

Not off to a good morning, folks. But this news does give me some hope for a far off future where we all break the fourth wall and teleport in and out of warzones like we're going shopping for a new car.

Posted by: RobP at August 3, 2010 12:28 PM

I am surprised that a comment war between heroes villians and other assorteds hasn't come yet.

Posted by: LordNinja at August 3, 2010 1:29 PM

Could it be because none of us actually like Reynolds or find Deadpool a moderately overrated mess?

Hubba-whaaaaaaaaa?

Besides, Deadpool doesn't have a slew of obvious nemesii, and he's really only at his best in the Ultimate Alliance video games where they overpowered the shit out of him.

Unleeeeeeeeess.........

Posted by: D-Day at August 3, 2010 2:02 PM

I am surprised that a comment war between heroes villians and other assorteds hasn't come yet.

Nothing here is worth getting too upset over, Master Splinter.

*puff puff pass*

Posted by: Sinestro at August 3, 2010 2:13 PM

*cough cough*

I mean, really, man, some days you just want to relax a little bit. Decades of interstellar travel and galactic combat on a dimension-defining and timeline-altering scale leaves you burned out, man. You dig?

Damn this shit is good. Is this from Larfleeze's stash on Maltus?

*puff puff pass*

One toke over the line, sweet Jesus, one toke over the line...

Posted by: J'onn J'onzz at August 3, 2010 2:28 PM

On the bright (very bright) side, the screenplay is being written by Paul Wernic and unofficial Friend Of Pajiba Rhett Reese, the two lunatics who wrote the transcendent Zombieland. That is very, very good news.

That IS good news. Sure, I've been burned in the past (X-Men 3 and X-Men Origins), but dammit, I'm tired of being jaded. I want to be hopeful and excited for once. And with these guys doing the writing, RyRey, and Rodgriguez? Yeah, I'm getting excited.

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