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And is an Overboard Remake In Our Future? / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | December 7, 2009 | Comments (31)


As we wind down the Aughts and begin to look ahead to the next decade, it seems that the ’80s will likely feature heavily. We announced last year that Fox was putting together a Romancing the Stone remake (to which Prisco retorted, “Didn’t we already make a Romancing the Stone remake called Fool’s Gold?”). Dan McDermott (Eagle Eye) had been given the task of coming up with a script for the remake, which was originally directed by Robert Zemickis, starring Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner.

Now, it looks like Robert Luketic may direct the remake. Luketic is probably best known for his work as the worst director in Hollywood. He directed The Ugly Truth and Monster-in-Law, two very bad movies that apparently allowed him to fall on his ass backwards up the Hollywood ladder. Luketic has several other films in development, including Barbarella, which will probably never happen because, let’s be honest, nobody wants it to, especially with Luketic on board (replacing the departing Robert Rodriguez). A Romancing the Stone remake, however, looks more likely because 1) there’s already a finished script (though, it’s currently out for rewrites), and 2) one of the producers who put the project together is Emma Watts, who was named the President of Production for Twentieth Century Fox last month. John Davis (Norbit, Daddy Day Camp) is also overseeing development.

Romancing the Stone is an action-adventure movie about a romance writer who sets off to Colombia to ransom her kidnapped sister, and soon finds herself in the middle of a dangerous adventure. No talent has yet been attached to the remake (Luketic’s involvement doesn’t change the veracity of that statement).

Meanwhile, in somewhat related news, Sony Pictures and Overbrook Entertainment are also developing a remake of Overboard, the 1987 Goldie Hawn slash Kurt Russel romantic comedy about a spoiled princess type who fails to pay a widowed father of three for work done on her yacht. The next day, the widower pulls her out of the ocean, and she has amnesia, so he poses as her husband in order to trick her into paying him.

I haven’t seen the film — not a lot of folks did, as it only amassed $25 million at the box office, which makes it perfect for a remake, I guess.

The remake’s script comes from Bill Collage and Adam Cooper (Accepted), who are also busy adapting Moby Dick for Timur Bekmambetov. Devon Franklin is one of three producers overseeing production of Overboard, which I mention only because he was also an executive on Robert Luketic’s The Ugly Truth, and because — as of the moment — there’s an offer out to Katherine Heigl to star in the Overboard remake (see how I brought this post full circle?). My guess, however, is that if Heigl — who already has a handful of projects in development — doesn’t bite on it, then perhaps the Overboard project will quickly sink, at least until another ditsy spoiled blonde rises the Hollywood ranks, at which time the script will be dusted off, polished, and put back into production.

(H/T The Hollywood Cog)


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Comments

Overboard was a pretty funny movie. I liked it when I was a kid. I haven't seen it in a long, long time.

I just saw Romancing The Stone on cable a few weeks back. It still holds up. A re-make, however, as usual, is a bad idea and unnecessary.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at December 7, 2009 11:41 AM

Aaaaaaaw, what a cute doggie.

Nice doggie!

Does doggie has a nice coat?

So..
Who's the blonde on the right?

*brains can block things out, thankGodTopus*

Posted by: Magiel at December 7, 2009 11:42 AM

I thought the remake of Romancing the Stone was The Jewel of the Nile.

Posted by: Smoking Crater (formerly Vermillion) at December 7, 2009 11:43 AM

Maybe nobody saw Overboard in the theatre but it's hard to avoid it on basic cable.

And rewrites? Really? How many people does it take to put Wite-Out over an old screenwriter's name?

(and yes, it really is Wite-Out. I checked)

Posted by: twig at December 7, 2009 11:50 AM

Cute puppy. Who's the dog on the right?

Posted by: the_wakeful at December 7, 2009 11:51 AM

Smoking Crater: The Jewel of the Nile was the sequel to Romancing the Stone. Although for some weird reason I always think it stars Bronson Pinchot in full Balki mode, and that it's called The Jew of the Nile.

Posted by: BWeaves at December 7, 2009 12:00 PM

I haven’t seen the film — not a lot of folks did, as it only amassed $25 million at the box office, which makes it perfect for a remake, I guess.


Didn't see it in the theaters, as I was just a wee lass of 2 years. However, I LOVE Overboard. Goldie Hawn, Heigl is not. Bitch better back off.

Posted by: ashes at December 7, 2009 12:08 PM

God damn I fucking hate schnauzers.

Posted by: laredo at December 7, 2009 12:10 PM

How have you not seen Overboard? It's got Kurt Russell's Hair, Brought To You By Kurt Russell.™ It's the best hair in Hollywood!

Posted by: Snath at December 7, 2009 12:11 PM

Posted by: branded at December 7, 2009 12:15 PM

The level of suck combined will rival that of medium sized black hole. The only way it could get worse is if they cast Keanu Reeves as the leading man.

Posted by: Xtreme at December 7, 2009 12:16 PM

What Snath said.

I'm appalled.

Posted by: Jay at December 7, 2009 12:24 PM

I frickin love Overboard. They do play it a lot on various channels, and I saw it far too many times as a kid. No remake please, thank you.

Go Jim Dandy!

Posted by: Carrie at December 7, 2009 12:25 PM

Overboard was just on cable yesterday. I saw it tons of times throughout my childhood. This is the only time I would ever say this, but Kate Hudson should do that remake.

Posted by: katy at December 7, 2009 12:38 PM

Kathleen Turner movies should never be remade. No one can replace that husky voice. They might as well remake Serial Mom. And all I have to say about that is: Pussy willow, Dottie!

Posted by: Peanut_Butter_And_James at December 7, 2009 12:42 PM

God I love me some Heigl, as far as I’m concerned that broad is perfect. Heigl, don’t let those haters get you down.

Posted by: Guess Who! at December 7, 2009 1:01 PM

Who's that bitch in the Katherine Heigl photograph? She's right next to the terrier, for those who want a reference.

Posted by: George at December 7, 2009 1:19 PM

Peanut_Butter_and_James hush your mouth. Don't even put the idea of a Serial Mom remake into the universe. The idea is just to horrid for thought.

Posted by: Morgan LaFai at December 7, 2009 1:19 PM

First let me agree with everyone else when I say, how the fuck have you not seen Overboard? Are you even human? What's worse is you have a lot of people younger than you DR who "have" seen it. You have issues.

That being said.

Luketic has several other films in development, including Barbarella, which will probably never happen because, let’s be honest, nobody wants it to, especially with Luketic on board (replacing the departing Robert Rodriguez).
Thank. Fucking. God. I really, really did not want to see Rose McGowan play Barbarella. She ranks right up there with Uma Thurman as one of the ugliest bitches that people find attractive. What is attractive about Rose? She's crackhead skinny, her lips are too big, and she has the eyes of a baby killer. Let's also not forget the fact that she fucked Marilyn Manson. That's just ewww tainted right there.

Overboard? Don't remake it. You will never match the chemistry of that couple. Romancing the Stone? They will likely get someone like Channing Tatum, Chris Evans, or James Franco to play Douglas's character. Which will end with a giant ball of suck.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at December 7, 2009 1:20 PM

Oh god, for a horrible moment I thought you were gonna tell us that Heigl had been cast in the Romancing the Stone remake, which would have made an already awful idea even worse. THe Overboard news is almost a relief after that.

Posted by: dr. pisaster at December 7, 2009 1:42 PM

pisaster, it's never good news to hear that the Heigl is getting more work.

Posted by: Jelinas at December 7, 2009 1:48 PM

oh, I'm not saying it's good news. Just that it's slightly better (less horrific?) news than if she were starring in the Romancing the Stone remake.

Posted by: dr. pisaster at December 7, 2009 2:28 PM

Well, somehow I missed the Romancing The Stone news and all I have to say is STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD, HOLLYWOOD. Why is it so impossible for anyone in Hollywood to have an original thought? Is that part of your brain removed when you get there?

Posted by: Jeni at December 7, 2009 2:55 PM

No!!!! Only Goldie Hawn in her outlandish thong swimsuit and Kurt Russell's Hair should be in Overboard. That movie is all kinds of awesome, and it will just get ruined.

Posted by: bonnie at December 7, 2009 2:59 PM

Straying very much off-topic here, but I rewatched The Thing this weekend, and early-80s Kurt Russell and his glorious mane are HOT.

Posted by: MM at December 7, 2009 3:28 PM

::pained expression::

Can we just have a moratorium on using the words "Kurt Russell" and "remake" in the same sentence? It leads down to darker possibilities that I don't care to think about.

Posted by: TK at December 7, 2009 3:37 PM

Overboard is my go-to sick day movie--it was when I was in high school, it is now that I'm teaching high school. I will cut a bitch that tries to remake it.

Posted by: Baby Friday at December 7, 2009 3:52 PM

I waited on Goldie Hawn yesterday. She was lovely!

I have never seen Overboard either but the chef really wanted me to say to her, after taking her order, to "Beware of the dwarf!" I resisted that urge.

Posted by: dene at December 7, 2009 4:05 PM

Fuck off Hollywood, Overboard is wonderful and to be LEFT ALONE!

There's no way you could get away with the musical montages in a remake.

Posted by: Manda90210 at December 7, 2009 10:57 PM

GAH. All these 1980s remakes just makes me realized how old I am.

Posted by: Minty at December 8, 2009 4:27 PM

Oops. Bad idea. The film is great, one of my favourites. I hate these dumb remakes. They are always worse than originals.

Posted by: Me at December 9, 2009 10:58 AM





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