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The Most Annoying Trade Post of the Week

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | August 3, 2009 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | August 3, 2009 |


I have no idea how to make this news interesting to you folks. It's not bizarre or weird or dumb. It's just: Whatever. So, instead of trying to entertain you, I'll just annoy the living hell out of you. I'll announce the news without spaces.

RobMarshallthedirectorofChicagoandMemoirsofaGeishaisin negotiationstodirectPiratesoftheCaribbeanIVafterGoreVerbinskidroppedoutin ApriltodirectBioshock. JohnnyDeppwillreturnasJackSparrow. Filmingwillbeginin2010. It'sallbutadonedeal. JerryBruckheimerisfast-trackingitbecausehewantstofilmPiratesIVbeforeDeppstartsshooting TheLoneRanger.

Unrelated:It'sSharkWeekonDiscovery!

Wow. That was annoying.



Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.


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